Ipe Odditry

This is something that people do a lot, and I was levied in my resistance by Norbiz tonight, by his example.

And also by sloth against finishing the next Assful chapter.

Ahem. What’s I on the Pod? It’s actually Winamp, on random, and it goes like:
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Hillary will stop at nothing!

So say our friends at STOP Hillary PAC.com:

They’ll [Hillary Clinton’s political goons] stop at nothing to go straight to the top.

What has Hillary done? How far will she go? Better sit down: Hillary will go so far as to raise funds!

Your donation right now can help us make a truly impressive showing as the Federal Election Commission reporting deadline rapidly approaches. If you have already donated, please accept my thanks. But, if you haven’t, please understand that you have only a few hours left to act.

We don’t know how Hillary will manage, but we’re willing to bet that it will be better than her PAC friends:

Presented by the Federal Election Commission – 2003-2004 Cycle

STOP HILARY PAC

Latest Cash On Hand: $80

SHPAC also included a helpful PS: in their email:

P.S. This Fourth of July weekend, show your patriotism and national pride by REFUSING to allow Hillary to become President. Support the StopHillaryPAC today.

Elections are coming early this year.

 

Trial By Fire, Bitchez!!!

So The Editors have left their two cronies, Norbizness and Big Picnic, in charge of The Poor Man’s On-Line Journal of Kitten Pornography this week. And as Colonel Yosef points out in the comments, Norbizness wasted no time starting another kitten skirmish. This is clearly an act of aggression and will be met with brutal retaliation:

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Sadly, No!: A Serio-Comedic Journal of Opinion Published in Electronic Form

…We’d better get on board here. Because even Atrios has retooled.

Actually, SadNo HQ is in Germany, so we can do whatever we want as long as it doesn’t involve goose-stepping around with a finger on one’s upper lip like it was a funny little moustache, and all that sort of thing.

You know, imitating Charlie Chaplin. (cough) But really, it’s the principle of the matter.

 

A nighty-night Malkin moment

Here’s some art that doesn’t offend Malkin.

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Dammit, Malkin, I Don’t Even Know What You’re Pretending to be Outraged About Anymore

Another funny:

It seems racism against black Americans is unacceptable, except when it’s endorsed by the untouchable Mexican government.

As CNN and many others are reporting, Mexican President Vicente Fox’s administration has issued a stamp depicting an exaggerated black cartoon character known as Memin Pinguin.

I looked at the stamp, and yes, it is quite offensive.

But who the hell (other than the people in the Mexican government who produced the stamp) thinks racism is “acceptable” when “endorsed by the untouchable Mexican government?” Predictably, Michelle never tells us, so I consulted the actual article to see what the hell she was talking about:
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Number 93! Number 93!

More from George T., of the Anti-American Rottweiler:

In comparison, our current casualties [in Iraq] are comparable to peacetime, and in total, including accidents in the US (which will be running a little less than a thousand a year), are still lower than 1980’s peacetime fatality rates.

If you want to compare it to drunk driving, our fatality rates are less than drunk driving fatalities in Michigan or Missouri.

Oh, that one again.
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Renewal in Iraq

According to the White House, brought to you by No More Mister Nice Blog.

 

I wouldn’t cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit! *

Grandpa Roberts no like Joe Biden:

For the last 15 years, Biden has been saying that women, and only women, can suffer from domestic violence.

Try telling that to the three young children of Clayton Carter, who watched in horror as he was run over by his wife with their Ford SUV. This past week Marquetta Jordan pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter in Washington DC.

What an astonishing claim. Or at least, it would be…if it were true. (hey, is ifitweretrue.com available?):

WASHINGTON, D.C. ? Taking the next step in the fight to protect our nation?s children, U.S. Senators Barbara Boxer (D-CA) and Joe Biden (D-DE) today introduced the Violence Against Children Act. This legislation provides a comprehensive approach to combating violent crimes against children by increasing federal criminal penalties for crimes against kids and authorizing federal grants for law enforcement and nonprofit organizations that provide emergency medical treatment and counseling to children. (May 1, 2003.)

Or, you know, that time Sen. Biden said the following 2 years ago:

Protecting the most vulnerable among us ? battered women and their children ? is not only our responsibility it is our moral obligation. This Office is a big part of our efforts to do that, and I am extremely happy that after a bit of arm twisting, the Bush Administration has recognized its importance.

Behold the power of Joe Biden!

When women kill their husbands and ex-boyfriends, the media never use the term, “domestic violence.” That’s because according to Mr. Biden, only men commit DV.

Never heard of Carey Roberts before?

Carey Roberts is an analyst and commentator on political correctness. His best-known work was an expos? on Marxism and radical feminism.

Somehow the idea of Roberts exposing radical feminism reminds us of the old Woody Allen joke about oral contraception: “I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said no.”

 

Think Michelle Malkin’s Kooky? Wait ‘Til You Hear From Her Readers

Although SZ brilliantly roasted Michelle Malkin this morning, I think her latest column is so kooky that it deserves a second thrashing.

Here’s the gist of it:

The left-wing Kumbaya crowd is quietly grooming a generation of pushovers in the public schools. At a time of war, when young Americans should be educated about this nation’s resilience and steely resolve, educators are indoctrinating students with saccharine-sticky lessons on “non-violent conflict resolution” and “promoting constructive dialogues.”

Because there’s only one way to successfully resolve a conflict, and that’s with overwhelming violence. (And don’t even get me started on so-called “constructive dialogue.” Our president can’t put a simple sentence together, and look how far he’s gotten in life. The only “dialogue” that needs to go on between America and all the non-Americas out there is “My dick. Your mouth. Got it?”)
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