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Can you imagine if an Obama effigy were hung from a noose?
By Michelle Malkin • October 27, 2008 11:51 AM
Yes.
Obama effigy found on [University of Kentucky]’s campus
University of Kentucky police are investigating who hung an effigy of Democrat Sen. Barack Obama from a tree on the Lexington campus Wednesday morning.
Back to you, Michelle:
It would be another sign of “insane rage” and “violent escalation of rhetoric.” And: RAAAAAAACISM.
Oh, we’re sure she’ll find some way to excuse it. Most likely, it will be the trick where she dumps out a trash bag of real and invented transgressions by ‘unhinged far-left liberals,’ and condemns all such acts equally. That one never gets old.
Update: Watch as Malkin pushes the lever to receive a pellet of food:
Gaffetastic: Obama mixes up his black sitcom references
By Michelle Malkin • October 29, 2008 02:20 PMOh, my. Can you just imagine if Sarah Palin or John McCain made a crack like this and botched up their pop culture references to famous black comedy shows?
Can you just imagine the high dudgeon from every minority lawmaker? WaPo and NYTimes columnist? Civil rights organization? The cries of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM would shatter the political Richter scale.
Can you just imagine:
Charming.
Can’t wait to hear Malkin’s justification for this one.
Sorry liberals, but your race-baiting is not going to help your utopian socialist candidate win.
Barack Obama’s far-left ideology is only going to cause him to lose in the biggest landslide in American history. I know, I know, you’re still caught up in your delusions of grandeur.
But honestly, did you really think that a candidate who race baits in every speech, calls America racist, compares America to Nazi Germany, who wants to redistribute wealth, brags about his refusal to wear a flag lapel pin, has an elitist attitude and refers to anyone who believes in God and owns a gun for self-protection as “bitter”, and who otherwise is a very niave amateur about the state of world affairs, had any chance to win the Presidency?
Be honest with yourselves. Honesty is always the best policy.
I have an experiment:
Say we hang, side by side, an effigy of Obama and an effigy of Michelle Malkin.
Which one do you think she’d complain about?
Clearly, the Obama campaign hung the effigy up, just as Obama sleeper agent Ashley Todd faked an attack by a black male Obama supporter in an effort to discredit McCain supporters.
Be honest with yourselves. Honesty is always the best policy.
The irony is strong in this one…
But honestly, did you really think that a candidate who race baits in every speech, calls America racist, compares America to Nazi Germany, who wants to redistribute wealth, brags about his refusal to wear a flag lapel pin, has an elitist attitude and refers to anyone who believes in God and owns a gun for self-protection as “bitter”, and who otherwise is a very niave amateur about the state of world affairs, had any chance to win the Presidency?
No, but then this thread isn’t about John McCain.
I heard the Obama effigy was wearing Levi Strauss jeans.
Do you know wear they sell Levi Strauss jeans?
Chicago.
Do you know who works in Chicago?
David Axelrod.
The coincidences are too many to ignore.
Oh fuck. “Where,” not “wear.”
his refusal to wear a flag lapel pin
One of the two candidates has frequently been seen wearing a flag pin while the other has not. Guess which is which!
Are these clowns still going to be living on wingnut welfare after the November 4?
Because That would be another test of Alan Greenspan’s faith.
Needless to say, the wingers posted the address and phone of the guy with the Palin effigy all over the tubes.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
October 29, 2008 at 20:07
Clearly, the Obama campaign hung the effigy up, just as Obama sleeper agent Ashley Todd faked an attack by a black male Obama supporter in an effort to discredit McCain supporters.
This.
That’s exactly what Malkin would say.
The bitchslap that was heard around teh world:
Harper’s takes Andrew McCarthy and NRO outside
And does some really nasty things to their self esteem and journalistic reputation (sic)
A week ago in Cincinatti
Still…
Palin, Obama…
Political figures hung in effigy; hate speech or just some dumb old tradition?
“Obama- demonically possessed? Hear me out..”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2118692/posts
The hits just keep on coming.
God bless you, Free Republic.
You’ve entertained me
for years.
Silly LIEbrals. There’s absolutely nothing racist about hanging niggers from trees. Humph.
“…just as Obama sleeper agent Ashley Todd faked an attack…”
Yeah. She was probably waiting for years to be activated. The activation phrase was, “Stalin comes for Captialist whities. Cleanse and purge for the glory of the Black Messiah.”
Hey Michelle, can you imagine if a mob of McCain supporters surrounded and threatened a couple of Obama supporters? Guess what, we don’t have to:
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/10/mccain-miami-rally-getting-ugly-down.html
From Stalking In Defense of Internment Malkin’s comment thread:
Oregon:
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/09/racial_incident_rattles_george.html
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/09/four_george_fox_students_confe.html
Ohio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV_8-Wqoa_I
And as to the whole lie-berals can get away with hate-crimes?
Ugh, stay classy, Cincy.
Barack Obama’s far-left ideology is only going to cause him to lose in the biggest landslide in American history.
Barack Obama’s far-left ideology is only going to cause him to lose in the biggest landslide in American history.
Seems like a quantifiably enough definite prediction to me. Care to make it interesting? Say, $1000?
I mean, you aren’t a coward or anything, right? And you believe what you just said, right?
do any of you go over to malkin’s site and point out her total batshit crazyness? does she really belive what she writes,even though it can easily be proven that what she writes is easily refuted?
heh
Like, perhaps, a belief in demonic possession?
meh. reset
Huge turnout at advance polls clogs voting stations in Florida
With its 27 electoral votes, Florida represents 1/10th of the 270 that either candidate will need to win to become president on Nov. 4. Among the dozen most hotly contested battleground states, Florida offers the richest prize.
It’s also a state where many Republicans — only eight weeks ago — did not believe they would be fighting a rearguard battle.
As recently as Sept. 14, a Fox News/Rasmussen poll showed McCain with a five-point advantage in the state, which twice voted for President George W. Bush.
But just as the financial crisis hurt McCain in other Republican-leaning states, it has taken its toll on the Arizona senator here as well. The latest Fox/Rasmussen poll, released Tuesday, showed Obama with a four-point lead in Florida. A Mason-Dixon survey — considered one of the most reliable in the state — last week showed McCain with a one-point lead.
“Obama- demonically possessed? Hear me out..”
This may sound crazy, but I am covering myself with Cheez Whiz for a very good reason.
which twice voted for President George W. Bush.
Did not.
A noose? What a terrible mistake. I told them to hang Sarah Palin from a moose!
Innnnnnn other news, Stevens is officially fucked.
Not that a single pre-election word coming out of McConnell’s worthless pie-hole can be taken all that seriously, but it’s a nice thought.
do any of you go over to malkin’s site and point out her total batshit crazyness?
You’re assuming that she, and her readership, give the slightest damn about actual facts and reason. What you suggest is about as useful as trying to explain calculus to your dog.
OMG! Did you guys read Malkin’s linked racism bit? Fucking goldmine.
From MALKIN! SMASH! Wheeeeee!! But, to be fair to Michelle, I guess she is the expert on hyperbolic over-reaction.
She’s citing anonymous DU posters. Wheeee!!!!!
And that’s only the first half.
which twice voted for President George W. Bush.
Did not.
maybe they meant the Fox poll voted for Bush twice.
I’m all for free speech. All of these people can do whatever they want (within legal limits) that said, the whole, hanging/burning effigy business isn’t really something I would engage in.
Am I more disturbed by the Obama effigy than the palin/mccain ones?
Yes. One need not have an especially rigorous historical background to know that African-Americans hanging from trees were an all too recent practice in this country. I would think we might avoid that kind of display. Even one with extra nutty religious overtones.
Oh, and Malkin is crazed idiot as are most of her followers. My hope is that no November 5th Malkin and rest of her wingnut welfare recipients wake up to find that bank accounts empty and face the prospect of actually getting a real job.
Now that would be worth reporting.
<blink>BREAKING</blink>Tape has been found! Obama admits to being a
baby eating terroristsecret communist!!11eleventy!overninethousand!<blink>BREAKING</blink>TPM has uncovered video evidence of Obama admitting to be a secret communist, something that has been part of who he is since kindergarten!!!
So wait, the posts are improving again since the Confederate Yankee tape? I actually had high hopes for that one, but maybe I see what you meant.
That’s a lovely integral, but where’s my fucking bone?
Don’t bother Michelle right now. She’s busy having an outragegasm over Obama fumbling a sitcom catchphrase reference.
No lie.
It’s also a state where many Republicans — only eight weeks ago — did not believe they would be fighting a rearguard battle.
Gee, what happened in the McCain campaign about eight weeks ago?
I can’t imagine, you betcha.
I am covering myself with Cheez Whiz for a very good reason.
Coincidentally, I feel like sticking cucumbers in my nose and spam on my head.
Care to make it interesting? Say, $1000?
Oh, yes, me too. I definitely want in on that Obama-loses-in-a-landslide action.
I’m also interested in any takers on my McCain-gets-less-than-200-EVs action.
I call it win/win.
∫ƒ(x)dx
That’s a lovely integral, but where’s my fucking bone?
Um, how about
8==8
Coincidentally, I feel like sticking cucumbers in my nose and spam on my head.
My friends, ask yourselves if two ordinary gentlemen adorned with honestly-obtained food products would really better off if the government confiscated an additional 4% of our Cheez Whiz, cucumbers, and spam.
“Coincidentally…”
Yeah, right. Please.
…if the government confiscated an additional 4% of our Cheez Whiz, cucumbers, and spam.
Liar! Letting the Excessively Preserved Food-Like Substance tax breaks expire isn’t an increase in taxes. Next thing you know, you’ll be claiming that someone voted to approve an excise on people who ate as little as 42,000 bags of Cheetos a year,,,
Although I have nothing to say about cucumbers.
Malkin:
1) This coming from a supporter of Fool me once…shame on…shame on you…fool me twice…wongetfooledagayunn. Right.
2) I’ve generally found that those who preface every damned thing they say with you’re gonna think I’m raaaaaaaaacist! and the like are, like clockwork, pretty racist. Which Malkin is.
One need not have an especially rigorous historical background to know that African-Americans hanging from trees were an all too recent practice in this country.
As were women being burned at the stake. So; burn your Obama effigies and hang your Palin effigies. Buda-bing!
My hope is that no November 5th Malkin and rest of her wingnut welfare recipients wake up to find that bank accounts empty and face the prospect of actually getting a real job.
Unfortunately I think wingnut welfare will continue to be a growth industry. They have to maintain a platform to push their culture war memes. It’s a good propaganda buy for the Halliburton wing of the GOP.
Can you imagine if an Obama effigy were hung from a noose?
Y’know, she probably overheard a couple of cougars down at Curves speculating on whether Obama was hung *like a moose* and only misheard…
Scott Horton is my new secret crush.
Scott Horton is my new secret crush.
I’m telling EVERYONE on this site.
Let’s stay grounded in reality, son.
Seems from wading knee-deep in her comments, you miss Michelle’s point if you point out that there was an Obama effigy already hung in a tree.
Oh, and this…
“1:18 pm, legendx3 said:
any jew that votes for the one slaps the face of millions”
in addition to tons of homophobia and racism. Sorry, the not annoying and harsh to read RAAAAAAACISM.
Michelle, you’re quite the fucking moron.
Pedantry demands I point out that in the Salem Witch Trials, the practice was hanging or pressing under stones. Burning is what the Roman Catholics did to convicted heretics. Also, if you can point to one case of a woman being hanged or burned as a witch in this country at any time in the last 60 years, I’d like to see it.
Oh, here’s just one more lovely comment from the non loony and compassionate conservatives in Malkin’s underwear drawer.
St. Louis Blue said:
On October 27th, 2008 at 12:04 pm, greenfairie said:
There’s no rage like gay rage.
Meet
On October 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm, mistressjustice said:
I hope they don’t have kids.
Just the ones they’ve abducted.
Yes, as a gay man, I cannot wait to abduct your kids, slap your horrible parenting out of their heads and release them back into the wild.
Yes, as a gay man, I cannot wait to abduct your kids, slap your horrible parenting out of their heads and release them back into the wild.
But with fashion sense!
No.
“Obama- demonically possessed? Hear me out..”
Maybe Bobby Jindal can personally perform an exorcism!
I think that Miss Slapnuts caught wind of the slightly-lessened degree of contempt that some liberals had for her after she doubted Ashley Todd’s story, and that just would not do.
She meant to write:
There’s no raves like gay raves.
Of course, that’s ungrammatical.
he is terribly dangerous and has absorbed many dangerous beliefs.
I envisage this in the style of the old fluoride-toothpaste advertisement, with a stick of chalk dipped in blue ink, while a child’s voice exclaims “Wow! Those dangerous beliefs DO get in!”
Doesn’t know his black TeeVee sitcom references?
That’s not useless trivia we can believe in, my friends!
Why, I bet Governor Palin knows every line from every episode of Sailor Moon or Rocket Robin Hood by heart! That’ll be the sort of know-how that proves VITAL when it comes time to replace McCancerman as Amurricka’s next Commander-In-Chief, also.
Imagine if Michelle Obama were videotaped prancing around in a cheerleader outfit. Michelle Malkin would call her an unhinged RAAAAAACIST whore.
There’s a tampon ad joke in there somewhere. Probably an OB. Backwards.
Why yes. Yes, it would. Well spotted, Michelle.
I remember when John McCain said “I couldn’t agree more with disagreeing with agreeing to patriotic god-loving blargle argle doodledy doo, heghn? HEGHN?”
I felt like Webster from that TV show “The Facts of Life” saying “What are you talking about, Cousin Potsie?” Ha! I kill me!
Happened before, too.
As they say, there is no such thing as a stupid question.
However, experience has taught me that there are some feckin’ stupid questioners.
You know what’s gonna be fun? Seeing how many A’s the word RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM will acquire on Malkin’s blog during the Obama presidency. I’m betting she breaks the key before the inauguration even happens.
Violence against black people = bad.
Violence against women = bad.
Violence against [anybody] = bad.
…Am I missing something? ‘Cause, oh, I dunno, I think your average 3-year-old is pretty clear about this stuff, too.
Also, hanging Obama in effigy is more equivalent to, say, some ebil liebrul calling a woman a “cunt” or making a women-like-rape joke, or… wait a sec…
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So much for the theory Obama will lose by a landslide