If you’re done contributing to The Human Fund…

We have the new feel good about yourself cause of the year:

The Libby Legal Defense Trust

Because everybody loves The Libby — it’s true! If you contribute, maybe Scooter can have someone give Byron York reading comprehension lessons:

CIA leak prosecutor refuses to turn over evidence to Libby

That’s Byron’s headline. What evidence did Fitzgerald refuse to turn over? Let’s see:

In a December 14, 2005, letter to Fitzgerald, Libby’s lawyers asked for “Any assessment done of the damage (if any) caused by the disclosure of Valerie Wilson’s status as a CIA employee.” In the same letter, Libby’s team asked for “All documents, regardless of when created, relating to whether Valerie Wilson’s status as a CIA employee, or any aspect of that status, was classified at any time between May 6, 2003 and July 14, 2003.”

Did Fitzgerald refuse to turn over evidence? Sadly, No!

Fitzgerald declined both requests. “A formal assessment has not been done of the damage caused by the disclosure of Valerie Wilson’s status as a CIA employee, and thus we possess no such document,” he wrote in a January 9, 2006, response.

Part II:

Fitzgerald wrote, “We have neither sought, much less obtained, ‘all documents, regardless of when created, relating to whether Valerie Wilson’s status as a CIA employee, or any aspect of that status, was classified at any time between May 6, 2003 and July 14, 2003[.]

Is reading really that hard?

 

Zing!

Everybody loves the No More Mister Nice Blog:

Why didn’t Condi just go all the way and bring Gheit (or Hosni Mubarak) a souvenir windbreaker stitched with the words “BUSH’S POODLE,” and hand it over in a photo op?

Probably because they didn’t know his size?

 

Defeat Hillary by Being a Skank

This is the best Conservative t-shirt ad yet:

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Indeed, there’s nothing Hillary Clinton fears more than being mauled by a brigade of Republican hookers.

 

Now I’m Really Frightened

Oh my God. Bush has even lost Marie over the port deal:

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U.S. lawmakers formally asked your administration on Thursday to reconsider your approval of a sale giving a company in the United Arab Emirates control over significant operations at six major American ports. Now, you will forgive me, Mr. President, for saying so, but this action is just not going to fly with the American public.

I feel like a major rift has opened in the cosmos. If you need me, I’ll be cowering under my bed until I’m certain the world isn’t about to end.

 

*Ahem* Allow Me

Atrios writes:

I can honestly say that in all of my time in academia I doubt I heard a single joke about NASCAR. You actually have to be aware of something to make fun of it. Academics certainly can be elitist in ways both understandable and stupid, but they aren’t obsessed with mocking the things they’re elitist about. Usually they’re obsessed with ignoring them.

Well, I’m not much of an elitist (I made a cool $30k per year before I enrolled in grad school), but I swear by unholy Satan that I hate NASCAR.

Seriously, people. It’s a bunch of dudes driving around in circles for, like, a billion straight hours. No, I don’t care how much fun you have watching people crash. NASCAR is the worst so-called “sport” ever. It. Sucks.

Or to put it more succinctly:

ROOOOOOAR!!!!! BRAD! R! HATE! NASCAR!!!!!!

I mean it, cobaz. NASCAR is to sports what Jonah Goldberg is to military service

 

The Impossible Has Happened

Hugh Hewitt actually disagrees with George W. Bush about something.

I’m still waiting for the PowerTools to weigh in on the United Arab Emirates port deal. Five bucks says they take Bush’s side.

 

Heaven… Heaven is a Place… Where Wingnuttery… Always Seems to Happen…

WorldNetDaily is pimping a new video that purports to scientifically prove the existence of heaven. Yes, I am completely serious:

New scientific evidence heaven is real
Blockbuster DVD includes astounding back-from-dead testimonials

Until now, heaven has been just a matter of faith.

But a new documentary, “The Evidence for Heaven,” available exclusively through WND’s ShopNetDaily online store, offers scientific evidence for the afterlife.

Uh-huh. I’m sure most of the supposed evidence is based on research by people who got their PhD’s in Sub-Atomic Bio-Jesuscology from Pat Robertson’s Regent University.

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Above: According to the Evidence for Heaven DVD cover, most of the afterlife consists of standing in fields and dry-humping fence posts. Quite honestly, I can’t think of a better way to spend eternity.
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And this is better how?

Marie Jon’ writes:

Witness the truth as being told by Saddam Hussein’s former no. 2 man in the Iraqi Air Force, General Georges Sada. As U.S. were troops were preparing to liberate Iraq and it’s people from Saddam’s torture chambers, General Sada states in his upcoming release, “Saddam’s Secrets, that the WMD’S were being moved into Syria.

Assuming you believe Bush was right to attack Iraq on account of its WMDs, how does learning that Iraq managed to pass them on to another country, undetected, manage to make you feel any better about Bush’s policies and accomplishments? Seriously you guys.

(As for Syria, World O’Crap is on the case.)

Bradrocket adds: I see that we’re conspicuously absent from Marie’s “Friends on the Web” blogroll. C’mon, Marie, where’s the love? We’re responsible for, like, half of your following!

 

John Spencer Dues Implosion

Spencer, you’ll recall, is the Rove-backed wingnut candidate for Hillary Clinton’s Senate seat — so wingnutty that his ooga-booga scary-scare attack ad features the famous plot to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch. Spencer surely enough has tweet-birds orbiting his head and dances howling with buckets on his feet.

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Spencer (L, with fungoid angry-white-man-head growth on shoulder) with Swift-Boater John O’Neill

But how is this former mayor of Yonkers faring in the fund-raising department?

Local cash small for Spencer
By GLENN BLAIN
THE JOURNAL NEWS
(Original publication: February 21, 2006)

The people who know former Yonkers Mayor John Spencer the best don’t seem to be handing over their money — at least in large numbers — to fund his campaign for U.S. Senate.

A check of Spencer’s most recent financial statement showed no donations from people living in Yonkers among the more than 200 itemized contributions contained in the report.

We’re stocked to the rafters with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion puns, and we expect them to last through Spencer’s campaign (which may in fact be short), so here’s another one: ‘John Spencer Jews Erosion’:

Only two contributions came from Westchester residents.

It’s actually really tempting to donate some money to the guy as sort of a pay-per-view deal — his candidacy is the best comedy value since the Alan Keyes Flying Circus, in ’04.

Spencer spokesman Christian Winthrop downplayed the lack of local contributors in the report, arguing that the bulk of the campaign’s donations came in amounts under $200, which do not have to be itemized under federal guidelines.

“He has received a lot of support from Yonkers and Westchester,” Winthrop said. “A lot of them were contributions that were under $200 that were not itemized.”

No doubt, sure. The sacks of pennies keep rolling in. Wait, Christian Winthrop… Christian Winthrop… Oh, THAT guy — the Pilgrimy-named political hack who was skulking around Rhode Island a few years ago:

The race in the 1st Congressional District turned nasty yesterday, when Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy called a radio talk show to suggest that his opponent’s campaign worker had concocted a story about the lug nuts being loosened on the candidate’s car.

Kennedy, a four-term incumbent, called the John DePetro Show on WHJJ, while his Republican opponent David W. Rogers was being interviewed on the air. Rogers reported to the police last week that the lug nuts on his car had been loosened, as part of a rash of vandalism that allegedly hit his campaign staff.

Kennedy went on the air yesterday, suggesting that the entire episode was made up by Rogers’s political director, Christian Winthrop.

Kennedy said he spoke to three of Winthrop’s friends who told the congressman that Winthrop had told a similar story during the 2000 election, while working for Democrat Richard Licht’s U.S. Senate campaign.

“The implication is that he has done it as a publicity stunt. I hope that’s not the case for any of our sake,” Kennedy said. “. . . I’ve talked to three separate friends of Christian Winthrop who all said to me he made this up.”

Do it again, Chris! We’ve set up a Google News alert for ‘John Spencer” + ‘lug nuts.’

 

Bollywood liberal elite, es verdad

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It’s true. (English subtitles avail. on the Euro DVD.) That’s Seb in the cool Nehru jacket. (Pete M. is in the cow-shirt.)