Sadly, No!

This is so not cool at the moment, but boy is it tasty.

Michael Moore is fat.

Say, also, if Dan Riehl is out there fusting and flummoxing like usual, with a halo of broken crockery orbiting his head, can he please do another comical Photoshop soon? Yay, thanks!

Above: This is actually one of his better efforts

PS: Here’s some fun: We hereby challenge the entire right-blogosphere to a Photoshop duel. Chicken, bawk-bawk!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THE BEST AND MOST AMAZING THING IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS HAPPENED.

WorldNetDaily has given CHUCK NORRIS a weekly column. Yes, this Chuck Norris:

Here’s an excerpt:

I enjoy giving and receiving Christmas gifts as much as anyone else, though I prefer those presents that build up mind, body and spirit, like the educational gifts found at Shop.WND.com or the fitness and other items found at our online store (the proceeds of which go to benefit our Kick Start program).

I want to challenge corporate management, private businesses, and the American public to keep the word ”Christmas” in their displays and advertisements, rather than replacing it with any generic ”holiday” language.

Don’t be afraid to inform businesses who keep ”Christmas” alive that you are appreciative and will encourage others to patronize their businesses. Notify those who do not that you will not. (That includes Internet companies — the fastest growing shopping mall.)

OK, so he really sucks. But hey- he’s just a beginner. Mr. Norris is going straight to the top of my list for Wingnuts to Watch in ’07.

Why do we elitist snobs on the left keep calling President Bush stupid? It may be because he keeps saying incredibly stupid things. Witness:

Addressing the conflict rocking Iraq, he said recent violence is part of an al-Qaida plot to goad Iraqi factions into repeated attacks and counterattacks.

“No question it’s tough, no question about it,� Bush said at a news conference with Estonian President Toomas Hendrik Ilves. “There’s a lot of sectarian violence taking place, fomented in my opinion because of the attacks by al-Qaida causing people to seek reprisal.�

Bush also blamed al-Qaeda for Britney Spears’ impending divorce.

“I think terrorists convinced K-Fed to threaten to release that sex tape,” said the president.

Above: Britney and K-Fed, two more victims of al-Qaeda’s scheming.

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It’s a new episode of The America Show, featuring Republican funnywoman Julia Gorin!

Except apparently it still isn’t taking off, for some reason:

Spotted at Americans for Truth, the big Christian anti-gay organization:

Pro-Homosexuality Blogs

* Andrew Sullivan
* Evil Gay Lawyer
* Ex-Gay Watch
* Faggoty-Ass Faggot
* Good As You
* Joe Brummer
* News Fit to Post
* Pam’s House Blend
* Queer Today
* Queerty
* Quench Zine
* Sadly No
* Skinny Little Faggot
* The Angry Fag

I wonder what could have chapped their fanny?

Above: AfT President Peter ‘Hair-Weave Barbie’ LaBarbera

Update: Continuing his program of just-in-time humor delivery, here comes Ace — the Web’s most ardent pointer-outer of alleged liberal misdeeds which ‘the left’ must scramble to repudiate:

Sullivan Continues Anti-Mormon Crusade
—Ace

[…]

I’m just curious — what would Andrew Sullivan’s response be if, say, I decided to begin posting derogatory post after derogatory post about gay “culture” and gays generally? What if every fifth post was a link to some story about a crime committed by a gay pedophile and the like? What if traced every single social or political ill to the “homosexualists” (which is, to cover my ass regarding the gay-bashing claim, not homosexuality per se, but the militant perversion of homosexuality into a political doctrine)?

How would his own tactics, used against him, look then?

Indeed. Because, you know, Americans for Truth is just some foundation-funded lobbying thing. Real right-wingers like Ace and his pals would never indulge in such unacceptable behavior.
 

[Hanx! Clif]

Those Blogs For Bush boys are poised for conservative stardom.

Welcome
by Matt Margolis :: September 4, 2006 8:09 PM

I am please to announce that Mark Noonan and I have signed with World Ahead Publishing to publish a book detailing corruption in today’s Democratic Party. The book, titled Caucus of Corruption, will be released early next year.

Mark and I are very excited about the book. Please check back here for updates, contest info, and all that other wonderful stuff!

Please sign up for our mailing list (at the top of the page) to get updates on the book, information on contests and media appearances, etc. etc.

   
Above (l-r): gets mad-funky to Coheed and Cambria; plays pipe organ whilst
cackling dementedly in 1960s Hammer Film productions

A Glowing Endorsement From Tom DeLay
by Mark Noonan :: September 24, 2006 10:21 PM

I’m excited to report that Caucus of Corruption has received its first endorsement! Our first endorsement comes from Rep. Tom DeLay, a great man and politician who found himself the number one target of Democrats in their phony ethics war.

The Manuscript Has Been Delivered
by Matt Margolis :: November 12, 2006 11:28 PM
Well folks, I have just sent the manuscript for Caucus of Corruption to our publisher, World Ahead Publishing. After a long week of dotting all the i’s and crossing all the t’s, we’re finally finished.

Cheers!

Except there would seem to be some trouble with fact-checking or another such trivial concern.

Guys, just as an FYI, there are many ways to source material, although the following generally doesn’t wash: “Oh yeah, it’s totally true about Pelosi and the seven Iranian trapeze artists. Just check Wikipedia. …Uh, give me 15 minutes.”

A short drama as told through the headlines and lead paragraphs of current news stories:

Iraq seeks help from Iran

Authorities lifted a three-day curfew in Baghdad and reopened Iraq’s international airport today, clearing the way for President Jalal Talabani to visit to Iran. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says Iran is “ready to help” calm Iraq’s fighting.

DEVELOPING STORY

And:

Iran and China poised to sign pact on oil field
25-year deal could be worth $100 billion
By Marc Wolfensberger / Bloomberg News

TEHRAN: Iran and China have moved a step closer to signing an energy deal worth as much as $100 billion, with the Islamic republic saying it had invited China Petrochemical’s managing director to Tehran to sign an accord first reached in 2004.

And:

Iraq Study Group draft backs diplomacy with Iran and Syria
By David E. Sanger / The New York Times

WASHINGTON: A draft report on strategies for Iraq, which was to be debated here by a bipartisan commission beginning Monday, urges an aggressive regional diplomatic initiative that includes direct talks with Iran and Syria, but sets no timetables for a military withdrawal, according to officials who have seen all or parts of the document.

But then:

Cheney asks Saudis for help in Iraq

US Vice President Dick Cheney has sought help from Saudi Arabia in dealing with Iraq’s spiralling violence and other trouble spots.

Cheney’s meeting with King Abdullah yesterday was brief, but it underlined the two allies’ concerns over upheavals across the Middle East, which many Arabs blame on US policies.

Cheney: “Abdullah, they say the Middle East doesn’t respect us like it used to.”

Abdullah: “Oh, Mr. Obtruding Arrangement of Flowers, please tell Mr. Vice President Cheney
that subsequent appointments unfortunately beckon.”
 

[Hanx! to g for the pic]

This thread is specifically intended for people who are not annieangel, and/or who have no interest in annieangel-related program activities. It is special and is not for other people, who are not allowed in it.

Excelsior!

This thread is specifically intended for people who are annieangel, and/or who share a common interest in annieangel-related program activities. It is special and is not for other people, who are not allowed in it.

Excelsior!