Posted on October 30th, 2008 by Gavin M.
Posted on October 30th, 2008 by Gavin M.
Michelle Malkin presses the lever to receive a pellet of food:
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t
By Michelle Malkin • October 30, 2008 10:26 AMSigh.
Obama suppporter Charles Ogletree, Harvard professor, says that even if you vote for Obama, you’re still a raaaaaaaaaaaacist!
Ogletree is rumored to be Obama’s pick for Assistant AG in charge of civil rights.
We’re Screwed ‘08!
And that link goes to… No no, wait for it.
Posted on October 30th, 2008 by D. Aristophanes
Look out, Ol’ Perfesser, Dr. Mrs. Ol’ Perfesser is on the prowl … for himbos!
What’s wrong with being a ‘himbo?’
… So, let’s get this straight. If women play the field, they are liberated. If men do the same, they are pigs with no self-respect.
I never quite thought of it that way. But only because that would fly in the face of long-standing sexual double standards as actually practiced in real life. So … my bad.
Give me a break. The guy who wrote the article is either jealous of these guys or has been so indoctrinated to telling females what they want to hear that he has to diss his own sex to make himself feel important.
How awful! Imagine devoting one’s life and career to bashing one’s own gender in a pathetic appeal to the opposite sex!
Either way, I say, if you’re male, single, and upfront with the women you date, let your inner himbo shine if you’re so inclined.
Rowr!
Posted on October 30th, 2008 by Tintin
ABOVE: Joe Perry, Lifelong Repub
Aerosmith’s guitarist Joe Perry unhooked his respirator long enough to croak out an endorsement of John McCain during an interview with a Boston Herald reporter.
A lifelong Republican, [Perry] said he was inspired to come forward because of ringing McCain endorsements from Rudy Giuliani and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“I’ve been a hardcore Republican my whole life,” he told the Herald. “My mother and father drilled into me from the very start that if you work hard and be positive, you’ll get what you’re working for. I guess I’m living proof of that.”
And what does being a “hardcore Republican my whole life” mean exactly? This:
The last time Joe Perry made a solo record, he was drunk, broke, and hooked on smack. Both his first marriage and his band, Aerosmith, had just broken up–mostly because, well, see above–and Perry’s life had become a string of drug-induced seizures.
Well, at least he wasn’t trolling public toilets for gay sex or having diaper sex with a prostitute, I suppose.
Posted on October 30th, 2008 by Gavin M.
I dunno how everyone else might’ve experienced it, but as a cautious and critical viewer who was hoping it would look like win, I thought it looked like win.
Update: Did I say ‘win’? I meant ’round up conservatives and put them in death camps’:*
Obama’s ‘Civilian National Security Force’
Politics | Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 5:48:57 pm PDTAmong the many promises and pledges in Barack Obama’s multi-million dollar infomercial, one statement really stood out: he announced that he will “rebuild the military.”
But somehow, at the same time, he’s planning a “civilian national security force” that is as powerful and well-funded as the US military: Obama outlines plan for national service.
“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set,” he said Wednesday. “We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded.”
The Department of Defense’s current base budget is close to $500 billion. So if he meant that promise, he plans on a total defense budget of about a trillion dollars.
What exactly is Obama planning to do with a “civilian force” with such an astronomical level of funding?
* Craftily, Little Green Footballs blocks referrals from this site. Copy and paste: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/31747_Obamas_Civilian_National_Security_Force
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by D. Aristophanes
What is the real reason for John McCain’s poor showing in the polls?
W hite guilt
I ntimidating black phone voices
N ooners’ betrayal
G inormous Demoncrap vote fraud
N ot nearly enough Palin
U nfair press coverage
T errorist campaign donations
S o-called ‘math’
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by Gavin M.
No no, wait for it:
Six hours after the release of information by API on the planned broadcast by Fox News Network of the Michelle Obama tape, in accordance with an agreement that has been reached between API and Fox News Network, API was contacted by Obama’s Campaign Manager.
Those who are close to the democratic presidential candidate must be desperate to win the elections no matter what, otherwise they would not have taken such bold step to contact API with an offer of a bribe in order to stop the airing of the tape.
Obama’s campaign manager contacted API by telephone and email offering 3 million US dollars followed with a request to API to cancel the deal with Fox News Network.
No no, wait for it:
Ten days ago API received the first request to accept 2 million US dollars by Mr Ed Hale, President of Plains Radio, Texas – USA, in an effort to suppress the information from reaching the public before the coming US Presidential elections.
API has now taken a decision to contact the American Embassy in Oslo, Norway as soon as possible in order to report the matter and hand over the evidence for investigative purposes.
API’s Canadian lawyer is expected to fly to Oslo shortly in order to assist in the legal matters that arise from the bribery attempt.
API’s Chief editor is expected to travel to New York, together with the Canadian lawyer, where he will appear live in one of the shows that will air the Michelle Obama tape.
I know, I know. The punchline? There are still, even now, right-wing bloggers falling for this tragical piece of shark-jumpery:
Michelle Obama Tape to Be Released – Finally?****UPDATE: TODAY? Report of Obama Campaign Bribe?
**UPDATE: Hearing that this might show today. Via the API site, the Obama Campaign is trying to buy off the release:
[long quote elided]
I’ve contacted Fox News and asked them if they in fact had been contacted, they will not comment.
****End of Update*****
This won’t seem to die, but here we go. Remember that African news site that stated Michelle Obama called them to cry “racism” in reference to the detractors of Obama? Well they say now the agreement with Fox News has been reached and the tapes will play any day now.
[gigantically long quote elided]
Ok, so on with the show already! Let me suggest that they preempt the messiah’s hourly variety show, what a hoot that would be eh?
We’ve contacted Fox News and asked them if that in fact is a hoot, they will not comment.
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by Gavin M.
Can you imagine if an Obama effigy were hung from a noose?
By Michelle Malkin • October 27, 2008 11:51 AM
Yes.
Obama effigy found on [University of Kentucky]’s campus
University of Kentucky police are investigating who hung an effigy of Democrat Sen. Barack Obama from a tree on the Lexington campus Wednesday morning.
Back to you, Michelle:
It would be another sign of “insane rage” and “violent escalation of rhetoric.” And: RAAAAAAACISM.
Oh, we’re sure she’ll find some way to excuse it. Most likely, it will be the trick where she dumps out a trash bag of real and invented transgressions by ‘unhinged far-left liberals,’ and condemns all such acts equally. That one never gets old.
Update: Watch as Malkin pushes the lever to receive a pellet of food:
Gaffetastic: Obama mixes up his black sitcom references
By Michelle Malkin • October 29, 2008 02:20 PMOh, my. Can you just imagine if Sarah Palin or John McCain made a crack like this and botched up their pop culture references to famous black comedy shows?
Can you just imagine the high dudgeon from every minority lawmaker? WaPo and NYTimes columnist? Civil rights organization? The cries of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM would shatter the political Richter scale.
Can you just imagine:
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by Gavin M.
Here’s John “Butt Scud” Hinderaker of the lately redesigned (i.e. aesthetically disimproved) Powerline:
ABOVE: “If we keep banging on these pots and pans, it will
scare away the moon-swallowing serpent.”
scare away the moon-swallowing serpent.”
The Race Is Getting Closer
October 29, 2008
Posted by John at 8:37 AMBarack Obama’s national lead over John McCain is down to two points in Gallup’s “traditional” turnout poll, and this morning Rasmussen Reports has Obama’s lead dwindling to three points. The Rasmussen result is especially significant, I think. Rasmussen uses a more or less constant set of assumptions that could turn out to be wrong, but that provide a solid basis for following trends. In other words, Obama’s lead may or may not be three points, but I think we can rely on Rasmussen for the proposition that McCain is closing the gap.
The history of this campaign has been one…
Let us interrupt here. Actually, Barack Obama’s national lead over John McCain has swelled to a mammoth 15 points in the national poll that is currently the most predictive and relevant, according to the shifting criteria of relevancy that orbit our massive sense of entitlement. Also consulted was our total conviction that reality can be argued away by yelling at it with arguments.
Indeed, new, verifiably real realities can be fiat-luxed into existence by acting for all the world as though they had always been true, as all reasonable people agree, such that what is left to us is simply to sort out the details.
Since this is John “Colo-Rectal Sidewinder” Hinderaker, there is also poison-penmanship here of a characteristically dense-packed, self-pleasuring variety, thinly camouflaged (as by custom) as sober, no-nonsense analysis from a conservative-leaning Midwestern lawyer. It is what one might call ‘push punditry.’
Seriously now. Try to imagine achieving a word-to-calumny ratio as efficient as Hinderaker’s. Watch as he gets Obama on the downstroke, and again on the upstroke, and then down again, and so forth. There’s a sort of mastery on display here:
Perhaps [Barack Obama] will try to address concerns that have arisen about his redistributionist philosophy and radical associations. In my view, he’d be better served not to do so. Denying that he is a socialist will have a Nixonian, “I am not a crook” air. Obama’s one real gift, apart from his fundraising prowess, is his ability to project an air of reasonableness and moderation no matter what he is saying. He will be better served if he relies on that skill rather taking on directly the accusations of radicalism that have started to get traction.
There is, of course, irony in Obama’s unprecedented infomercial. No Presidential candidate has ever had so vast a war chest as to be able to afford such an expenditure. We now know that Obama’s fundraising rests, at least in part, on the candidate’s decision to enable criminal fraud in the campaign’s fundraising. How much of his appearance tonight will be paid for by illegal donations that have been facilitated and encouraged by his campaign, we probably will never know.
Truly, Hindy had better watch it or he won’t be invited on any more blogger junkets to the White House.
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by Tintin
ABOVE: Mark R. Levin
Fabio look-alike and Hair Club for Men™ spokesperson Mark R. Levin is making hair-plug jokes over at America’s Shittiest Website™:
Wearing Thin [Mark R. Levin]
Please stop with the clothes. I mean, have I asked how much money was spent on Joe Biden’s hair? No.
Well, judging by what Biden’s hair looks like, it was probably way less than $150,000, and the money certainly didn’t come from the DNC’s coffers. But thanks for not asking.
*Take that, Victorites Davisopoulos Hansenidis
Tintin adds (for Tigrisimus):
