Posted on July 16th, 2005 by Gavin M.
Over at Clown Hall, David Limbaugh is all making like…what’s something between a fool and a monkey? A ‘baffoon.’ Making like a baffoon about…
“Reeow! Hsfpth! Is it time to attack Skippy yet?”
Ha ha. Oh, you know how cats love to gossip. No, evil kittycat minion, there are no such plans.
“But I thought you were just saying…”
Justin Darr, what are you doing hanging out here? Scat! Scoot!
Um, yes, David Limbaugh. Where does he get off talking like that? And we’re also working on a Brad Snyder thing. So we’ll be back later exactly like normal. Yeah.
Posted on July 15th, 2005 by Gavin M.
They changed that graphic again at PeoplePolitical.org.
And it looks Like Marie Jon’ (that’s how she spells it) has written a column and sent it out to old Edward Daley at the Daley Times-Post. It looks like someone, perhaps Ed, has helped edit it, because the punctuation and spelling is at a solid 8th-grade level.
FATWAS ARE STIMULATED BY AMERICAN BIG MOUTHS
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Posted on July 15th, 2005 by Brad
To start off your weekend with a bang, here’s a round-up of Pastor Swank’s recent columns.
Column #1: “‘GOD CURSE THE MUJAHEDEEN!’- THE CRY NEEDED MORE AND MORE FROM MUSLIMS THEMSELVES”
As suicide-bent crazy Muslims set themselves aglow while annihilating innocent bystanders, an angry Muslim woman cried outside a Kindi hospital.
“She was OK for a Muslim. Sure, she was suicide-bent and crazy, but at least she didn’t set herself aglow.”
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Posted on July 15th, 2005 by
Is that thing 10 years old?
Regardless, George Bush, Spindoctor made us laugh.
Thanks to Scooby for the link.
Posted on July 15th, 2005 by Gavin M.
Our General Jeff “the Crusher” Perado pointed out those whooping errors at the People Political site to their Marie Jon’ (that’s how she spells it) through the magic of email. She replied thuswise:
Our Webmaster just updated the Website a few days ago. His wife just died. In fact the services were today. I pointed these mistakes to him already Democrat.
Thank you,
Why I’m A Republican [link deleted] Marie
And then we felt really bad. The poor guy had clearly made these mistakes out of grief, and Marie Jon’ had already pointed them out before Jeff emailed. Dag, yo.
And yet, here’s a new graphic, posted sometime in the past day or so. We find that all the errors that Jeff mentioned have been redacted — but what’s this?
Sure, Thomas and Scalia are rehnquey — no doubt. But William H. is truly the rehnquiest. [!?] Now hold on a second here!
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Posted on July 15th, 2005 by Brad
I wasn’t gonna post on Pastor Swank for a while, but the title of his latest column is just too good not to share: “COME ON, MORAL BLACKS. BACK A MORAL BUSH.”
More tomorrow…
Posted on July 15th, 2005 by
Sadly, Yes!
I have never heard a mainstream conservative impugn the patriotism of liberals.
Justin Darr:
Liberals ARE Unpatriotic
What about John Longenecker?
Are Liberals Unpatriotic? Yes.
Well, at least we can all agree that Ann Coulter is not a mainstream conservative:
John Hawkins: Could you give us two or three examples of people on the left who acted unpatriotically during the Iraqi war (or the build up to it) and tell us what they did that was unpatriotic?
Ann Coulter: Better yet, for a complete list just go to the D.N.C. Website, the Screen Actor’s Guild membership site, and the op/ed page of the NY Times (minus Bill Safire).
Posted on July 14th, 2005 by Brad
Alan Keyes must have spiked the water at Renew America with LSD, because his pundits are extra, extra kooky this week. Let’s take a look, starting with…
Nathan Tabor!
Nathan writes about the horrific practice of human trafficking, where people are kidnapped and made to work as sex slaves and/or forced laborers. This is a serious problem that demands a serious solution- a solution that won’t be found in Nathan’s column:
What fans the flames of this wildfire of sex slavery and child sex abuse? I personally think it’s the combined influence of the American entertainment and pornography industries.
Yes, it was only after Janet Jackson flashed her nipple to the world that some guy in Saudi Arabia said, “Hey, I think I’ll kidnap some children and pimp them out to perverted sheiks! Bless you, Janet! Nipple akbar!”
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Posted on July 14th, 2005 by Brad
What idiot at New York Times wrote this headline:
Report Discredits F.B.I. Claims of Abuse at Guant?namo Bay
First of all, the report in question didn’t “discredit” the FBI’s “claims of abuse”- in most cases, it corroborated them. Here’s a summary from USA Today:
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Posted on July 14th, 2005 by Gavin M.