Sadly, No!

Above: Liberal reporter thought they were really his friends.

Stephen Gutkowski, NewsBusters:
Liberal Writer Fired By AOL News For Reporting Vile Playboy List:
Editor’s Note/Update below: AOL editor’s email revealed.

• Outrage: AOL News fired a liberal political reporter for his objective followup reporting on the collusion between AOL News and the criminal Playboy hate empire of demented anti-conservative viciousness, after higher-ups suppressed his breaking news report on why AOL News readers should join the spontaneous grassroots upsurge against Playboy now rocking the planet via a special tag on Twitter.

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ABOVE: Tom Blumer, wondering why everything he
goes near collapses into a pile of shit

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Watching one of the buffoonish media watchjackals at NewsBusters post an alleged liberal media gotcha only to discover that the whole post is really just an exercise in self-busting is more fun that watching a Baptist minister get caught in a gay three way. So, we had more than a few giggles when Tom (“Mr. BizzyBizzyBizzyBlog”) Blumer piddled on himself yesterday and then tried to erase the evidence before anyone saw the growing damp patch on the front of his trousers. Blumer may have yanked the post, but my RSS Feed Reader had grabbed it first and has allowed us to save Blumer’s be-piddling for posterity and for our amusement.

Mr. BizzyBlog gave the post in question a favorite NewsBluster’s tag: “Name That Party.” Posts tagged with “Name That Party” try to demonstrate that the Islamodemosocialisticexpifascistdocious MSM always omits party affiliation when a Democrat steps in some dog poop but blares that affiliation in the headline when it’s a Republican with poo on his penny loafers. Usually, of course, there is a reasonable explanation for the absence of party affiliation. Often the party affilation of the alleged Democrat isn’t clear. Or just as often the party affiliation is irrelevant because the miscreant isn’t an elected official. (“The lieberal MSM refused to reveal that Michael Vicks was a Demonrat!!!”)

Let’s roll the tape of Mr. BizzyBlog’s wipeout:

Mama-mia, hold the anchovies on this one.

We have a county prosecutor in Florida, one David Ranck, who was arrested this past weekend for allegedly yelling at, punching, and completely frightening a pizza delivery woman. Naturally, Ranck’s Democratic Party affiliation is nowhere to be found in media coverage of his, uh, rank behavior.

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Naturally, Mr. BizzyBlog, as a media watchdog did what the media he is watching would do. He called Ranck to verify his party affiliation before reporting it, right? Oh, don’t be silly. Why do that when you’re a blogger with super gazoogling powers?

A Google News search on [“David Ranck” Democrat] (typed as indicated between brackets came back with absolutely nothing.

Jackpot! Mr. BizzyBlog now has proof both that Ranck is a Democrat and that the media ignored it, because the fact that not one single news story mentioned that he’s a Democrat is both proof that he’s a Democrat and that no media mentioned it. After all, if he were a Republican, the stories would have mentioned that fact, right? How cool is that?

Actually what the Google News search shows is that Ranck was a career employee, i.e., not an elected official who ran as either a Democrat, Republican, Independent or Homomarxistfascist. Nor is there a shred of evidence anywhere that Ranck is actually a Democrat.

After discovering Mr. BizzyBlogs fuck-up, Newsbusters did what any of the news organizations that they claim to hold accountable would do, right? They immediately issued a correction saying that they improperly reported that Ranck was a Democrat. Oh, don’t be silly. That’s what the “delete post” button is for, you silly lefties.

Michael Goldfarb, The Weekly Standard:
Does Obama Speak Arabic?

• If Obama claims not to speak Spanish, but once slipped and admitted not being good at speaking Spanish, then might not such a concealer of language-speaking be covertly fluent in Islamic Hate Babble? The only real clue is if I punctuate phonied-up quotes with spooky organ music while yinking my eyebrows up and down — yet it is the White House that calls Obama a Muslim, while unjustly are conservatives smeared for alleged ‘smears.’

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Ye gods:

House GOP offers $23 billion in spending cuts

Responding to a challenge from President Barack Obama, House GOP leaders are offering up a roster of more than $23 billion in spending cuts over the next five years.

The proposed cuts, which were to be sent to the White House on Thursday, bear little resemblance to the dramatic proposals Republicans unfurled when they took over Congress 14 years ago.

Now at this point, I expected the GOP to come up with a list of cuts that involve obscure research grants to study polar bear sex or something along those lines.

Unfortunately for us all, their proposed cuts are even stupider than I’d ever imagined:

Rather than proposing, for example, the elimination of the Education Department, as they have in the past, Republicans are suggesting killing a program that pays for building sidewalks, bike paths and crossing guards as part of the Safe Routes to Schools program. That would save $183 million a year.

Vote Republican: We’ll save money by letting your children get crushed by cars!

We need a better opposition party. Is anyone thinking of reconstituting the Whigs?

Am I beating this Guy Cimbalo thing into the ground? Yes. But I can’t resist the best comment evar on the whole thing, via (where else) the comment section of Pam’s House of Crazy:

part of the reason they hate our women is because our women ARE hot, and theirs aren’t. — David Perkins

Um, Mr. Perkins? You are aware that ‘they’ is Playboy Magazine, aren’t you?

Michelle Malkin:
This is what feminism looks like

• Bonnie Erbe at US News and World Report said that I am ‘venomous,’ blar-har-har, sorry to pee in your Hollie Hobbie bonnet, dearie, hock-ptui. Update: LOL! Check out these nasty comments that some unknown swarm of flying monkeys left for Bonnie-pie. Screech, gobble.

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The Top 10 ‘Examples of Badly Analogizing Present-Day Wingnut Bugaboos with Significant Historic Events’ That I’d Like To Hate-Fuck:

1. Abortion = The Holocaust

2. ‘Liberal Fascism’

3. Tea Parties

4. Universal Health Care = (Pol Pot + Hitler)(Satan – The Killer Riff From Iron Maiden’s ‘The Number of the Beast’ + Hitler)

5. References to ‘slavery’ in the context of discussing minor hikes to the top marginal tax rate

6. The recurring feature on the Glenn Beck show where an actor pretending to be Thomas Paine sputters on about how constraints on greenhouse gas emissions is like being bayoneted by Redcoats

7. ‘Feminazis’

8. Restructuring automaker bankruptcy proceedings so that pensioners and bondholders swap places in the collection queue is the same as the nationalization of United Fruit

9. ‘Distributing bland, “you-might-want-to-keep-an-eye-on-this” reports on recent trends in right-wing extremism to law enforcement agencies’ is roughly equivalent to ‘smashing everybody who’s wearing eyeglasses in the face with the butt of a rifle’

10. ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ flags

Bonus Hate-Fuck Fantasies:

— Banning ‘Intelligent Design’ from science classrooms, throwing Christians to the lions — what’s the difference?

— Filling the airwaves and internets with outrage over government-sanctioned torture is the real torture

Oh baby! It’s time to indict Obama for treason! Birth certificate fever 4EVAH!!!!

(Via.)

UPDATE: I think these guys should get together with Larry Johnson and form grand juries to force Obama to release the Whitey Tape.

There is a good deal of outrage from the usual suspects over the ‘hate fuck’ manifesto of one Guy Cimbalo, a writer for Playboy who recently named 10 conservative woman he’d like to euphemistically rape. To which we can only say, well, for once they actually have a point.

We are as fascinated with Michelle Malkin and Pam Atlas, in a can’t-look-away-from-the-train-wreck sort of way, as Cimbalo seems to be. But the loathing is mixed with a certain respect for their showmanship, and, not unimportantly, their dignity as humans and women — which boundary into boots-smashing-into-faces-as-humor territory Cimbalo crosses here.

Plus, the ongoing buffoonery of wingnut punditrix keeps us in canned hash and ramen.

Not that an obscure scribe for a soft porn dinosaur is Teh Left Personified, but our side really ought to leave the Orc humor to, well, the Orcs. Also, Peggy Noonan?

* Guy Cimbalos I’d Like To Fuck – With A Peggy Noonan-Shaped Dildo

Mona Charen, Real Clear Politics:
It’s Not Fair To Casually Call People Racist

• Woeful is this baseless tarring of Sotomayor as a racist, although it is teaching liberals about the Alternate Earth Transporter Ray and how it gets turned on when they call a conservative a racis- [zeeep] -pefully liberals will now think twice before repeating their baseless tarring of Judge Charles Pickering, the noted civil rights pioneer.

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