Sadly, No!

ABOVE: Conrad Black (picture source)

Shorter Conrad Black, America’s Shittiest Website™
Justice Distracted

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Shorter Peter Kirsanow, America’s Shittiest Website™:
Today’s Questions for the President

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1. Unfrozen Caveman Columnist, The legacy of Steve Jobs:

Take it from a guy who just abandoned his typewriter: Steve Jobs was nothing special.

2. The backlash against the rich

Let’s not bicker over who caused what financial crisis.

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ABOVE: Robert Meyer Goes Galt With Jesus

Robert Meyer, Ruhnoo Muhrka:
Marginalizing Christianity by quoting Jesus

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Shorter Stephanie Gutmann, America’s Shittiest Website™:
There’s Hope for These Occupy Wall Streeters!

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ABOVE: Michael Medved

Shorter Michael “Mr. Pornstache” Medved, Clown Hall
Contrasting Executions

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Shorter David Paulin, The American Genius:
Rick Perry’s ‘N-Head’ Problem and the Fourth Estate’s Hypocrisy

Alternate Shorter David Paulin, The American Genius:
Rick Perry’s ‘N-Head’ Problem and the Fourth Estate’s Hypocrisy

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ABOVE: Audrey Hudson (left, right)

Shorter Audrey Hudson, Subhuman Events:
Democrats Seek Deportation Relief for Gay Couples

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Shorter Victorophon Davidoros Hyanseninthosocles, America’s Shittiest Website™
Obama’s Racial Crisis

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ABOVE: Jason Mattera’s Most Productive Moment of the Day

Shorter Jason Mattera, Human Events:
Angry, Stoned, Clueless Leftist Mobs ‘Occupy Wall Street’

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