Welp, Let’s Try This Again
Posted on November 22nd, 2006 by Gavin M.
Ace cleaned up his sucky banner, although we noticed immediately that the work was done by some unknown Ace henchman and not ourselves, because it:
A) Failed to incorporate any of the added ruling awesomeness.
B) Is bad.
Above: new Ace banner
Sigh. Let’s clean it up again. That’s what Ace is always thanking us for, after all.
Above: still some wonky lines and corners here and there. Also, it lacks that
distinctive ‘Ace’ quality which is so ephemeral yet crucial.
Above: Atsa nice-a logo!
(Hanx: Grampaw)
(Plus another from Mikey)
And this is why I love this site.
This whole series is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the blogosphere in a while.
That banner isn’t awesome at all!
We’re back to square one.
gerbils?
Some people just don’t want to improve themselves. To the best of my knowledge, Gavin is only one man and can’t be expected to save the internets by himself.
I doubt Ace has the brain skillz to learn Photoshop. How lucky he is to have you!
hee!
I tried to save the internets once. And I failed. Not even spectacularly. I heart S,N!
How the Hell are you going to save the Internets when you couldn’t even save me?
Someone just waved the photoshop “smudge” tool around and called it a new logo.
All your fonts are belong to us.
Dude. Gavin.
Credit where credit is due, OK?
Ach, you’re right. I changed it.
The smudge tool is sort of the 5-minute solution there. The burn, dodge and blur tools are the way to go…
The burn, dodge and blur tools are the way to go…
—Tony Snow, in an Unguarded Moment…
mikey
Bada-bing, mikey!
I’m having oodles of fun filling in the blanks: “Every normal m– . . . gerbil up his ACE O”
Come to think of it, not much blank-filling is really required. Um. So to speak.
“gerbils?”
…and toilet paper tubes.
i’m still holding out for a a crown of thorns.
Look, I’m don’t want to step on any toes, and I’m certainly not in Gavin’s league, but I did make one little change to Ace’s logo…
mikey
Mikey, is that URL working? I’m getting a page-not-found…
Yahoo is fascist. Try this one.
mikey
Look, I’m don’t want to step on any toes, and I’m certainly not in Gavin’s league, but I did make one little change to Ace’s logo…
The lyrics’d need to be slightly altered. Did I really read that much Mad that I should want to do this?
I can while away the hours
Conferrin’ ’bout the Towers
Crankily insane
Through my ears the wind will whistle
As I jerk off to a missile
That’s until I get a brain.
About the East, near the Middle
I’m so frightened that I piddle
In trouble and in pain
With the thoughts that you are thinkin’
You could keep Titanic sinkin’,
That’s until you get a brain.
Oh, I can tell you why
Something something something boy I like a war,
I can think the thinks my friends all know for shore
And then I’ll write, and write some more!
I’m content to just be rube-ish
With my newest logo n00bish
While we circle down the drain.
I will fiddle and be merry
With some jokes as fine as Kerry
That’s until I get a brain–Whoa!
Thanx! Added a link.
Oh, I can tell you why
Something something something boy I like a war,
That is perfect just as it is. It really does seem to duplicate the war rationale: something, something, blow shit up!!!111!!
I still want it to play “Let The Eagle Soar”, dammit.
He’s a pirate.
And pirates are neocons, and they’re cool.
Really.
No, mom, I didn’t cut the grass yet. Could you get off my case?
I thought that money line was
Through my ears the wind will whistle
As I jerk off to a missile
this is neither well designed or particularly funny, but a comment upthread got me inspired to contribute.
(image shamelessly stolen from the internet).
You know, if they ever find gerbil up the ass, I hope it’s up a straight man’s ass.
“This whole series is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the blogosphere in a while.”
Obviously, your sense of humor is so highly evolved that it surpasses that of mere mortals.
I’ve seen funnier “Hagar” comic strips.