Sadly, No!

Glenn Greenwald catches bATshit-LASs Pammy Oshry calling for a St. Diplomat’s Day Massacre:

Pam Atlas, spawn of Little Green Footballs, personal blogger to Bush nominee/U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, hard-core Lieberman supporter, and general good friend to the right-wing blogosphere, yesterday called for the State Department to be bombed and for American diplomats to be murdered…

What a surprise, huh?! I mean, no one could have seen that coming, what with Pamela Gellar Oshry’s total hatred of diplomacy, bizarre hatred of that “sell-out” Condi Rice, and links to — and outright sympathy with — terrorist websites.

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Via Wolcott comes this little bit to chew on:

I was asked on BBC radio a couple of days ago whether Democratic victories would temper Bush’s recklessness. I replied that I could answer that only if I could peer into the strange mind of a 60-year-old recovering alcoholic named George W Bush.

Rumours persist here (and I have heard them repeated at a very senior level in the UK, too) that Bush has actually resumed drinking; I throw this into the mix not to sensationalise, but because I have now heard the rumour repeated at a sufficiently high level that I believe we must face the possibility that it might be true.

Bush was huddled inside the White House eating beef and ice cream on election night with Rove, my friend Josh Bolten, and four other trusted aides who will stick with him to the end. He was not drinking on this occasion, I’m assured – but, more than ever, my depiction of an unstable man living out his final days in office inside his bunker seem no longer to be fanciful. Hemmed in by Democratic foes wherever he looks, determined to be remembered in history as an unwaveringly strong leader, and increasingly detached from reality: now that suddenly becomes a very frightening vision indeed.

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The check’s in the mail and I’ll see you in church and don’tcha ever change.

Shorter Michael Medved: Secular gays are truly the most intolerant of all. For example, recent remarks by Sir Elton John…

Shorter John Boehner: To regain our majority in 2008, House Republicans need to get back to our core conservative principles, as our Democratic allies have done so successfully.

Shorter Jonah Goldberg: Diversity is just a code word for reverse racism.

Shorter Mary Grabar: I’m surprised Martin Luther King Jr. is such a liberal icon. After all, he believed in God! Also, Michael J. Fox is a white male, and I have something in my notes here about abortion…

Shorter Ruben Navarette Jr.: In many two-parent families, each parent makes valuable contributions to the family and household. For example, in a recent episode of The George Lopez Show…

Shorter Austin Bay: Every time James Baker withdraws American troops, Iraqis die.

Shorter Bruce Bartlett: Perhaps Republicans might have won if conservative media and blogs had faced the reality suggested by polls, instead of just singing “For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow.”

Shorter John Stossel: White people have it easy in our society – but then so do minorities. Perhaps we should make things harder for everyone?

Shorter Walter Williams: The government has destroyed black families – or is it the other way around?

Shorter Paul Weyrich: Presidential campaigns start way too early these days.

Shorter Ben Shapiro: If Barack Obama is running for president, he’d better start giving me some positions to criticize.

Shorter Kathleen Parker: Now that we’ve committed our troops to war, we ought to recognize the immense psychological burden many of them bear.

Shorter Michelle Malkin: Ethical lapses by Democrats are so much more … apparent.

Shorter Terence Jeffrey: While his persona is fascist enough to appeal to authoritarian voters, Rudy Giuliani’s views on social issues are not.

Shorter Maggie Gallagher: Last week’s election confirms pretty much everything I’ve been saying all along. For example, pro-choice advocates should help get Roe v. Wade overturned…

Shorter Linda Chavez: The Supreme Court will soon decide whether union members may contribute to Republican candidates.

Shorter Tony Blankley: As I look upon the ruins of a once-proud Republican Party, I’m reminded of the Germans picking through the rubble of their own defeat in World War II.

Travis adds: There’s lots more of these things this week, but I really do have somewhere else to be. See ya next time!

Michelle has picked up an odd new habit:

Another GOP Maalox moment
By Michelle Malkin · November 15, 2006 12:28 PM

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How the Democrats “clean house”
By Michelle Malkin · November 15, 2006 10:02 AM

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Perhaps this is a desparate attempt to communicate about something involving…

Garbage in, garbage out
By Michelle Malkin November 14, 2006 12:30 PM

Flashback: US News ,Time magazine, and the smelly fire

Charles Johnson reports on a damning new twist in the ongoing Middle East fauxtography scandal:

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Yup. Go read the whole thing. Waiting for all the MSM ethics mavens to weigh in.

Waiting…

Waiting…

Yeah, all that downtime can be a bitch to fill.

Say, Kit-Kat, how’s Michelle doing on the suspected serial fake-anthrax terrorist who claims to ‘worship’ her?

Above: “Not a word yet, guys.”

Fiddlesticks. Anyone for a game of whist to pass the time?

Update: Don’t read the affadavit on a woozy stomach. Interestingly, the one false note in this otherwise meticulous document is in the specification of items to be confiscated from the suspect’s home. The FBI was looking for diaries, mailers, surgical gloves, an assortment of other items including Katherine Harris devotional objects, a bunch of other stuff, and, oddly, ‘left wing hate rhetoric.’

Huh. Because the left wing is so totally like, “I worship Michele Maklin. Die liberal Demoncrat scum!1!!! Suck it Kieth Olberman Bwahaha!1!!!1”

M.Sphinx said,
November 14, 2006 at 21:47

At this rate that Ace of Spades logo’s going to end up at the Louvre.

Oh no, it’s definitely working. Protein Wisdom is reduced to making fun of the handicapped, and Captain Ed is, like, reclined in his Barcalounger on his second glass of port:

In all my years, I have never understood the supposed charm of the Mile High Club. In modern jets, the seats are far too cramped, and the bathrooms are worse. The flight experience produces physical reactions closer to a hangover than sexual arousal, and anyone who thinks that mutual sexual gratification can take place under such circumstances…

I’m thinking maybe a silhouette of an eagle, then a tasteful border of John Bolton heads?

Update:

Tabloid Claim: Kevin Federline Threatens To Sell Britney Spears Sex Tape Unless She Gives Him $30 Million
-Ace

This could well be the greatest divorce ever.

Plan…working…

From one of Jeff Goldstein’s several identical Donald-Duck-nephews at Protein Wisdom:

Monday, November 13, 2006
Give Democrats Credit: They Know How to Politic

The Republicans just can’t find the gumption to be disliked. The Democrats thrive on hate. It is their fuel and their fire. So the Republicans can continue acting as they always have–as the kick-me party, playing second fiddle to ruthless, ethics-challenged, but winning and leadership wielding opponents…

Every time you guys throw one of your tantrums, we’ll just fix Ace’s logo more.

Above: Now it’s looking sweet

Update:

Apropos the suspected fake-anthrax terrorist who claims to ‘worship’ Michelle Malkin, Rick Moran of Right Wing Nut House runs after the train of irony with his suitcase flapping open, then jumps up and down yelling at his strewn socks and underwear:

“Where’s Malkin?” asks that guardian of truth and righteousness Dave Neiwart [sic]?

Malkin — who is quick to [blame] random acts of violence on a jihadist terror conspiracy within our borders, but never seems to worry about actual acts of domestic terrorism — has so far ignored Mr. Castagana at her site.

Malkin, the guys at Powerline, even Ed Morrissey should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. Not jumping on this story IMMEDIATELY — and by “immediately” I mean they should have been on this story like white on rice (oops! my bad!) at a minimum of 1/4 hour after this story hit the internet — only highlights their TOTAL and UTTER hypocrisy when it comes to terrorists. So what if they guy is LOONIER THAN A JUNE BUG? He’s a conservative, iddn’t he? He loves Malkin, doddn’t he? That’s enough for me.

Who knows — given all the “connections” the left is finding to conservatives on this guy, maybe even it will come out that he’s Ann Coulter’s secret boyfriend. Or Malkin’s pen pal. Or Hitler’s long lost son. Anything is possible.

Neiwart [sic] is a stitch. Here he uses one of his favorite “literary” devices — self righteously eschewing blanket condemnation of his subject and in the breathtaking space of a few words, going ahead and issuing the sweeping generalization anyway: […]

Above: Maybe a monocle and biker helmet next

U.S. must prove it’s a staying power:

The American people stabbed America in the back.

Bonus nitwittery: In a throwaway sneer, Steyn says:

Still, we are all Spaniards now. The incoming speaker says Iraq is not a war to be won but a problem to be solved. The incoming defense secretary belongs to a commission charged with doing just that. A nostalgic boomer columnist in the Boston Globe argues that honor requires the United States to “accept defeat,” as it did in Vietnam. Didn’t work out so swell for the natives, but to hell with them.

Steyn only cares about the well-being of the American Empire but still he cant resist a snotty jab in which he pretends that for one thing he and his fellow wingnuts actually care about those being colonized, and for another, those who oppose colonialism do not care. Right. Haha, Steyn, charade you are:

The loss of Iraqi life? Well, sure, that’s tragic, too. But if ‘sectarian violence’ means anti-American Shiites killing anti-American Sunnis, and vice versa, how much sleep should Americans lose over Bush’s ‘failure’ to stop it? That may sound cold, but the killers are free to end their violence whenever they like” — New York Post columnist Adam Brodsky.

(Shorter concept invented by D^2, later perfected by B^3.)

A Reason For Optimism: “The left… is going to keep letting the nasty peek through”
—Ace

Ah, the Left. Arrogant, vindictive, vicious, and insulting in defeat, and arrogant, vindictive, vicious and insulting even in victory.

Hey Ace, we finally got fed up and fixed your super-crappy logo, which kept blasting us in the face with molten Suck.

Before

After

Ah, the Left. Benificent, generous, forgiving, and gracious in defeat and victory.

Email us for a full jpeg, our pleasure. Just calm down and stop throwing dishware around, a’ight?

Pelosi can sense fear, you know.

“Ann Coulter is a Goddess and I worship Laura Ingraham and Michele Malkin.” — serial fake-anthrax terror suspect Chad Castagana

Above: Shriekberry Double Freepcake

How long will it take domestic terror hysteric commentator Mickey Malkin to say something? How long, how long, how liggity-long-long?

Oxford University’s word of the year
By Michelle Malkin · November 13, 2006 12:42 PM

Oxford University e-mails that it has chosen its word (or rather, phrase) of the year…

Waging war on JROTC
By Michelle Malkin · November 13, 2006 01:33 PM

Caution: San Francisco values at work. Even the left-wing San Francisco Chronicle says the political leaders of Baghdad by the Bay have gone…

Mel Martinez, RNC chair…Sigh…
By Michelle Malkin · November 13, 2006 03:52 PM

Oh, well. Michael Steele has been passed up for Sen. Mel Martinez…