What Steve Martin is to SNL, Kerry L. Marsala is to Sadly, No! You understand why when you take a look at the headline of her latest, work: It’s the Gas Prices Stupid. Kerry isn’t just the same great writer we have come to love — she’s also a comedian:
When it comes to deciding whether we want to drive a gas-guzzler or buy a carton of milk- the milk will win every time. Gas just doesn’t soak up the flavor of our Coco Krispies the way milk does.
But when you need to drive to the grocery store, who wins? Osama?
Those big semi-trucks that deliver our groceries to our local supermarket are feeling the gasoline pinch too[.]
(8) Can you feel the pinch tonight? (8)
The Democrats by majority aren’t big proponents of the ANWR development. However, the only offerings coming from the Democrats so far has been just looking for alternative fuels to be our answer, but implementing such takes time?something many pocketbooks don’t have.
Whereas drilling in the ANWR will produce unleaded fuel (regular, super and extra super) immediately!
While most economist leave out the mathematical equations of how America?s economy is doing in their addition and subtraction game (while playing with our inflation numbers)
Yes, economists (like the ones who work for the President) spend all day doing mathematical equations that don’t look at how the economy is doing. They don’t look at unemployment figures, economic growth or any of those things that have any real world impact. And then, late at night while enjoying a glass of Courvoisier, they play with Kerry’s inflation numbers. (Hey Krugman, see if you can get your inflation numbers to do this.)
…it still feels very real to The Jones’, The Gomez’s, The Slotsky’s and The O’Doul’s family’s down any neighborhood street, USA […] but frankly sitting here at the bottom of the economic numbers it is iniquitous.
Oh iniquitous — Festivus’ little known cousin.
Sending our kids to college is becoming the number one reason dads who are heads of their households are going bald… it?s called financial stress.
We call it “being married to Kerry L. Marsala.”
Just do your jobs and take care of the fuel pricing…
Kerry wants the government to provide lower prices on a commodity traded internationally and whose supply is controlled by a cartel… now that’s capitalism.
