What a Damn Mess

Say, I wonder what’s been happening in Iraq lately. Let’s find out, shall we?

Angry fellow Shi’ites stoned Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki’s motorcade in a Shi’ite stronghold of Baghdad on Sunday in a display of fury over a devastating car bomb that tore through their area.

Oh. That doesn’t sound very good, does it? And frankly, neither does this:

The bloodiest bombings in Baghdad since the U.S. invasion in 2003, and the reprisals that swiftly followed, show that Iraq’s sectarian conflict may be too far gone for leaders to stop, even if they want to.

The killings of some 250 people last week marked a “high-water mark”, analysts said. It demonstrated with savage clarity how little control Iraq’s government exercises, with a security force accused of sectarian bias and a series of peace plans doing little to slow the pace of killing.

Ah. But surely there must be some good news that the mainstream media is hiding from the American people to influence the midterm elections and hurt Bush’s approval ratings. Right?

The threat of civil war lurched closer in Iraq Saturday as a suicide bomb killed four people and Iraq’s Shiite prime minister faced criticism as he prepared for a summit with U.S. President George W. Bush.

I see.

You know, at some point we’ll have to leave Iraq. I’m not naive enough to think that our exit will make anything better (it won’t), but there comes a time when you must accept the reality that there is nothing we can do to make things better. Our exit will likely be followed by a sectarian bloodbath that Tom Friedman and David Broder will say could have been prevented if only we had stayed for six more months. This is, of course, complete horseshit. Iraq is going to get worse no matter what the United States does, and we have to decide whether we want to be in the middle of it or not. It’s not a great choice we have before us, but I don’t see any non-disastrous options on the table.

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Gavin adds: Stop the presses! Jon ‘Get Saddam’ Chait, liberal hawk extraordinaire, has unveiled a new plan

 

Powerline: Jeesh.

Alas, once you let yourself get behind in your Powerline reading, the stupidity starts piling up like a big, stupid closet full of stupefacting stupidness — such that when you finally open the door, it all crashes out on top of you like a roaring stupelanche.

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Above: One of the reasons the show isn’t called ‘Informed Sources’

But amidst the torrent of busted kites, unstrung tennis rackets, mateless galoshes, and old cookie tins cascading out of Powerline this week is the following immortal essai from a couple of days ago.

Remember the ‘Iraq is less violent than Washington DC’ meme from 2003 that resurfaced earlier this year? Or the similar ‘Iraq is less dangerous than California’ thing, also from 2003? These were, in a word, stupid, and have been shown to be abjectly false about a hundred billion times already, without even taking into account the rigorous, yet ‘controversial’ Lancet studies.

Watch as Hinderaker mounts his Acme rocket sled and takes off after that pesky roadrunner again:

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Move Over, Kaye Grogan

Kaye Grogan has been rocking the rubber cement a little too hard since the election.

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Above: That stuff is even worse for you than
snorting teh raw Kool-Aid powder, Kaye.

You’re invited . . . to the hypothetical baptism of Congress

[…]

And there also seems to be a black cloud hovering over the head of Jack Murtha. But don’t worry the Democrats don’t play by the same rules. And why should they when they have been given a pass as progressives — by progressives?

The only trouble with all of this progressing — the progressing has taken on a whole new meaning.

If you see a lot of people walking around noseless don’t be too surprised as a lot of people bit their noses off to spite their faces, when they voted in the midterm elections.

It really makes a lot of sense to vote for a change of guards with the same old guards right?

Wuh? Buh? Don’t worry though, just when things seem the murkiest, here comes Lexington Herald-Ledger columnist Jenean Mcbrearty to splash you in the face with some cold, clean stupidity:

Hippies still trying to ruin the country
By Jenean Mcbrearty
CONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST

America won’t win another war until the 1960s flower children are pushing up petunias.

Radicalized, the flower children morphed into lefty loonies who now masquerade as social progressives.

No matter what they rename themselves, however, their agenda hasn’t changed.

They still want utopia, and it wouldn’t be worth mentioning except that their naivete has aged into a persistent denial of reality that may have devastating consequences.

For example, consider their continued belief that America’s armed forces are neo-Nazi stormtroopers who delight in burning babies to further the aims of imperialistic corporations.

Such nonsense, now treated as legitimate by the left-leaning media, denigrates the patriotic values and sincerity of half the nation. It undermines the war effort, insults the dead and the survivors of battle and their families, and supports the aims of the enemy. Translated into immigration or national defense policy, it is an invitation to the world to destroy our country.

Who’s Jenean Mcbrearty?

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The Story of School Behaving Badly

I started this blog because there are others out there like me. I just don’t know where they are. They are people who have been badly served by schools as employers and teachers – mostly ultra-Liberal teachers and administrators who have corrupted the idea of the 1st Amendment.

Here’s my quick and dirty story.

I was hired by Bluegrass Coimmunity College to teach political science. Even before I…

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

The Plot Thickens

So I was looking through this morning’s papers online, and noticed the…

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Above: Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (detail enhanced)

Very interesting, no? All I’m saying is that I hope this isn’t going to be like one of those stolen-gnome things. That’s all I’m saying.

 

Let There Be A War On Christmas…And Let It Begin Here

On such a day as today, it is meet to give thanks for the blessings which fell unto us in the waning year, and to thank those who have made such blessings possible.

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Above: Thanks, Gibbons!

And now it’s time to look ahead: Rather than destroy Christmas in the usual way this year — by boiling elves and impaling Christians on giant candy canes and peeing in creches, and all that — our plan, as liberals, is to work within the system, to send spies into Christmas itself, and to bring this so-called, scare-quotes “holiday” to ruin by the grinding of its own cogs.

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Above: “O, wither’d is the garland of the war, The North Pole is fallen.”

Target: Boston!!!1!111!!

Christmas in the City is a non-religious volunteer organization that works with Boston’s homeless families and assists them in making the transition from homelessness to independent living. The major event each year is an enormous holiday party for more than 2800 homeless kids and their families, where the kids are fed a huge meal and turned loose into a giant-ass indoor carnival-playground-thing with moonwalks and pony rides and fire trucks — and at the end of the party, every kid gets a toy he requested from Santa.

If you’re in or near Boston, you can help with a bunch of things. If not, you can shop from an Amazon wishlist for the kids.

Or if you’re not near Boston, or hate kids and fire engines, p’raps you can contact a sleeper cell in your own community. (Heh heh heh.) [Nominations for Christmas-destroying liberal woo-hoo jihad cells are welcome in comments.] {for graet jutstice!1!}

Update: Another sleeper cell, courtesy of Martin Wisse

 

Happy Swanksgiving

I‘m in a bad mood tonight, so I’m going to ruin everyone’s Thanksgiving by posting some Pastor Swank columns.

Hmmm, which one should I start with… hmmmm… ah! How about

GOOD NEWS: JESUS DOLLS BACK

By J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Talking Jesus dolls are back, per Chansin Bird of Religion News Service.

Marine’s Toys for Tots Christmas toy drive first said No to Jesus. Now they have made a U-turn for Jesus.

It’s a 12-inch talking Jesus doll that children will adore and Christian parents will delight in giving to their young.

“Gee, mommy, it’s funny that Talking Jesus only talks about the evils of gay marriage and the ACLU…”

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A Very Malkin Thanksgiving

The American press should count its blessings
By Michelle Malkin

In between breathless condemnations of the Bush administration for stifling its free speech, endless court filings demanding classified and sensitive information from the military and intelligence agencies, and self-pitying media industry confabs bemoaning their hemorrhaging circulations (with the exception of the New York Post), my colleagues in the American media don’t have much to time to give thanks. Allow me:

Give thanks we don’t live in…

Shorter Michelle Malkin: “If you think America is supposed to have a so-called ‘free press,’ perhaps your model should instead be the People’s Republic of Ooga-Boogastan.”

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Bonus Shorter Malkin: “Be thankful that my calls to prosecute
American journalists for treason have thusfar gone unheeded.”

 

Welp, Let’s Try This Again

Ace cleaned up his sucky banner, although we noticed immediately that the work was done by some unknown Ace henchman and not ourselves, because it:

A) Failed to incorporate any of the added ruling awesomeness.

B) Is bad.

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Above: new Ace banner

Sigh. Let’s clean it up again. That’s what Ace is always thanking us for, after all.

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Above: still some wonky lines and corners here and there. Also, it lacks that
distinctive ‘Ace’ quality which is so ephemeral yet crucial.

 

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Above: Atsa nice-a logo!
 

(Hanx: Grampaw)
(Plus another from Mikey)

 

[Whistling Innocently]

Looks like somebody quietly hooked up some assistance and cleaned up his site banner…

 

Can’t…Stop…Laughing…

Teh conservative comedy gets you in the giggle-bone, yes it does.

This series starring Julia Gorin and two other wingnut theatre devotchkas seems not to have gotten very far, for some reason.

Although they’ve earned themselves at least one fan.

(Hanx: Ortho Bob.)