Y’know What This Country Really Needs? A Government-Run Media!

I’m not sure what compels me to read Powerline every day. I suppose it goes hand-in-hand with my affinity for the music of the Shaggs, or my love of Turkish re-makes of classic American movies. In other words, I enjoy suffering needlessly. Witness today’s nugget of genius from Hindrocket:

I haven’t seen a report on how many people watched Bush’s speech; in fact, I’m only assuming that it was broadcast by someone. My guess is that very few either saw it or will read it in its entirety. Instead, the overwhelming majority depend on what they read about Bush’s speech in the newspapers or hear on television news reports. Those articles and reports, with hardly any exceptions, will be carefully framed to minimize the speech’s impact.

People used to talk about the Presidency as a “bully pulpit,” but I think one lesson of the Bush years is that the President’s ability to communicate effectively with the American people, outside of the context of an election campaign, is limited. The real “bully pulpit” belongs to the mainstream press, which is just about unanimously devoted to undermining the President’s effort to communicate with, and thereby lead, the American people.

So there you have it: the President cannot effectively lead the American people because the press is always undermining him by fact-checking and providing context to his remarks.

Anyway, I’ve got some work to do. I’ll be back later today with a very, “special” Kaye Grogan… column.

 

One Man’s Tragic Descent Into Wingnuttery

Here’s a blast from the past- Chaz Johnson before he completely lost his mind:

4/27/2001: Journalism & Democracy

here’s an excellent and important article by Bill Moyers titled Journalism & Democracy.

Yes, you read that right. That was Charles Johnson praising an article that Bill Moyers wrote for The Nation.

And it’s not just that he was more open-minded politically- the guy used to have something of a life. Here he is praising the late, great comedian Bill Hicks. Here he is going on long bike rides (and as you all know, engaging in exercise is the surest way to get yourself discharged from the Keyboard Kommandos). Here he is talking about his days as a studio musician. Here he is approvingly linking to Bushorchimp.com.

Sure, there were early warning signs of wingnuttery (his irrational fear of Muslims existed well before 9/11). But overall, he was a fairly well-balanced geek with a pretty good sense of humor- a far cry from the paranoid, bigoted torture enthusiast he became after 9/11. How does this happen? What makes a regular person descend into wingnuttery? The horror, the horror…

 

Terror Alert!

Breaking news! Terrorist plot uncovered to plant bombs on the NY subway! Press conference soon to be on-air at CNN.

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“Woop! Woop! Woop!”

See here for context. Also here.

And there’s also this. Et cetera.

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“Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!”

[Update: CNN story just posted.]
[Update again: Go visit Jane.]

 

Uh-oh Again…

Should the US intern Jews in concentration camps? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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“Oh my God, I can’t believe you’d suggest such a..

Silence, Filipino Person. Into the truck you go.

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[vroom!] “Aaagh! You can’t do this to me! I’m a citizen — I have rights!” [beep-beep!]

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“Shriek! Squeal! I demand a lawyer! Give me back my cell phone! Aiee! (sob)”

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“Welcome to Manzanar, fellow inmate. We hope that… Bismillah! Are they now arresting mentally ill pornography actresses?”

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“You know, that really isn’t funny…”

We know, Pastor Niem?ller. We’ll bring her back as soon as she stops kicking at the door and reciting the Fifth Amendment…

 

Hey! Readers Who Live in Red States! Your Senators Might Be Pro-Torture!

Here is a list of senators who voted against John McCain’s anti-torture amendement (via Laura Rozen):

Allard (R-CO)
Bond (R-MO)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Stevens (R-AK)

If you live in any of these states, feel free to hang your head in shame. Oklahoma gets the Wingnuttery Special Achievement Award for electing not one, but two pro-torture senators.

UPDATE: I’ve been scouring the Internets for the last hour trying to find wingnuts who oppose the anti-torture amendment. So far, there’s been an eerie silence from Malkin, Powerline, LGF, and even the Freepers and Pastor Swank. Let me know if anything pops up throughout the day- there’s gotta be someone wingnutty enough to be unambiguously defend torture. Marie? Are you up to the task?

UPDATE II: In the comments, BillyD reports that the Freepers have indeed risen to the occasion. God bless ’em. Here’s my favorite comment:

My question is, will they accept responsibility, if we have another attack, which may have been prevented by interrogating some terrorists we captured?

Remember, if the FBI had been able to look at Moussaui’s computer, they may have discovered and foiled the 9-11 attack.

Right, because hacking into someone’s computer obviously requires torture. Keep the updates comin’! It’s only a matter of time before the Power Tools weigh in!

UPDATE III: More goodies, this time from Lucianne.com:

Was it a “let’s get aquainted” talk from his captors or torture plain and simple that got McCain to talk. These holier than thou Senators may have time to “play nice” with the people who are trying to kill our soldiers while they are nice and comfortable on taxpayer dollars in DC but the men and women who need the information from their enemies don’t have that luxury.

Yeah, those damn politicians are sitting comfortably in Washington DC while the brave posters at Lucianne.com are… uhm… well…

Anonymous commentors are mildly amusing, but I want an actual wingnut columnist or blogger to take a firm stand in favor of torture. C’mon, guys, I know you’re out there. Who will be the first?
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Kreationism for Kidz!!!

Thanks to Gavin M. of Sadly, No! for sending me the Creation Evidence Museum’s official kids’ page. It truly is a sight to behold:

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Most of the kids’ creationism lessons are delivered via the adventures of three stupid children named Matt, Laura and Mandi, and their pet dinosaur, Muncher (pictured above… and yes, that’s really what they call him). Let’s take a look at my favorite part (so far), called “KIDS’ LESSON NUMBER 13: The World Before the Flood.”
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Uh-oh

Filipino spy caught in White House. [link]

Internment camps for Filipinos — it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Michelle Malkin: American traitor bitch?

We’re at war, you know.

 

Back… soon!

We leave you in the hands of the very capable Brad and Gavin for a couple of days, as work calls on us to visit London to attend events featuring free catering and plenty of drinks. First stop is tomorrow for something that starts at 12:45 with a champagne reception, with the last item on the schedule (after lunch) being drinks at 15h00.

It’s not easy, being in charge of the Pensky file and all that.

 

Donald Wildmon’s American Family Association: The Best Friends the Jews Have Ever Had

Further showing their commitment to religious tolerance and diversity, the American Family Association has sent the following petition to Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig:

The Washington Nationals professional baseball club has suspended a volunteer chaplain and rebuked a baseball player because they hold religious beliefs that are “Religiously Incorrect.”

Meaning what, exactly? That they don’t hate fa…

Volunteer chaplain Joe Moeller and outfielder Ryan Church were having a conversation concerning Christianity. Church asked Moeller a question about Jesus and salvation. “I said, like, Jewish people, they don?t believe in Jesus. Does that mean they?re doomed?” Church asked.

Volunteer chaplain Moeller simply nodded his head in agreement. For his “religiously incorrect” thinking ? even if it was simply a nod of the head ? Moeller was suspended.

Yeah, it’s amazing how prickly people get when you tell them they’re doomed to spend an eternity gnashing their teeth while being fist-fucked by demons.
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Is it time to go and change our armour?

Donald Rumsfeld:

There are an awful lot of people chasing the wrong rabbit here, it seems to me,” Rumsfeld told reporters, who pressed him and Gen. George W. Casey Jr., the top U.S. commander in Iraq, about the reduction in Iraqi forces considered able to operate independently.

Maybe Rumsfeld meant something like this:

TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!