Fair is Fair

Patterico points out here that he is not all crazy all the time, as this quote reveals:

You’d have to be crazy to think that there is a widespread conspiracy of AP reporters to help the enemy. Most of them are out there doing a dangerous job. I don’t always think the information is reliable, which is in part a function of the nature of Iraq in general . . . but we should recognize the sacrifice they are making to try to tell us what’s going on.

This is a perfectly sane sentiment, and I was wrong to call Patterico a loon conspiracy theorist who thinks the media want to help the terrorists. So, I’m sorry for calling you a loony conspiracy theorist who thinks the media want to help the terrorists, Patterico.

Gavin adds: Jeez. Way to embolden the enemy, Neville Chamberlain. Seasoned Patterico-observers recognize this as his ‘fake-rational’ phase, to be followed in close order by a double-frothy conniption of screaming-mad zealotry. It’s like that thing in the sky, where the bright yellow object goes up and down and the silvery less-bright one follows it. There’s a word for that, I’m almost certain. [Gav out]

Unfortunately for Patty, many of the people whose credibility he seeks to bolster are precisely this crazy.

Debating Patterico is always extremely difficult, since he is, I imagine, a highly skilled attorney who constructs his arguments very carefully and always leaves himself an out whenever he writes something that sounds insane on its face. He also has an annoying gift for picking out any and all errors and hammering you in the face with them. For someone who is a talented prosecutor, I’d expect no less.

But some of the folks whom he carries water for are not quite so cleverly subtle. Let’s take Michelle Malkin, whom Patterico correctly says we have a particular animus toward. Patterico has defended Malkin on repeated occasions from lefty attacks, and has happily touted his association with her several times. All of which is well and good. But for someone who thinks it’s “crazy” to believe there is a widespread media conspiracy to help the enemy, Patterico sure did pick an odd horse to hitch his wagon to.

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Super Bowl Open Thread1!

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Above: Dungy has a strong offensive game vs. teh ghey

Update: Dag!!!

D. Aristophanes adds: Congratulations to the Colts! They destroyed the Bears in the Super Bowl.

Doh! The Colts only “burned and blew up” the Bears! Mea maxima culpa! Everything I have ever said about anything is now suspect.

 

Holy Crap

Here’s an excellent article in today’s WaPo about refugees trying to escape Iraq. You’ll be happy to know that Jamil Hussein is not quoted once in the piece:

AMMAN, Jordan — Inside his cold, crumbling apartment, Saad Ali teeters on the fringes of life. Once a popular singer in his native Baghdad, he is now unemployed. To pay his $45 monthly rent, he borrows from friends. To bathe, he boils water on a tiny heater. He sleeps on a frayed mattress, under a tattered blanket.

Outside, Ali, 35, avoids police officers and disguises his Arabic with a Jordanian dialect. He returns home before 10 p.m. to stay clear of government checkpoints. Like hundreds of thousands of Iraqi refugees here, he fears being deported. Six months ago, near his home in Baghdad, two men threatened to kill him. Singing romantic songs, they said, was un-Islamic.

You gotta be kidding me. Those fascist fundie bastards are going to deny their fellow countrymen the glory that is Barry White?

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De-Programmer

Concerning a matter below:

Patterico: The moon is made of cheese.

Sane person: That’s ridiculous! There has never been any cheese within a million miles of the moon!

Patterico: BWAHAHAHA!!! The distance from the Earth to the moon is 238,854 miles. I DEMAND A CORRECTION!1

Our response is constituted as follows:

 

Open Non-Jamil Hussein Related Thread

I understand that some of you are getting very bored with the whole Jamil Hussein story. I don’t blame you- it really is completely ridiculous.

Some friends of mine have ripped me away from the Jamil Hussein cult and are going to deprogram me with beer tonight. So I promise I will never, ever write on this again. But once you start following this story… well, it really is wingnut crack, even for a wacky hippie moonbat like m’self. I honestly don’t know what how they do it, but Mr. Hussein and his firebombed-but-not-destroyed mosques have a way of reeling you in. Cuh-reepy.

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Bring it, Pattycakes

Welp, I tried to be somewhat polite with Pattycakes here, because he did in fact catch us in an “oopsie.” But now he’s just asking for it:

By the way, let’s not pretend that the new post is honest. It also pretends that the AP’s error was slight — an odd stance, given the fact that the AP recently reported only “slight damage� at one supposedly “destroyed� mosque, and nothing more than a broken window at another supposedly “destroyed� mosque.

Whu-whu-wait. I said that the AP should have run a correction of its initial report, since the language didn’t accurately describe what actually happened. I don’t know what more you want me to say about it. Oh wait, yes I do. You want me to admit that the AP is involved in helping the terrorists.

Also, the AP did not report that the mosques received no damage but a broken window. Let’s read this again:

_ The third, the al-Muhaimin mosque, had shattered windows and holes in the roof, but a closer examination was impossible because the gate of the wall surrounding the structure was locked, the AP reporter found. It is closed, guarded by the Iraqi army and adorned by a picture of the late Shiite cleric father of Muqtada al-Sadr, the anti-American cleric who heads the Mahdi Army.

_ The fourth mosque named in the AP’s original report, the al-Qaqaqa mosque, also known as the al-Meshaheda mosque, has a broken window and is closed, guarded by Iraqi army troops outside and adorned with a picture of al-Sadr’s father. It also has Mahdi Army graffiti scrawled on its side, partially whitewashed over but still readable.

They didn’t report that there was no damage. They reported that they couldn’t determine the extent of any internal damage, and that the only visible damage from the outside was a broken window.

Now, do I agree that it’s incorrect to write that any of these buildings were “destroyed?” Yes, I made that abundantly clear here. However, even Malkin acknowledged in her NY Post piece that all four mosques had come under attack:

One of the mosques identified by the AP, the Nidaa Alah mosque, had been abandoned and vacant at the time it was hit with small-arms fire, say Iraqi and U.S. Army officials. Two of its inside rooms were burned out by a lobbed firebomb, according to an Army report.

Three other mosques in the area – the al Muhaymin, al Mushahiba and Ahbab Mustafa mosques – sustained small-arms fire damage to their exteriors; the Mustafa mosque also had two rooms burned out by a firebomb.

So please, let’s skip the bullshit that one mosque “only had a broken window.” I’m not going to justify the inaccurate language used in the original report, but let’s not pretend that the AP made up this story sitting from their posh hotel balconies, OK?

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Authoritarianism for Wimps

T-Bizzy points us to this bizarre post over at Matt Lewis’ Townhall blog:

Romney Addresses House Conservatives

Posted by: Matt Lewis at 1:36 PM

Well, we just heard Gov. Romney speak to the Heritage Conservative Members Retreat in Baltimore. In a few minutes, he will grant a press conference. A few thoughts on the speech …

Romney received a standing ovation when he came in. He was interrupted just once — by applause — when he mentioned he cut the number of state workers in Massachusetts. He’s a good speaker, in the sense that he checks off all the boxes you would expect a good speaker to have. But he never touched me, or anyone I talked to, on an emotional level. There were no moments when eyes swelled with tears, or hearts beat with patriotism. Maybe that’s too much to ask?

In a word, yes.

Maybe I’m just an old-fashioned cynic, but I don’t want any damn politicians trying to touch me on an emotional level. I vote for politicians based on their ideas and their ability to do their jobs, and not how well they validate my feeeeeeeeeeeelings of worth as a human being. When evaluating presidential candidates, for instance, I think it’s useful to look at the following criteria:

1.) Are they actually qualified to be president of the United States? (I know this one seems like a no-brainer, but we’ve had some serious deficiencies in this area for the past six years.)

2.) Why do they want the job? Is it because they have good ideas for solving problems, or is it because they enjoy having power?

3.) What the hell are their ideas? Do I think their ideas would help the country? Do they mesh with my ideas about making the country a better place?

And so on. A politician’s ability to make my “eyes swell with tears” and my “heart beat with patriotism” is very low on that list. Lewis’ desire to feel emotionally connected to the people he votes for is really kinda sad. The way Lewis talks about his dream politician is the same way I used to talk about Wade Boggs when I was 8 years old (or hell, how I talked about David Ortiz last year). That’s not a good thing.

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The Correction the AP Should Give

Now that we know that the Associated Press’ initial wire report on the Sunni mosques did in fact run in some publications, I think they shoud issue the following correction:

“In an initial wire story, we reported that Sunni residents claimed that four mosques in their neighborhood had been destroyed. A more accurate description of what happened is that the mosques were attacked, shot at and firebombed. Our initial reporting on this matter was based on conversations with Sunni residents. When we discussed the matter with Jamil Hussein (who does exist), he clarified that the mosques had been attacked, shot at and firebombed, but not destroyed.”

Does that work, guys? Would that make you happy?

Gavin adds: I just came in the door two seconds ago thinking I’d ask you to do a classic ‘Sadly, No!’ with all the trimmings on the no-publications thing. And then I’d do a ‘Gavin adds’ and be like, “Jeez, thanks a lot, dick. …Say, is this how we’ve been making those wingnuts feel all this time? We’re bad people.�

Thankfully, I don’t have to do that or engage in any self-reflection.

PS, To answer your question: Ha ha! No. Nothing short of teh total subjugation of the AP and all other mainstream news organizations would make them happy. It’s an old-school rustic mob with pitchforks, dude. The Jews media have been poisoning teh wells.
[Gav out]

UPDATE: Patterico writes:

P.S. The defense advanced by some of their commenters is that the story was accurate, and needs no correction, because Sunni residents did claim that Shiite militiamen had destroyed four Sunni mosques.

I agree that’s not a valid argument. Hiding behind “reisdents say” to report events is very sloppy. The AP should have done more reporting on the ground before putting out this initial piece

Now, let’s recap where we are in this story: it turns out that the mosques were actually attacked or firebombed, but not destroyed, and the AP should not have put out this initial wire saying they were destroyed. Additionally, they should have clarified why the initial wire report changed the word “destroyed” to the much more common “burned and blew up” that they later reported.

Recently, the A.P. reported that they revisited the four mosques and found that two had received fire damage. They could not confirm that the other two had received fire damage, and that they were under the control of Iraqi forces. Let’s take a look at those:

_ The third, the al-Muhaimin mosque, had shattered windows and holes in the roof, but a closer examination was impossible because the gate of the wall surrounding the structure was locked, the AP reporter found. It is closed, guarded by the Iraqi army and adorned by a picture of the late Shiite cleric father of Muqtada al-Sadr, the anti-American cleric who heads the Mahdi Army.

_ The fourth mosque named in the AP’s original report, the al-Qaqaqa mosque, also known as the al-Meshaheda mosque, has a broken window and is closed, guarded by Iraqi army troops outside and adorned with a picture of al-Sadr’s father. It also has Mahdi Army graffiti scrawled on its side, partially whitewashed over but still readable.

Now unless you think the A.P. is just flat-out lying about its firsthand accounts (and I’m sure you do, so this is kind of a moot point to make), you have to wonder why the picture of Sadr’s father is adorning these Sunni mosques. Even though the mosques are “still standing,” clearly Something Happened here; I tend to doubt that the Sunnis would hang up a picture of Sadr’s poppy on their own.

So the question becomes, What Exactly Happened here. Did Jamil Hussein and/or the Sunni neighbors exaggerate some of the details of their account to the A.P.? It’s certainly possible. But clearly these mosques were attacked by ethnic militias of some kind. I’d like to find out precisely what happened, and why pictures of Sadr’s dad are now adorning Sunni mosques that are under the control of the supposedly “non-sectarian” Iraqi security forces.

Gavin adds: Don’t let ’em suck you in, Brad. This is how they get you; it’s like Scientology.

Bradrocket adds: Too late!

Here’s a quote from the recent National Intelligence Estimate:

The Intelligence Community judges that the term “civil war� does not adequately capture the complexity of the conflict in Iraq, which includes extensive Shia-on-Shia violence, al-Qa’ida and Sunni insurgent attacks on Coalition forces, and widespread criminally motivated violence. Nonetheless, the term “civil war� accurately describes key elements of the Iraqi conflict, including the hardening of ethno-sectarian identities, a sea change in the character of the violence, ethno-sectarian mobilization, and population displacements.

Based on what I know, the story about the Sunni mosques seems to fall squarely in the “ethno-sectarian mobilization” and “population displacements” category. Again, Something Happened at these mosques. The details aren’t fully known, but you can bet they aren’t pretty.

 

New Innovations In WTF?ery

You know how sometimes you run across something and you’re like, Damn, that’s a whole new flavor of stupid…?

Here’s Patterico, once half-sane, but now deeply obsessed with the Communist plot to fluoridate our nation’s drinking water the ‘Jamilgate’ escapade, who thinks we totally won’t notice if he posts something like this:

2/1/2007
AP Owes, But Does Not Give, Correction

Filed under: General, Media Bias, Morons — Patterico @ 12:00 am

[…]

Uh, AP? You also reported that Sunnis had claimed the mosques were destroyed:

Sunni residents in a volatile northwest Baghdad neighborhood claimed Friday that revenge-seeking Shiite militiamen had destroyed four Sunni mosques, burned homes and killed many people, while the Shiite-dominated police force stood by and did nothing.

(I understand that some ill-informed leftist bloggers have claimed, without proof, that this language was out there for 20 minutes and never made it into an actual story. I’m not linking these morons out of principle. You can easily find their stupid posts yourself. The name of their moronblog rhymes with the phrase “Madly Ho.� My response to these dunderheads is simple. Uh, ill-informed leftist bloggers? Meet Lexis/Nexis.)

Honestly, if I were writing this narrative, the link text would be, ‘BWAHA! U SADLY SUxXxORZ R PWNED 4 EVAR!11’ and clicking would lead to a picture of Patterico at the top of a staircase with an armload of birthday cakes, slipping on a diaper. But that’s me with the broad humor. Patterico is, like, much more literal.

If you’ve used Lexis-Nexis much, you’re already laughing like a fat chief. It’s a commercial database that archives everything that’s emitted from mainstream news sources — such as, for instance, raw AP feeds, which commonly go through several successive versions as a story develops. That ‘without proof’ charge hurt our feelings a bit, because of course we never look anything up around here, being dunderheads. But once again, our hours of shiftless pot smoking seem to have paid off: Patterico’s gotcha! screen shot shows a raw AP feed in triplicate, and no news stories. How long can this blind luck hold out? It’s almost as though we’re cheating somehow…

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Above: This AP feed with the imprecise word, ‘destroyed,’ was up for roughly 20 minutes before being supplanted.

Bradrocket adds: Nyah, nyah, nyah, Patterico! I redacted it! Ha, ha, ha! Hope you saved your screenshot!!!

In case you’re not following the narrative, it’s like the right-bloggers are all running around trying to prove that Charlie Chaplin is stealing their precious bodily fluids, and we said, “Look dudes, say what you want, but Charlie Chaplin died in 1977.” And then there was a lull, until Patterico stood up and was like, “Hah! These ignorant liberal dirtbags are such a bunch of ill-informed moron-dirtbags! How do they explain THIS?”

Since he won’t link to us out of principle, we’ll just link to this post ourselves. There. Teh circle is complete. Rack up the next blazing ‘Jamilgate’ issue, please.

Next: Ace of Spades, economist, cocks his green eyeshade and sticks his index finger in the pencil sharpener:

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Wheels They Turn And Gears They Grind

Shorter Peggy Noonan:

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Above: Hid his drugs from the narcs and his guns by the park

‘Happy Birthday, Mr. Reagan’

  • Each February Americans lift a glass to the president who was taller than Errol Flynn, told funnier jokes than Art Buchwald, returned Jerry Ford to glory, convinced Mikhail Gorbachev to live in Southern California and stood astride the din like a Colossus. A well-hung, twinkling-eyed Colossus who knew every elaborate handshake there ever was.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


Gavin adds: