Sadly, No!

Katrina’s Clout

Hey everybody! Bill Clinton got a blow job from a White House intern.

Dilbert, last April:

“Guys, like I’m feeling some definite bad vibes, okay?”

What if an anti-war protest in Washington, DC had an official attendance of 100-150,000 people, but Charles “Pass Da Coochie On De Right-Hand Side” Johnson kept sticking to his story that only 30 people were going to come? That would be silly, don’t you think?

Nice try, Chaz.

This counter-protest?

Did DC get swarmed? Happily, Yes!

On the other hand, can somebody please explain this photo? Clockwise from the left, we have Jim Hightower, Cindy Sheehan, Jesse Jackson, and…

(Cue sound effect.) Episode: The organ-stealing aliens try to steal Chazmo’s brain, and find only a bitter pudding caramelized with pot resin.

What If They Gave a Protest But Nobody Came?

Getty Images has some interesting photos from today?s ?anti-war? demonstration in Washington, DC, hosted by the peace-loving Stalinists of International ANSWER.

The interesting part: no overall crowd shots so we can gauge the size. The only crowd shot I?ve seen so far is at Yahoo, where it looks like the turnout was much less than 100,000 people. The biggest crowd seems to have been at the free concert.

UPDATE at 9/24/05 2:56:48 pm:

Jeff Goldstein has more on the media?s tendency to exaggerate: Anatomy of an anti-war puff piece.

UPDATE at 9/24/05 3:01:34 pm:

Still more about the mainstream media?s dishonest spin on the personalities involved in this protest, at Stop the Bleating.
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last comment: Vickie 3:53:33 pm 9/24/05

Sure, whatever.

And here’s what the DC Police Chief says about the crowds, according to the lefty-liberal, rabidly anti-war Washington Times (via AP).

Realist has designed a brand-new PeoplePolitical Classic Thong:
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Cartoonist Dan Lietha single-handedly disproves the notion that he was intelligently designed:

It’s not surprising, I know, but it was just too good to pass up:

Hold on America, here comes more spin by Bill Clinton and the biased media that perpetuates ignorance of real statistics that show President Bush has given more of America’s money to help the poor. Bill Clinton did less to help the black or white poor in the years of his presidency. He was only perceived as the friend of the poor due to his quivering lower lip and a very liberal, very biased media.

Facts

Poverty rate under Clinton was 13.7% under Bush it is 12.7%

Truly amazing. Let’s take a look at the U.S. Census Bureau’s table of historical poverty rates:
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Kyle, if you don’t stop writing things like this, your days as a WorldNetDaily columnist will soon be over:

Unfortunately, being born in 1988 had its own share of disappointments. Paramount of these would be not being exposed the great literary accomplishment of Karen DeBrecht and her new children’s book, “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!” Looking back on it, I can see I could easily have become a partisan hack by the time I was 5. Apparently, Rush Limbaugh has given her book a rave review and the book has shot up the Amazon.com charts, but I have to ask: Is this a joke or are parents really going to teach their children liberals are monsters?

Memo to Kyle: this is not a good career move. Being a partisan hack sells. Look at Ben Shapiro: despite being a virgin, he’s just about the biggest whore for the Republican Party you’ll ever see.

Chazmo Johnson hears a Blue Meanie behind him. Baksheesh, effendi! Hassan chop! Although…no. The hair? Better check this source photo again. [Update: Hippity-do-dah!]

And also a few other people.

Still dumb as sphagnum. Regarding that “sic,” Washington DC is the ‘capital city’ of the United States of America, while that white, rotundinated building with the Thomas Crawford statue of Freedom on the top and Congress conspiring inside, is the ‘Capitol.’

Since it’s LGF, there must be comments. Are there? Let’s see!
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