ABOVE: Selwyn Duke
Shorter Selwyn Duke, The American “Thinker”:
The Myth of White Privilege
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Shorter Jenn Giroux, Renew America:
Michele Bachmann’s migraines versus the stress management of male politicians
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ABOVE: B. Daniel Blatt
Shorter B. Daniel Blatt, The Gay Quisling:
Bush-hatred: the liberal obsession that won’t die
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ABOVE: Jennifer Rubin (left), Fred Hiatt (right)
Shorter Jennifer Rubin, The Washington Post:
Evil in Norway
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No one will be surprised that things have been interesting over at the shrieking harpy’s anti-Muslim klaven lately. Particularly now that it is clear that the Norwegian madman was influenced by extremist anti-Muslim lunatics like Pam and her ilk at Brussels Journal, Gates of Vienna, and Robert Spencer’s Jihad Watch.
The “fun” started with “Norway Shooter a Charles Johnson Fan: The Killer Links to LGF.” Only Geller could start tromping down this path without realizing it was going to blow up in her on face. Did she think that anyone linking to LGF in its crazy days wouldn’t also be enamored with Pamela’s own amphetamine-crazed rantings about Muslims?
No one is explaining what his [the shooter’s] anti-Muslim views (if he really had them) have to do with his attacks. Maybe the shooter was like Johnson and turned.
The shooter once posted ONE link to Atlas. ONE link.
Sadly, no. In the anti-Muslim screed posted by the shooter, I counted thirteen links to Atlas Shrugged.
Pam holds on to the idea that the shooter wasn’t really anti-Muslim in her latest post and says, in defiance of all evidence in the shooter’s 1500-page anti-Muslim screed:
And if he’s a right winger who hates Muslims, how does that translate into killing a bunch of political youth party Workers’ Youth League. He could easily have found Muslim children to kill if that had been his intention.
Snark fails me here. But this is just leading up to Pam’s point about the real atrocity here:
Watching CNN and BBC coverage about Norway, I found very disturbing to hear the number of times they use the word “Christian.” They would never dare refer to religion when it is jihad, and this attack had nothing to do with Christianity. It is outrageous.
That’s rich coming from someone who has spent her adult life running a blog devoted to reporting every instance where a Muslim driver runs a red light.
ABOVE: Matthew Knee
Shorter Matthew Knee, L-eg-a-l I-ns-u-r-erec-t-i-le D-ysf-u-nc-ti-on
Phone Hacking For Me But Not For Thee
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Shorter Jo-Dough Loadberg, America’s Shittiest Website™:
Diversity as Comparative Advantage
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ABOVE: Donald Douglas, Assistant Professor of Demonology, Long Beach Community College
We haven’t poked a stick in Donald Douglas’s cage recently, so when I heard the telltale fap-fap-fap coming from his direction, I moseyed over to his place at American White Power to see what America’s Dumbest Assistant Professor™ was up to. Donald was in high wank over the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team. And for a moment I thought that was probably a good thing — certainly more productive than his overcompensatory passion for posting pictures of white girls in negligées or his penchant for trumpeting his own persecution at the hands of the “demonic” left.
But then I go to the last sentence of his post where he approvingly links to a Steve Sailor post noting that the reason why the U.S. team is so good is because they are all white. Those dusky toe of black women and Latinas just won’t get any good mojo going on the soccer ball, you know. All sports should be all white. The only thing black people should do in an athletic stadium is sell beer, etc., etc.
Honestly, poor Donald, he just can’t help himself. He can’t bring himself to write a post that even a demonic French perv like myself could get behind without screwing it up.
If you’ve ever wondered who they mean when they talk about a guy “so dumb he could fuck up wet dream,” they mean guys like poor Assistant Professor Donald.
Shorter White Street Journal:
News and Its Critics
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ABOVE: Thomas Fleming (left or right, you decide)
Shorter Thomas Fleming, The White Street Journal:
What Michele Bachmann Should Have Said About Slavery
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