Shorter Michelle Malkin: “Somebody is selling t-shirts I don’t like, and it’s causing the death of the American family.”
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“The Family Evolutions T-shirt Company has blood on its looms!”
UPDATE: One of Michelle’s fans adds to the stupid:
The family unit is under attack by many different groups in this country. None more shameful and harmful to our children that Family Evolutions, a group started by two lesbians that specializes in selling products to homosexual parents.
The bastards! How dare they exercise their right to free enterprise!
This mentality is so demented I just feel so sorry for the children under these people’s control. The little boy in the picture is going to have serious problems growing up in his environment.
Well, I agree that buying a “My Donor’s Name is Daddy” shirt for your kid is a bad idea. Of course, I don’t think buying your 3-year-old a “Yankees Suck, Jeter Swallows” shirt is appropriate either, but I’m not about to condemn all Red Sox fans for it.
Where is the male influence going to come from?
Yeah, where will they be without upstanding Christian men like Neal Horsley?
No one can honestly make the argument that the strongest influence on a child is their same sex parent. So, what’s this boy to do since he has two mommy’s? I’m sure when he’s old enough his parents will introduce him to a nice homosexual boy to spend time with.
Because we all know that gay people either:
a.) Are made gay by their gay parents who are also gay.
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b.) Are spawned in underground secularist catacombs, just like the orcs in The Lord of the Rings.
They are only interested in pushing their viewpoint onto the rest of the world and have their lifestyle accepted as normal. If it was so normal in the first place, they wouldn’t have to try to validate it all the time.
I’ll have to call my lesbian cousin and let her know that she and her partner don’t actually love the two children they’ve been raising for the last ten years, since they’re just using them to push their hedonist lesbian agenda of gay lesbian gayness. I’m sure she’ll be thrilled to hear it.
Look, I’m not big on the “Donor Daddy” shirts either, but Christ, they’re only being sold in three places– Austin, Texas; Roanoke, Virginia; and Northampton, Massachusetts. Anyone who’s spent time in either Austin or Northampton (I’ve never been to Roanoke) can’t find this surprising.
But I am impressed that people like Michelle think that because someone, somewhere is selling this shirt, it’s indicative of a widespread “anti-straight conspiracy” that will culminate in Ben Shapiro retiring from Townhall to start his career as a drag queen.
