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From John at Americablog:

CNN’s Jack Cafferty, moments ago:

Jack Cafferty: Do you suppose, Wolf, that the arrival of the relief convoys and the political photo ops on the gulf coast happening at the very same time were a coincidence today?

Wolf Blitzer: Uh, well, we’ll, I’m sure our viewers have some thoughts on that as well. These pictures, by the way, Jack, that we’re getting in…

Wolf Blitzer: Jack a final thought before I let you go.

Jack Cafferty: It’s embarrassing [followed by dead silence]

We heard a convoy of those trucks on this online scanner feed last night. They were en route, and the drivers were asking about the parking situation at the Superdome, not long after midnight.

They held the trucks.

 

Holy Crap! We’ve Got Some Actual Reporting!

CNN does its job (emphasis mine):

Diverging views of a crumbling New Orleans emerged Thursday. The sanitized view came from federal officials at news conferences and television appearances. But the official line was contradicted by grittier, more desperate views from the shelters and the streets.

These conflicting views came within hours, sometimes minutes of each of each other, as reflected in CNN’s transcripts. The speakers include Michael Brown, chief of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, evacuee Raymond Cooper, CNN correspondents and others. Here’s what they had to say…

Hold on to your seats, friends- we’re in for a wild ride.
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Wingnutty Hurricane Coverage, 9/2/05: Justin Darr Edition

So far, we’ve heard people blame the wretched situation in New Orleans on godless public schools and homosexuals. Justin Darr has decided to pass over such obvious scapegoats and place the blame for this catastrophe right where it belongs: on the victims.

New Orleans: the nanny state’s bitter fruit

Justin Darr
September 1, 2005

Two days. 48 hours. 2,880 minutes.

172,800 seconds. Justin’s learned to use a calculator. A round of applause is in order.
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And then, what about all the stuffed animals…!?

Ol’ Sissy Willis at Sisu, the rightbloggers’ answer to the designy lifestyle publication, has once again been hypnotized by the shiny, beaten-brass dangly-thing at the end of her pentatonic wind chimes.

Rebuild, perhaps, but can we — will politics allow us to — learn from our mistakes? Hurricanes will always taunt the Gulf coast, and the Mississippi will rise every spring. If we would rebuild New Orleans, we must listen to the living history of natural systems. Or maybe we should listen to blogfriend Richard Lawrence Cohen, who paints a vision of New Orleans, 2025. Simulated reality trumps reality, and his future tourist, a youngster traveling with his family, takes it all in stride:

This is the greatest city! Our hotel room is on the 40th floor, right on Bourbon Street, and I can look down over the whole French Quarter and see what?s going on without even going down there. We have in-room VR, so this morning I put on the helmet and there I was, back in old New Orleans the way it was before this flood or something that they had about twenty years ago. It was okay, but it was small and dirty and nothing much interesting was happening, just a lot of people eating seafood and getting drunk and watching other people take off their clothes

We think Richard’s definitely onto something. They’ve already got stuff like that at the Grand Canyon, where most tourists just say no to the real-life adventure and relative discomfort of a muleride to the bottom, opting instead for the wide-screen video version in air-conditioned, couch-potato comfort at the top.

Good thinking! Meanwhile, let’s save all the puppies and kitties.

We see that our cod-Southern-belle friends at the Cotillion are also involved. Sorry gals, but we’re still on nigger rescue at the moment. A few tens of thousands of Americans, you know. But maybe there’s an attractive young white woman in there somewhere whose safety is more important to certain people than that of a housepet. We’re just thinking out loud here.

 

Remote-trolling Lucianne.com

It’s the new sport you can play at home!

Reply 73 – Posted by: steph_gray, 9/1/2005 10:32:03 PM

They’re really getting loonier! Tonight a youngish guy blamed me for the gas prices at the pump because of my Mitt Romney bumper sticker, said next time I should vote Democrat.

I laughed at him! The very idea that voting Democrat could do anything other than make that number WORSE just struck me so funny!

Um, lady, ‘worse’ means higher, not lower. It’s not like the Fucktard Olympics where you try to beat your personal best in the naked whooping pole vault, ok? You should also pour some of that Kool-ade in your tank. Next?

Reply 74 – Posted by: Joe Friday, 9/1/2005 11:38:06 PM

The lowest forms of life are the DemocRats and their supporters who have bilked the taxpayers and allowed the situations in Louisiana to exist for years under their watch!

All solved now! Thank goodness. Which city do we destroy next?

No wait, I’m you. The lowest forms of life are the RepubliShitPigs who crap and fuck and MAAAAH! and frackin’ with the ding-whap, snork-honk…

They say the lowest form of life might be the prion, which rhymes with ‘peon,’ which is what you’re doing with your sneakers. Next?

Reply 75 – Posted by: sadc, 9/2/2005 12:19:54 AM

An earlier post said that New Orleans is 400+ years old. If our country is 229 years old, how is this possible? The Indians had a city here?

It was inhabited by those monkeys that there aren’t any of anymore, because they evolved into humans.

Next?

 

Op-ed

I was going to write something last night, and again this afternoon. I’ll try to abstract it now.

I was going to predict that at roughly American network prime-time today, as it moved through the time zones from Pacific to Eastern, the Bush presidency would collapse.

There isn’t any clever way to say this: Hurricane Katrina has become the worst natural disaster and the most titanic governmental fuckup in American history. Everything we’ve said, for years, about Bush’s incompetence, his backwards priorities, his personal weirdness and the pervasive dishonesty of his administration, is now on public view, in a way that brooks no excuses and leaves very little room for spin. And the media isn’t just angry at what’s happening in New Orleans; it’s horrified. Network anchors are losing their shit on-camera. GOP spokespeople are staring like headlit deer. The public seems nearly insensate. After all the blaring orange alerts and relentless pimping of national security — the use of 9-11 to justify every national setback, every policy initiative, every unpalatable decision the Bush administration has made, a foreign war of choice at enormous cost — finally, an emergency happened. And it was worse than we, even we, had feared.

The combined strength of the DHS and FEMA, the National Guard, and the Presidency and its powers, not only allowed a disaster to happen as though in slow motion, while warnings shrieked through the press; but even now, days later, they CAN’T EVEN GET IT TOGETHER TO DELIVER SUPPLIES into a major American city. They CAN’T FIGURE OUT how to put boxes on trucks or in planes and drop them off. For days, as the city sinks deeper into chaos. With bodies eaten by rats in the streets. This is our homeland security.

With all the cheap talk about encouraging America’s enemies, can there be any purer, more flagrant encouragement to those who wish to harm civilians here? If it had been one of those dirty bombs or suitcase nukes we’ve all heard so much about, what would have happened then? And this question also hangs: It’s just like 9-11, isn’t it? Warnings unheeded, a late, strangely toothless military response, an absent President — then later, denials and eqivocations, and aid promised but dilatorily sent. If you’d like to be startled, hunt out the clip of Bush’s first appearance after 9-11, a short prepared speech done as a touch-and-go on the way to an undisclosed location. He looks dissociated and terrified. The ‘strong leader’ PR began later. That was the face of George Bush in a crisis.

I was following a New Orleans police scanner earlier. Three trucks of water and MREs were being delivered to the Superdome. On another blog, I read that Dick Cheney is strangely missing — on vacation in Wyoming, with no expected date of return. Perhaps he’s ill; that would explain why no one in the Executive Branch seems in charge, or even paying attention. Rice is still on vacation, caught shoe-shopping in New York. The National Guard reportedly abandoned operations in New Orleans yesterday, after tangling with a couple of dudes with pistols. Today, according to the scanner, they’re back doing something until the Army can arrive. No citywide evacuation plan is in place.

But at least they got three truckloads of food and water to the Superdome. And although it doesn’t feel good at all, politics in America have changed, these past few days, in ways that will take a long time to be fully understood.

 

Have a Laugh at Marie’s Expense… And Then Donate

Here’s a neat graphic from PeoplePolitical:

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The above graphic links to a story called “It Is Not Safe in New Orleans.” I’m not sure how the “Able Danger” conspiracy theory relates to the hurricane, but we’ll forgive Marie, because she also links to the Red Cross donations page.

So por favor, donate. It may not give you the same immediate gratification as buying a PeoplePolitical classic thong, but it’s better for the soul.

 

Public Service Announcement

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Because, you know, God forbid if there were a major terrorist attack or something. This banner brought to you by the blame-shifting swivel chair hussars at the Department of Politicizing Terror Picking our Toenails Homeland Security.

Say, how’s that homeland security coming along? You guys handle that, right?

 

Can Anyone Think of a Rational Explanation for This?

Seriously, this is completely baffling (all emphasis mine):

With offers from the four corners of the globe pouring in, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has decided “no offer that can help alleviate the suffering of the people in the afflicted area will be refused,” State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said Thursday.

However, in Moscow, a Russian official said the U.S. Federal Emergency Management Agency had rejected a Russian offer to dispatch rescue teams and other aid.

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More Wingnutty Katrina Commentary

Before I get to today’s wingnutty op-ed on Hurricane Katrina, I’d like to remind you to donate to the American Friends Service Committee (or any charity of your choice) to help the victims of the hurricane.

And now, on to business:

Today’s wingnut is WorldNetDaily’s very own Craige McMillan, who says that there wouldn’t have been looting in New Orleans if Louisiana’s public schools had taught their students about the Ten Commandments:

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Mardi Gras minus the inhibitions

I’ve been reading about looting and watching the pictures from New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. So here’s my question: Do you think New Orleans would be better off right now if its public school system had taught all students the Ten Commandments as part of their secular education?

Probably not, since the city would still be, you know, fucking destroyed.
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