We Demand A Correction, Etc.


It’s been a day since our avatar of fact-checking and investigative ‘citizen journalism,’ Mr. Confederate Yankee, was fooled by a totally fake, made-up, and does-not-even-exist news service into publishing this.

It’s been about half a day since we pointed that out to him, both here and in a polite comment on his site — which he deleted, failing to make any correction at all to the story, and so on down the exact line of behaviors that he routinely and without irony accuses the ‘liberal MSM’ of doing when they print something that contradicts the unbiased reporting of Republican dupes, quasi-fascist Internet cranks, and screaming talk radio hosts.

Anyway, that was half a day ago, so it’s about time for another flaming catastrophe, chez Yankee. Let’s see what he’s gotten himself into this morning.

Secret Service: Media Claim of “Kill Him” Unfounded

Don’t have any proof of rage-filled bigots at McCain-Palin speeches, even though you just know in your shriveled little heart that they have to be there?

Never fear. You can always just make it up.

The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded.

Unfortunately, many also know in their shriveled hearts that the notorious, original “kill him” incident, as reported by Dana Milbank in the Washington Post, happened on Monday, October 6, in Clearwater, Florida.*

Confederate Yankee must do what is right and resign the editorship of Confederate Yankee. We await his urgent reply, etc.


* Update for the purpose of clarification: There have been two distinct incidents in which a McCain/Palin supporter allegedly shouted “kill him,” allegedly in reference to Barack Obama.

 

MOAR Joe Teh Plumber

Joe might want to look at some building industry forecasts before he gets too worried about breaking through the class ceiling* of the $250K tax bracket.

‘Course, it’s not just the building trades, it’s bad all around:

Comptroller Revises Job Forecast Downward

Expecting a national recession to compound the effects of the Wall Street crisis, the New York City comptroller’s office is now forecasting that the city will lose 165,000 private-sector jobs over the next two years.

That would be almost twice as many as the comptroller’s office had projected three months ago, when it said that about 85,000 jobs would be lost. The difference, according to the comptroller, William C. Thompson Jr., is that the nation has slipped into a general recession with effects that will spread far beyond the financial services sector and across the whole city economy.

William C. Thompson Jr. is lucky he lives in New York. He’d be so fucking dead in Chicago.


*18 million cracks means it’s about to fall down on all our heads

 

Joe The Plumber Sez: Go To Zeitgeist Thursday

McCain says he wants to put money in his pocket. I think John’s just got a thing for exposed ass cracks.

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Bay Area Rummy Bloggers Drink-Up hosted by the Barbarians tomorrow, Thursday, at Zeitgeist in San Francisco (corner of Win & Fail):

Calling all Sadlynauts esp. D to the A,

SF bay area blogger drinkfest and debate wrap up tomorrow (thurs) at Zeitgeist.

See the barbarianblog. Look for the Viking helmet.

BTW: did Bob bring up Ayers so McRib didn’t have to? Maybe it was the wet hops at Toronado.

All proceeds will go to Empty Beer Pitcher-Fillers Local 69.

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ABOVE: John McCain has post-debate plumbing issues.


Hanx! David Robinson in comments..

*****************************GAVIN ADDS*****************************


Above: One tongue-hanging-out picture in an evening, no biggie. Two
tongue-hanging-out pictures: possibly neurological.

[Hanx! J—]

HTML adds: Isn’t Plumber Joe the sort of confrontational guy whom George Bush and Richard Cheney would have had the Secret Service physically throw out of rallies? Already, comrades, we see change coming to America!

I’ve watched all the debates on ABC. Purty Mouth MorAn really doesn’t like George Stephanopoulos.

I’m a combative asshole type (as you well know), so I was really hoping that Obama would say in response to McCain’s comments in RE: Ayers, “Oh, yeah, well what about your man-crush on G. Gordon Liddy?” But he of course didn’t. And from the looks of the polls, maybe it’s for the best. Kill him with kindness, instead!

Shorter Mark Steyn: McCain would have won if he hadn’t silenced his inner wingnut.

 

Debate Thread Yaah! Zarg! Fleen!


ABOVE: Comment from the Townhall.com story, “African Press Publishes Shocking
Michelle Obama Quotes?


ABOVE: Servicemen in Iraq with the Ohio state flag.


Hanx! John Cole via Matt Ortega.

 

Shorter Dr. Missus Ole Perfesser

Ask Dr. Helen: Is It Time to ‘Go John Galt’?
As Ayn Rand foresaw, productive Americans are fed up with supporting the unproductive and may not take it anymore.

  • So, an infantile, spite-driven attack on America — show of hands?

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Shorter David Brooks

Big government ahead

  • Democrats are going to win big time in November. This is excellent news for Republicans / This is terrible news for Democrats.

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Shorter Confederate Yankee


Above: Our Swinburne of the Swannoa

Michelle Obama Blasts African News for Supporting the “Racists” That Oppose Barack Obama, Calls Opposition Evil People (Obama Camp Calls Claims a Complete Fabrication)


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Shorter K-Lo

re: re: Team Sarah

  • Rush Limbaugh carefully screened his callers yesterday to make sure that lots of women got on the air when Sarah Palin called him. That means women all over the country love, love, love Sarah!!!1!1!!! Yay!11!111!!!11

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They’re just so stupid. I can’t take reading them much longer… and yet I keep going back. What is wrong with me?

 

What would we do without Fox News?

I don’t ever want this election to end:

Hip-Hop-Dancing Colin Powell Fuels Speculation He’ll Endorse Obama

Colin Powell has his dancing shoes on, fueling speculation that he’s gearing up to do the Obama Two-Step.

The normally staid former U.S. secretary of state and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff performed an impromptu hip-hop dance alongside well-known rap stars Tuesday following a speech at a festival in London celebrating African-American music and fashion.

His address at the “Africa Rising” celebration inside London’s Royal Albert Hall fueled speculation that an endorsement of Barack Obama is imminent.

Powell — who has yet to back a candidate — told the audience: “I stand before you as an African-American. Many people have said to me you became secretary of state of the USA, is it still necessary to say that you are an African American or that you are black? And I say yes, so that we can remind our children.”

“It took a lot of people struggling to bring me to this point in history,” Powell told the audience. “I didn’t just drop out of the sky. People came from my continent in chains.”

Uh, wait.

Why did this “fuel speculation” that Powell is about to endorse Obama? All I see here is that Powell danced to hip-hop and talked about his African heritage.

In other words, Fox is saying that he’s going to vote for Obama because he’s a black guy hanging out with black people and doing black things.

This election is awesome.

(Via.)

 

The Waiting Is, Like, So Totally The Hardest Part

…No, actually, it’s like you’re sitting at the bus stop and you notice a big mound of dog poop on the sidewalk, and then you see Ace all like “O! Solo Mio!” — stage-walking down the street with his arms in declamatory parentheses.

And then you notice the sign, “Caution: Wet Cement,” right by a cage where a bunch of monkeys are eating bananas and throwing the peels out on the sidewalk.

And then you notice, right near the two guys absent-mindedly carrying a piece of plate glass across the street, and almost underneath the other two guys hauling on a fraying rope tied to a dangling grand piano, that an out-of-control tin lizzie full of pies and seltzer is heading right toward a crate labeled “Danger: TNT” — while a bunch of cops with tall helmets and curlicued mustaches run loose-leggedly in circles, blowing their whistles and chasing a group of suspender-wearing ragamuffin kids with slingshots in their rear pockets and a piebald dog with a black ring around one of its eyes.