Sadly, No!

Frum: ‘Wah! Waaaaah!’

‘Those Missing RNC Emails…’

• Sure, the RNC e-mail scandal looks bad, and there’s maybe some fire behind all that smoke, but this sort of unfair liberal attack is just what is to be expected when Republicans stupidly hire a bunch of fucking minorities, righteously try to prosecute vote fraud, and rigorously cleanse the White House of the Clinton Administration’s unethical practices.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

Vote fraud? Florida 2000 & Ohio 2004: Sadly, yes. The other shit? Sadly, No!

The hiring of Abu Gonzo and the Powerline Boys’ very special lady friend Rachel Paulose does not exactly constitute any sort of affirmative action policy on the part of the WH.

And I can just laugh at the ‘Blame Teh Clenis’ thing.

There’s dumb. There’s clueless dumb. Then there’s Don Surber dumb:

Am I alone in being disturbed by Barack Obama’s call for firing a broadcaster over something he said? This off-with-his-heads mentality is unpresidential. Imagine if President Bush said someone should be fired. He called Adam Clymer an asshole and that caused a stir.

The message is chillingly clear: A President Obama would call for the firing of his critics.

Wha-wha-what? Because Obama said Imus should be fired for calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed ho’s,” that means in the future Obama would also call for the firing of his critics? Don, that makes no sense. I mean, I guess if some shock jock referred to Obama in the future as a “nappy-headed ho of a preznit,” then Obama probably would call for him to be fired. But guess what? So would everyone to the left of Michelle Malkin. What the hell, man. GRAAGETOUGSAHYYEETWEPTHAAARIFGOASDG!!!, FROTHING WITH RAGE THAT THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY PAID TO WRITE THIS SHIT.

(Link via- who else?- the Ole Perfesser.)

Listen:

Kurt Vonnegut has come unstuck in time.

The creator of Ice-Nine, Kilgore Trout and Eliot Rosewater has passed away.

The man who (I believe) coined the phrase “Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Go take a flying fuck at the moon.” won’t be down for breakfast this morning.

The satirist who had the good sense to oppose the Iraq war, long before any Washington establishment dumbass even dared to criticize Bush, has died.

RIP, amigo. You will be sorely missed.

Civility vs. Decency again!

Having on numerous occasions suggested himself as a scumbag, an asshelmet, a dickhead, a lopsided cum-bubble on the bedsheets of humanity, a wanktard, a pukeface, and in addition a shit-eating monstertwat, Daniel Henninger, deputy editor of the Wall Street Journal editorial page says:

The Rebirth of Civility?
A revolt against people who are behaving badly.

BY DANIEL HENNINGER
Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:01 a.m. EDT

And so it came to pass in the year 2007 that a little platoon came forth to say unto the world: Enough is enough.

Two leading citizens of the Web, Tim O’Reilly and Jimmy Wales, have proposed a “Bloggers Code of Conduct.” The reason for this code is the phenomenon of people posting extremely nasty verbal comments about other people on Web sites devoted to political and social commentary.

Oh, goody. I think we’ve been through this before. Last time, the ‘code’ was offered by a pompous hypocrite. This time….?

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Jules Crittenden is a truly sad individual. Check out this dandy of a post (via TBizzy). It reads like the fawning profile I wrote of Roger Clemens when I was seven years old:

War Czar

Finding the right general isn’t easy. Just ask Lincoln. I’d suggest retired Marine Gen. John J. “Jack� Sheehan, a former top NATO commander, is not the guy, seeing he can’t keep his mouth shut about a White House initiative that hasn’t been announced yet, and also doesn’t get it:

“The very fundamental issue is, they don’t know where the hell they’re going.�

Where they are going is “to win.�

Eep.

Jules and his other loser pals are a lot like the most pathetic and deluded citizens of Raider Nation. You know who I’m talking about: the poor, gullible chumps who always insist that their team is gonna go ALL. THE. WAY. despite the fact that they have no quarterback and the worst offensive line in the game.

Above: Jules if he were a sports fan.

And by the way, here’s where the administration is actually “going”:

A bomb rocked Iraq’s parliament building in the heavily fortified Green Zone Thursday, killing at least two lawmakers in a stunning security breach in the third month of a U.S.-Iraqi crackdown on violence in the capital, officials said.

At least four other people were wounded in the blast, which shook a cafeteria while several lawmakers were eating lunch, initial media reports said.

Mohammed Awad, a member of the Sunni National Dialogue Front, was killed in the blast, said Saleh al-Mutlaq, the leader of the party, which holds 11 seats in Iraq’s legislature. Another female Sunni lawmaker from the same list was wounded, he said.

This is still more evidence that The Surge is Working, of course.

Yesterday morning, as dawn broke over the belching smokestacks of the Little Green Footballs compound:

Lefty Hateblogger: Condi is a “Pouty Brown Sugar”

Several people sent me the link to this absolutely disgusting post by “progressive� blogger TBogg, who, according to Sitemeter statistics, gets about 10,000 visits a day.

Indeed, he’s like the Don Imus of the Internet. We often drop by TBogg’s place for his chummy interviews with A-list Washington personalities, punctuated by random sneers at the powerless.

It’s a cliché these days to point out that the most virulent, unrestrained racism (and antisemitism) is found almost exclusively on the left—but here’s one of the most blatant examples yet.

Mere hours later, as the sun set over the crowded freight-car yard and its piles of shoes and hijabs at Little Green Footballs:

Zombie: Racist Flyers Echo Leftist Rhetoric

Zombie has a photo report on a recent story from San Francisco about ugly racist and antisemitic literature being distributed in Berkeley by an Aryan Nation gang, and makes the connection mainstream media won’t—that the same sort of vile hate speech is easily found at leftist rallies: Racist Literature Distributed in Berkeley.

To review: The most virulent, unrestrained racism (and anti-Semitism) is found almost exclusively on the Left — as demonstrated by Aryan Nations, whose call to murder black people is irresponsibly covered by the media without any mention of random signs at peace demonstrations protesting US foreign policy vis-a-vis Israel.

Tune in tomorrow at LGF when Chazmo, on the way to his Friday afternoon anti-Muslim exterminationist get-together at Barragan’s, spots a guy marching around in a Nazi uniform carrying a sign saying ‘9-11 Was An Inside Job,’ and retaliates with an outraged cri de coeur against S.Z. and Scott for using the phrase, “a giant black dildo.”

Got a head for figures, no time for bickerers (or so he says), prefers the company of a woman.

Shorter Michael Medved: It would appear that this Scripture verse justifies giving the poor nothing, and instructs them to like it.

Shorter Frank J. Gaffney Jr.: PBS says a film I helped produce about the vile Muslim threat to civilization is alarmist and one-sided.

Shorter Tom DeLay: No matter what happens in Iraq, the war is a no-doubt political winner for Republicans.

Shorter Michael S. Adams: I wish Al Sharpton would get mad at me.

Shorter Brent Bozell III: I miss the old days when Republican leadership regularly accused Democrats of treason.

Shorter Michelle Malkin: What can the lyrics of popular rap songs tell us about Don Imus?

Shorter Jacob Sullum: As a libertarian, I’m concerned about Rudy Giuliani’s stance on abortion and guns.

Shorter Kathleen Parker: Society needs a reformed Don Imus back on the airwaves more than a reformed Don Imus needs society or the airwaves.

Shorter Tony Blankley: Churchill wouldn’t let the Iranians talk smack to him.

Shorter John Stossel: The thing I like about Fred Thompson is that he won’t let people name a road or nothin’ after him while he’s alive.

Shorter Debra Saunders: I hate to gossip, but I wonder sometimes if those British sailors secretly like all the attention.

Shorter William Rusher: No question about it, the strategy that the president and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and their military advisers have followed for the past four years has been a failure. But that’s because we haven’t given their plan enough time!

Shorter Ben Shapiro: People should express political statements I agree with in their entertainment habits.

Shorter Jonah Goldberg: Conservatives, wingnuts, libertarians, lend me your ears: I come not to bury McCain but to praise him.

Shorter William F. Buckley: Would anyone care to muss their hair in the rough-and-tumble world of Dartmouth academic politics?

Shorter Maggie Gallagher: I’ve come to suspect Rudy Giuliani isn’t much of a conservative, and he seems like a total prick.

Shorter Leslie Carbone: What if we privatized student loans?

I just approved a whole buncha comments that got munched up by the spam filter. Wicked sorry, guys, I dunno WTF is going on.

Yep, Daisuke Matsuzaka’s about to make his Fenway Park debut. Rock.

…2-2 on Ichiro. Let’s go Dice-K!!!

…3-2 on Ichiro. Feck. C’mon, Dice-Man…

Ground ball to Daisuke, he throws to first for an out.

A new era begins.

UPDATE: HEY! FELIX HERNANDEZ IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!!! I HOPE I DON’T JINX HIM BY POINTING OUT THAT HE IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!!!!!

Nah, not the kind where Richard Dawson tried to stick his tongue down every female throat, nor where opposing rows of doofs babbled ‘good answer, good answer’ to all answers, good, bizarre or just plain stupid.

I mean, instead, like, really harsh stuff. In honor of this bit of news about some of Perfesser Corncob‘s infamous relatives, I got to thinking about making a list of the blogosphere’s most sustained and most explosive flame wars.

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