Ring any bells, Anita Ward?
WASHINGTON (AP) – An Iranian exile who opposes his country’s Islamic government said Monday that Iran’s military is building a series of secret tunnels to hide equipment for missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads.
They’re probably east, west, south and north of Tehran somewhat.
The Poor Man
The central front in the war on wingnuttery
It’s hard to type because my hands are so soft and mushy. I have to, like, squidge them carefully onto the keys. And that’s because…
[knock knock knock]
“Wha? Oh, Brad. Come on in; it’s open.”
“Hey! Sorry, I have to move kinda slowly because I am so freakin’ soft and brown.”
“I know, man. It sucks being chopped liver.”
Because you know, what are we? We’re chopped liver.
Chopped liver
In addition, it’s difficult to type and concentrate because…
“[Whistle-whistle-whistle… whoo-whoo! whoo-whoo…!]”
“Oh yeah, I hear that! [Whistle-whistle-whoostle… whoo-whoo! whoo-whoo…!]”
“That’s solid, dude!”
“Yeah man, I never get tired of whistling ‘Dixie.’
And then the [muffle-wuffle].”
“[Wuffle?]”
“[Murfle-wurfle. Muffa-wuffa-wuffa.]”
“Damn, I dropped my hat.”
“So talk up your sleeve, like this: [Wuffa-muffa-wuh!]”
[proot-proot!]
“Or sure, out of your ass, whatever — wait, look out!”
[BOOM!]
“BOOM”
“Aaah, my ass!”
“Sorry dude, I was hanging fire.”
Sneer on, you snarky sneerers, but Pajamas Media Open Source Media (ahem) the newly-renamed Pajamas Media is proving their worth every damn day. In fact, they’re totally doing our job for us.
In times past, we had to scour the WingNet for finds like this one. Today we just sit back with a big thing of V8, watch old Homestar Runner toons, and occasionally click backhandedly on their main page to see what new cuckoo birds have popped out of it.
[boing!] Yonk!
War In The House
President bush announced today that he will soon withdraw all US troops from Iraq and send them to the House Of Representatives to fight the current war and the current bickering taking place over there.
The President was asked “which side of the aisle would the troops fight for?”
He replied “well, not on the side of despair, resignation, self-defeatism or “Murtha-ism”, I hope!”
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“Ah-oogah!”
A veritable lolocaust like this blog — and make no mistake; conservative humor is the laffiest, daffiest humor of all, and we just can’t keep up… A blog this joke-packed yet plainly-packaged needs some of the old extra whattaya-call; it ought to pop open the big, 64-ounce can of chuckle potion. Like, when a liberal is drowning, throw him an anvil.
This blog needs a dancing banana.
“How-ard Dean/ Is a ween/ The moon-bats like to vent their spleen [Hot-cha, wacka-wacka]… Thankew, thankew!”
So that’s one of like twenty new wingnut blogs today. Look, here’s another:
[pop] Cuckoo!
No more, no more! We’re growing fat and spoiled!
* Maybe we need to try the ah-oogah horn and banana method more often: He deleted the above post and yanked all the archives from the main page this morning. Ah-oogah, Marie, ah-oogah!
If you tried to leave comments since last night and it didn’t work, we’re sorry.
It’s all good now though. Hooray!
Always reliable, always punctuating!
It is a sad day when the President of the United States has to put down a petty insurrection? of the mouth.
Sadly, sad, was that day.
It was bought with the blood of men and woman who have fought for this country from its very conception.
Who will remember the sacrifice of all those men and that woman… what was her name again?
There are those who live in America who seem to have a problem with an organ called the tongue.
We’d read on, but we’re too scared this is going to end up being about the Clenis.
In related news, we can’t wait for this!
…what have we here:
The top U.S. commander in Iraq has submitted a plan to the Pentagon for withdrawing troops in Iraq, according to a senior defense official.
Gen. George Casey submitted the plan to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. It includes numerous options and recommends that brigades — usually made up of about 2,000 soldiers each — begin pulling out of Iraq early next year.
But I thought John Murtha was the coward who wanted to cut and run. What gives?
From Open Source Trademark Infringement’s about page:
And where faceless, “objective” editorial boards once handed down opinions and endorsements, bloggers sound off, the numbers on their public sitemeters lending them unassailable credibility as voices for the rest of us.
Anyone seen OSM’s public sitemeter? Neither have we.
Maybe they should steal borrow one from Christopher Lydon.
Of course, trademark violations are simply everywhere these days. If this one doesn’t work out, let me just say that I’m totally down with ‘OPP.’
Photojournalist Jim Lowney accidentally crashes the Open Source Media™ launch party:
Fuming, I bitched to Blair about the self-important clown while pulling on a Marlboro. Blair told me to forget about it. The guy probably had too much wine. Whatever, he wasn?t worth the energy. Besides, the beautiful Filipino woman who asked for a light was far more worthy of attention.
Blair and I talked much nonsense with the beauty as we smoked. He said we were in business together.
?What kind of business?? she asked.
?Big business,? he lied.
?Oh, I like big,? she smiled.
I don?t think Blair caught that and I let it pass but I was a little concerned when he invited the beauty to join us for a drink. One Gray Goose Sea Breeze with a splash of orange for her, and I moved to scotch.
?So, would you like to come back to my hotel?? she quietly asked me as we stood in a group of bloggers.
No, it couldn’t be. As we know, Michelle is away from home on a book tour this week, and… Um. Yes. Uh-oh.
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The best thing about Pajamas Media Open Source Media is that they’ve introduced me to a whole bunch of right-wing bloggers that I otherwise would’ve never read (mostly because they really suck, but that’s another story). So for your enjoyment, I’m going to review some of these new-found treasures and grade them in various categories, including their blind allegiance to President Bush, their paranoid hatred of the media, and their belief that they’re an oppressed minority despite controlling all three branches of the federal government. Bonus points will be awarded for poor spelling, punctuation and syntax. Let’s get started!
Contestant #1: Brutally Honest.
How he describes his blog:”Plain thoughts, delivered roughly.” Sounds kinky! Someone book this guy on O’Reilly’s show!
Who he is: ‘Ricksteroni’ is an Episcopalian defense contractor and former Republican campaign manager.”
I listened to pieces of [President Bush’s Veterans’ Day speech] myself and my immediate response was “it’s about damned time Mr. President”. […] More President Bush… more of this… hammer this home, daily if you have to… take this fight, this honorable and necessary fight, to the moonbats and their accomplices in the Main Stream Media and nail them with the truth. This is long overdue and in my view is part of the larger war on terrorism. The left has dominated the venue, filling the airways and print media with one half truth and whole lie after another and it’s time, past time, that they are exposed and that they are indeed being unpatriotic about it.
And let’s hope that the spineless Republicans in the Senate and the House will follow suit. Yes, I mean spineless. The Republican party has done one seriously crappy job of countering the Democrats on the war, on budget issues, on judicial appointments and on leading this country. They’ve done everything they can do to bolster those who say there’s not a dime’s bit of difference between the parties. It’s time to grow a set of guhnads and take on the loonie left, their moonbat friends and the mouthpiece that is the MSM.
Blind allegiance to Bush? Check. Irrational hatred of the media? Check. Feeling victimized despite controlling all three branches of government? Ooooh, you betcha that’s a “check!”
Bonus points: Misspelled “loony.” Also, he seems indifferent to the fact that this cartoon makes him look like a raging nut bag:
Verdict: Moderate-to-strong crazy. He gets six out of ten wingnuts.
