Who *doesn’t* insult Justin Darr?

Now, now, Brad, how do we know that “Justin blows goats” wasn’t meant as a compliment, praising his easy rapport with animals?

You know, I’m not sure I’d consider Dennis a “mainstream conservative”. Unless they are extending the definition well past “Bill Safire” and into “outright fruitbattery”.

I clicked on the “mainstream consevative” link and no longer feel the need for dinner after forcing myself to read a portion of the bass-ackwards Bizzaro World bullshit that was geysering over there: the media “staged” the Jessica Lynch rescue, kill the leaders and convert the rest, “Democrats are historically one of America’s domestic enemies”, “[o]ur insults are true.”

Sooner or later those wingnuts are going to come up with “proof” that the common cold was invented by libruls cuz they hate ‘Merka.

And here I thought Ann Coulter was the very model of a modern mainstream conservative.

I have never heard a mainstream conservative impugn the patriotism of liberals.

“I’ve READ it. Reading isn’t hearing. I’ve read it a SHITLOAD of times.”

# She’s a slandrous cryptofascist but her tuckus is superlative

All the above (not the commenters–the listed “mainstream conservatives” and, of course, the “reigning diva of the hysterical right”)? Need a good smack.

Edmund, even though I just had to wipe wine off my monitors, I salute you.

Project for someone who isn’t a lazy ass like myself. Find every right-wing attack on Clinton’s policies in the Balkans and ask Dennis Prager if the “conservatives” were “supporting the troops” back then.