Sadly, No!

PeoplePolitical‘s ’email bage’ has been definitely resolved into not an ’email page,’ but an ’email bag.’ Thanks again to you-know-who.

Meanwhile, Marie Jon’ writes publicly to Jeff-Perado:

Please feel free to write us back, but next time use a much darker crayon.

Even as she simultaneously writes privately to Jeff-Perado:

Do not show up in my mail again you self absorbed small time twit!

We’d be like, “Snur-hur-hur! Leave it to Marie Jon’ to misspell ‘twat,'” but that wouldn’t be nice.

This certainly demands a link.

Not to mention Retardo’s encyclopedaic 2005 Wingnut All-Star Team.

Have we been blind? How did we miss these? We’re worthless!

From Salvage (in comments), we find this startling item, showing that…

Yeah yeah, John Roberts, Karl Rove. No, you don’t understand: Today was the day we learned that Wingnutosis, that dread bacillus in the body politic, that cruel leveler of mind and spirit — is curable. (Apparently even Supercalifragilistic Extra-Wingnutosis.) Check this from Kyle Williams’s blog. This is in addition to earlier revelations, below.

Yow. Clearly there’s a twistier, more challenging road of faith and reason ahead for Kyle than expected, after his having been home-schooled all his life and groomed as a conservative spokesman since the age of 13 or so. But there also seems to be a decent, principled guy under that bad haircut — and the haircut might even work in a slightly retro indie-rock kind of way, given the right wardrobe, one has to imagine. Or perhaps that’s generous. And maybe it (not the haircut) also has something to do with the evangelicals souring on the GOP after a particularly bait-and-switchy election season.

And yes, we know — John ‘the Dread Pirate’ Roberts. But the reaction to his nomination in Evangelical Wingnutistan is pretty blah so far, what with the rollingest of the rollers having, it seems, expected the prophet Jeremiah to be named to the bench, and the court forthwith to declare the Constitution unconstitutional, and Jesus’s picture to be on the dollar bill, and all that sort of thing.

But even so, the thing with Kyle makes one wonder what changed, what the pivotal moment might have been. Did Satan appear with a sulfurous bang, saying, “Behold: a Heritage Foundation fellowship. This kingdom, Kyle, is yours,” and was Kyle like, “Uh-oh — it’s Satan. This really says a bunch”…

Well, we won’t know until we ask him. Details as they, etc.

, …and that means it’s time to check the old, as the editors of People Political put it, email bage, where we find out what “the open minded” wrote in his lone email. Ready? From Las Vegas, someone writes Marie:

I read your response (email exeption as above noted) and I thought I was reading the rants of a drugged out hippie. […] When a conservative writes like an imbecile, they will be perceived as an imbecile. That is my advice to you.

Friendly advice if you ask us! What did Mary reply?

Also, I’m not sure what the word “exeption” means. My english dictionary didn’t seemed to know either.

Ooh, a spelling flame wankerfest!

Over at The Rant, Brigitte Gabriel is pissed because a CBS radio affiliate in Hartford has cut off advertising for her tin foil hat anti-terror conference:

‘Too many people might be emotionally affected by the subject matter.’ That was the reason offered by CBS Infinity radio lawyers to a sales manager at Infinity radio station affiliate WTIC AM in Hartford July 15th, to “kill” public service announcements (PSAs) for a conference on the threat of Radical Islam to World Peace and National Security.

Egad! Censorship! How wicked and dastardly of CBS! Surely, they were pressured to stop running the ads by Ayatollah Saddam bin Aladin’s goons!

Jerry Gordon, who influenced the script writing, tells me that CBS Infinity radio’s lawyers probably got “cold Feet” because of the use of the Islamic faithful call of “allahu akbar” or “God is Great”.

As if this iron-clad proof of CBS’ Islamist sympathies wasn’t enough, The Rant’s crack graphic design team came up with this dandy photo:

It clearly shows the CBS logo dressed like a traitorous Arab… or maybe it’s just coming out of the shower, I’m not sure… at any rate, it’s definitely sinister.
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Well, there haven’t been this many complaints since S,N! started featuring excerpts from Amber Pawlik’s Sex, the would be competitor to Madonna’s book of the same name.

After our mocking of Kyle Williams, several people left comments arguing that:
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I went to my local Barnes & Noble this weekend and read the first two chapters of Porn Generation, Ben Shapiro’s inadvertently hilarious new book about how kids today are all licentious, degenerate reprobates who smoke LSD while having sex with potted plants (but not Ben, of course- he’s courageously locked his genitals in an alarm-protected titanium-clad chastity belt that can only be opened by the tender touch of Ann Coulter).

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Does WorldNetDaily have a sense of humor? They can’t really be serious with this can they?

Taco Bell has beef with U.N.?

Restaurant chain serves up slogan that seems to slam global body

Does Taco Bell have some kind of beef with the United Nations?

A franchise of the Mexican-style fast-food chain had some people wondering that this week, as the marquee sign in front of a Taco Bell on U.S. Highway 1 in Jensen Beach, Fla., proclaimed a slight twist to its “Think outside the bun” slogan.

The message read, “Think outside the UN.”

This seems stupid even by WND’s standards. I really hope they haven’t developed a sense of humor- it’d make trashing them so much less enjoyable.

and turned into, it would appear, a woman. Kyle Williams, the home schooled version of Ben Shapiro, is still alive, having successfully undergone step 1 of his gender reassignment therapy: getting Julianna Margulies’ haircut:

And, of special interest to us, Kyle continues to write:

I have no desire to be a C-list David Brock and claim brainwashing and manipulation, but I do admit there are many things that have changed in the way I view life[.]

If we were in Kyle’s shoes, we’d be happy to settle on being a C-list anything.

Simply by the nature of editorial writing, columnists are encouraged to make controversial statements and claim to have practically an omniscient hold on absolute truth ? this brings in readers in the same way reality television brings viewers.

Yes, this is what draws people to reading Robert Novak’s columns:

I realized that swallowing talking points is no way to live.

So what does Kyle suggest we swallow instead?

The question is this: When the homosexuals stop marrying one another

Hooray!

Maybe not sadly, but most certainly no! David Frum writes:

“Imagine if an e-mail had surfaced showing that a top aide to Clinton–say, Sid Blumenthal–had told a reporter about a covert CIA agent.” The always fair and balanced Howard Kurtz posed that hypothetical in a column yesterday, and it’s a reasonable question. And as it happens, we know the answer.

As a matter of fact, a Clinton aide – not a top aide, but a political appointee – did release personal information about one of Clinton’s accusers, highly embarrassing information at that: I am referring of course to former Assistant Secretary of Defense Kenneth Bacon’s decision to release Linda Tripp’s 3-decade old arrest record to New Yorker writer Jane Mayer. [Emphasis added]

ok, so it wasn’t a Clinton top aide, or even an aide at all, and it wasn’t about a covert CIA agent, and it wasn’t about classified, national-security information (unless being exposed to Linda Tripp can be considered dangerous. Well, ok.)

Anyway, except for all those differences it’s totally the same, which is why Frum concludes:

So there’s our answer to Kurtz’s hypothetical. Had this story involved a Clinton aide, the best guess is that what would have happened is: At least as far as the major media are concerned, he’d have gotten clean away with it.

And those two cases were so totally the same thing. Except, you know, for the fact that just about every single thing was different. And yet, and yet, Frum really goes the extra mile in the self-discrediting department here:

Bacon’s actions – unlike anything Karl Rove is said to have done – were clearly illegal.

It’s stuff like this that makes us believe David Frum is little more than Adam Yoshida with better grammar and less acne.