ABOVE: A speculative rendering of Robin of Berkeley based on a forensic analysis
of her blog posts.
Shorter Robin of Bezerkley, A Licensed Psychotherapist, The American Genius What the World Needs Now
I am sick to death of people — gays and blacks particularly — demanding their “rights.” Instead of talking about their rights, they should be required to spend one entire year calling their grandmothers and leaving small change on the ground.
The gays have killed way more people than all Mooslim tehrists combined, and they will kill even more because they are making your three-year-olds gay.
Obama has hired gay people who have gotten gay married to work at DOJ, which is yet another one of his attacks on freedom of religion and the right of Christians to be free from gays in public office.
It was unfair for the Washington Post to say that Cheney didn’t read while VP, because, even if he didn’t, he met with writers like Charles Krauthammer and Victor Davis Hanson.
For some hard to fathom reason Michelle Malkin is, tragically, still alive and, to prove beyond doubt the injustice of her own continued existence, takes the opportunity to mock the death of some poor guy who died because he didn’t have health insurance. As you might recall, the usual response of this vile dwarf to people who have no health insurance has been to drive to their homes and peer in their kitchens to see if they have squandered their premiums on granite countertops. So this latest ploy by Malkin is a step downward — even for her.
The news story that started all of Malkin’s squawking and fussing concerns a guy who died from a toothache because he couldn’t afford an antibiotic prescribed for him when he went to the emergency room. According to Malkin, he died not from the infected tooth but, rather, because he was a dumb fuck. To prove this she finds a Wal-Mart that offers a bottle of amoxcicillin for $4, not that she cites any proof (nor could I find any) that this was what was actually prescribed. Apparently Malkin thinks you can march into a pharmacy and ask them to hand over their cheapest generic antibiotic without a prescription and that this antibiotic would, naturally, be effective against any and all infections.
Then again, of course, there is the problem that even $4 might be too much.
Some socialized health care zealots will argue that $4 … is too high a price for antibiotics. But co-pays serve a rational economic and public health purpose. They encourage consumers to be judicious and discourage patients from demanding that doctors dispense every last drug recklessly like Pez candy.
If a few poor people have to bite the dust so that only rich people can fill up their Pez dispensers with Cipro, well that’s just God letting us know who counts and who doesn’t.
WARNING: If you venture into Michelle’s comments section, we will not be liable for any self-inflicted injuries, including, without limitation, those caused by icepicks jabbed into eyeballs or subcranial injections of concentrated bleach solutions.
I think it may be impossible to top the headline of this post by Lloyd Marcus at Medievalize America: “Liberal Media Forces Homosexuality Agenda Down America’s Throat.” I suppose maybe “Liberal Media Shoves Homosexuality Agenda Up America’s Butt While Wearing Two Wetsuits” would be even better, and I suppose it won’t be long until the “down your throat” metaphor morphs into the “up your bum” metaphor, but in the meantime we’ll have to be content with shoving things like health care, homosexual agendas, flood relief payments and highways down people’s throat.
Lloyd’s musings about forced fellation of visits to the gym, swanky happy hours, Lady Gaga concerts and other items on the homosexual agenda, however, actually surpass the headline.
Please, please, please understand, as we said in the 60s, where I’m coming from.” This article is NOT about bashing homosexuals.
Nor is it about proper use of quotation marks apparently. And, if you suspect that the overemphatic NOT is a bit of overcompensation before a sound bashing of homosexuals, you would, of course, be right. But first, Lloyd takes a a little detour to Someofmybestfriendsville.
I have homosexual family members and friends whom I love very much.
If you are wondering who that homosexual family member might be or how exactly Lloyd might “love very much” his homosexual friends, then you’ve obviously never heard Lloyd speak.
I never thought I’d ever say this, but this guy makes Marcus Bachmann sound like Dirty Harry. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Now let’s get down to the business of bashing homosexuals, which is what Lloyd is all about, notwithstanding his protestations and his own obvious self-interest. To spare you having to read the whole thing, here’s the shorter:
Because the Bible says that homosexuals are an abomination, it was bigoted for David Gregory to ask Michelle Bachman her views on those abominations. In fact, by asking the question, the media proves that it wants to make your children gay.
But it’s not just NBC, by the way, that wants to make your children gay:
Even home improvement and cooking TV programs feature a high number of homosexual couples disproportionate to the population. Clearly, many TV producers have an agenda to normalize the homosexual lifestyle.
Apparently the ultimate goal of the media is to make everyone big fat gay inhabitants of big fat over-decorated gay homes. So, folks, please understand that the only thing between you, sodomy, minimalist furniture and three helpings of lavender and tilleul infused crème brulée is Michelle Bachman and Lloyd Marcus.
