ABOVE: Adult toy (left); Right-wing dildo (right)
John Hinderaker, Powertools IV:
How to Politicize a Hurricane.
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Peter Bleyer, M.D.
Shorter Peter Bleyer, M.D., The American Genius
Subsidizing Sex
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Sorry for the Relative Silence Here
August 26, 2011 9:54 A.M.
By Kathryn Jean LopezBUT THERE ARE NO D-BATTERIES anywhere … as the Northeast descends into hysteria, buying gallons and gallons of water because of the potential … water fall.
Link courtesy Ted the Slacker in comments. Complaints, valedictions, requests for brain bleach may be sent to same.
Shorter Andrew J. McCarthy
America’s Shittiest Website
“Et Tu, Yoo?”
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Above: Smugged his way thru Neocon 101.
Shorter Michael J. Totten
Pod’s Putzes
“Libya’s Rebels Unhappy with Russia and China”
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Shorter Dan Poop
Denuded Merkin
“Gay is the opposite of married”
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Shorter Msgr. Ross Xavier Pius Douthat, S.J., O.P., O.F.M., S.S.J., Th.D+, The New York Fucking Times Pope-Ed Page
Messing with Texas
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Over at America’s Shittiest Website™ there is nothing that the Negro-in-Chief can do that won’t get them howling in outrage. If they were to find out that Obama wears boxers rather than briefs, or vice-versa, we would see a flurry of posts on how the radical theories of Saul Alinsky were behind boxer wearing (or brief wearing, depending on which was being worn). There would be someone who would point out that the President shouldn’t wear whichever he was wearing or should wear what he wasn’t wearing until he fixed the economy and everyone had jobs. Maggie Gallagher would say that the choice, whichever it happened to be, was a secret sign of allegiance to the gay community which was known to prefer boxers over briefs or briefs over boxers as applicable.
But I think that the über-macho, testosterone-drenched, lieder recital enthusiast Jay Nordlinger takes this to a whole new level when the picture below leads to Nordlinger flinging himself on his chintz-covered chaise longue with a languid sigh
I’m sorry, but a grown man wearing a bicycle helmet, when he’s not training or racing like LeMond, is just — is just . . . Well, I think Dukakis looked better in his tank, is all I’m saying.
Yes, that’s right. Nordlinger is complaining that Obama, on a bike ride with his daughter, is wearing a a safety helmet. This is coming from the man who attends lieder recitals and who claps his hands a hundred miles per hour and squeals for his favorite sopranos. This is coming from a man who looks like this:
Jay Nordlinger giving “butch-it-up” tips and advice is only slightly more ludicrous than K-Lo giving fellatio pointers.
And speaking of truly unflattering (but revealing) pictures, Rick Perry will now never be able to convince anyone that he hasn’t had worse things in his mouth.
ABOVE: K-Loaded
Shorter Miss St. Kathryn of Bologna, Headline Bistro
Sex in an Iowa City
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ABOVE: American “Thinker” Thomas Lifson
Thomas Lifson, American, er, Thinker:
Concealing Black Hate Crimes
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