John Spencer J’accuse-Explosion

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John Spencer, weapons-grade wingnut, running for Hillary Clinton’s Senate seat.

From WCBS TV, New York:

Unlike Clinton’s former adversary, Jeannine Pirro, Spencer openly criticized his opponent. “I think she’s very angry and it’s a shame that her and some of her liberal Democratic colleagues in the senate seem to have so much…hatred toward the administration,� he said.

And clearly we don’t want someone with an anger problem to hold such an important office. Meanwhile, back in the jungle:

Amicone keeps civil tongue on Spencer comments
By PHIL REISMAN
THE JOURNAL NEWS
(Original publication: July 3, 2005)
[…]
Spencer slammed Amicone for the way he handled the Petrone scandal. He called his once trusted protege a “nitwit,” and a “knucklehead,” who didn’t understand the meaning of loyalty. The mayor, he said, was like a deer caught in headlights. He used other colorful imagery that cannot be printed in a family newspaper.

Almost immediately after that outburst appeared in this column, Amicone canned Spring-Spencer* in an e-mail.

Then Spencer went ballistic again. This time he called Amicone a liar who had, in effect, handed control of the city over to this newspaper. Amicone, he said, had “crossed over to the dark side.”

Whether he is aligned with the forces of evil or not, Amicone has consistently passed on any opportunity to throw gasoline on the fire. Asked last week if he was taken aback by the level of Spencerian rage, he answered, “Yes and no,” but refrained from name-calling.

“We had increasingly disagreed in personal and private conversations,” he said.

*Kathy Spring-Spencer is not only John Spencer’s second wife and former $145,000-year chief of staff, but also his former mistress, with whom he secretly fathered two children while married to his first wife.

[Thanks to Raboof, in comments, and to Julia at Sisyphus Shrugged.]

 

That Enormous Sucking Sound…

…is coming from Powerline.

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Dear Jim Brady at the Washington Post:
May I polish that apple for you? And say, if you’re looking for columnists, we may be able to recommend someone…

Jim Brady’s hard-earned insights

Jim Brady, the executive editor of the Washington Post’s website, describes how he was “flogged by blogs,” specifically leftist blogs. Brady’s piece is full of insights, perhaps the best of which is that there’s no such thing as the “blogosphere.” As John has pointed out, bloggers use common technology, but beyond that there’s little that justifies unifying them under a single label. For example, we don’t think that we do the same thing, or provide the same service, as most top-tier lefty blogs. They are basically activism centers for people suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome. We aspire to be commentators, and as such have more in common with the opinion mongers (liberal and conservative) whose work appears in traditional MSM outlets.

Brady has it right in other respects, as well. Blogs and traditional media do have a symbiotic (or parasitic) relationship right now. Blogs presently lack big media’s capacity to provide original reporting, and big media presently does not provide the immediacy of blogs.

We think it’s likely that there will be a convergence of old and new media, as both “entities” try to figure out how to flourish on the internet. The early returns suggest that the Post, despite its unfortunate experience with the disgraceful left side of the “blogosphere.” will be a leader in the convergence because Brady and his colleagues are already figuring out the future.

UPDATE: Ankle Biting Pundits notes that Brady underplays the role of blogs in the Dan Rather/fake memos “controversy.”
Posted by Paul at 08:54 PM

See, it would be like Evans and Novak, except with an extra Evans — or like Shields and Gigot only with one big Gigot and two little ones. So, what do you think? Wait, come back… We broke Memogate, damn it!

 

Y’know What’d Make This Valentine’s Day Really Special? Not Having Sex!

If you asked me to describe The Day of Purity, the pro-abstinence holiday officially sponsored by Jerry Falwell’s buddies at the Liberty Council, I’d probably characterize it as a reverse version of Woodstock. In other words, it’s something we’ll all be proud to tell our children that we weren’t a part of:

This Valentine’s Day, young people throughout the nation and the world are taking a stand for sexual purity, self-respect, and voluntary sexual abstinence as the third annual “Day of Purity” takes place on Tuesday.

The Day of Purity, a project of the Florida-based pro-family organization Liberty Counsel, is an annual observance designed to encourage young people to remain sexually pure until marriage. Mathew Staver, president of Liberty Counsel, says the message of the special focus day and its related events run counter to the teen-targeted messages about sex that come from secular culture.

That’s right, daddy-o, today’s hip cats are rebelling against the cruel System that makes them have oral sex against their wills.

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*BZT!* CLENIS-BOT COMMANDS YOU TO ORALLY COPULATE! *BZT!*
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John Spencer Lose-Explosion

His Senate candidacy is becoming the one to watch — if you love watching cookie-cutter wingnuts make fools of themselves.

Spencer is being coached by Karl Rove, and he doesn’t just uphold the GOP party line; he capers and prances for every Trojan-horse policy point and inane spin-item that emits from Cylon Central Command.

From WCBS TV, New York:

Unlike Clinton’s former adversary, Jeannine Pirro, Spencer openly criticized his opponent. “I think she’s very angry and it’s a shame that her and some of her liberal Democratic colleagues in the senate seem to have so much…hatred toward the administration,� he said.

Yes, the Hillary-is-angry meme has really started to take off since that camera caught her making a pruny-face at the State of the Union speech. It’s almost as though a blast-fax went out from the RNC.

Meanwhile, let’s look at Spencer’s TV ad. Grrr — a terrorist!

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“Grrr!” “Eek!”

Isn’t that Iyman Faris? The crazy guy with the non-starter notion of destroying the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch? The one who abandoned the ‘plot,’ and who was later identified not through wiretaps, but through information given by Khalid Sheikh Mohammad? Yeah, the blowtorch guy.

Actually, it’s impossble to do justice to this ad. Here it is, so that you can be astonished for yourself. Watch as the zany, abortive blowtorch plot becomes an imminent threat to America, stopped only by NSA wiretaps. Gasp as Hillary Clinton tries to render America helpless! How many lies does the ad contain? That’s philosophical — you can either count them as discrete units as they race by, or you can say that the ad represents a single, multifarious, extended lie of 30 seconds duration, right up to the stunning conclusion. (If the YouTube thing isn’t showing up properly, use this link.)

Yowza.

On Spencer’s agenda: cutting taxes, job growth, economic development and being tough on terror.

“I think the basic difference is Hillary Clinton is an ultra-liberal and I’m a moderate, Republican conservative,� Spencer said.

Actually, the basic difference is that Hillary Clinton is a flawed, but sane moderate-liberal, and Spencer is a whooping clown shoe promising the best entertainment value of the ’06 elections. Let’s hope for a Spencer media blitz in the coming months.

 

The Following Post Takes Place Between 9 P.M. and 10 P.M.

24 live-blogging! With updated stats! Starting… now!

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“Yeah, yeah, so I had to blow up his car… what, he was a cobag! He deserved it, beeee-yotch!”

So before we head into tonight’s carnage, let me update you on Jack’s season so far:

Kills: 11
Tortures: 2
Government Officials Beaten: 4
Pre-Interrogation Suicides: 3

Bonus stats:

Terrorist Plots Foiled by Ex-Hobbits: 1
Number of Ex-Hobbits Roughed Up by Their Crackwhore Sisters: 1
Bad Guys Killed by Underaged Russian Sex Slaves: 1
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New York GOP Nominates Freeper to Challenge Hillary in Senate Race

OK, so I can’t prove that he’s actually a Freeper, but I think that only strengthens the point:

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s likely Republican Senate race challenger charged Monday that the New York Democrat’s criticism of the Bush administration “aids and abets our enemies” in the battle against terrorism.

This has all the makings of a wacky ethnic sitcom: “SHE’S an outspoken-feminist-boomer-turned-DLC-moderate! THEY’RE a bunch of woman-hating Islamic radicals! Can they get along when they’re forced to live in the same house???

Hillary: I don’t mind aiding and abetting you clowns, but could ya at least have the decency to clean up after you behead someone? You guys’re messier than Bill after a night of nachos and cheap hookers!

Mohammed al-Camel Wan’kur: Filthy whore! You speak with the forked tongue of the jackyl!

Omar al-Rag’hed: Oh snap! You tell her, girlfriend!

John Spencer’s comments to reporters came after a fiery speech to the state Conservative Party leadership in which, during a defense of the Patriot Act, he also attacked the administration of former President Bill Clinton.

“I wish we had it before 9-11,” said the former mayor of Yonkers. “And, I wish we had an administration in Washington that wasn’t an appeasing, liberal, whining administration in the 90’s that allowed the terrorists to build up the way they built up.”

And 9/11 happened on whose watch? Oh yes, that’s right:

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Meanwhile, the Spencer campaign unveiled a video advertisement that is running on its Web site. The ad attacks Clinton for her criticism of the Bush administration’s warrantless domestic surveillance program.

“I’m running for Senate because I won’t play politics with our security,” Spencer says in the ad.

Except, of course, when he’s playing politics with our security.

 

Offered without comment

No time for “real” blogging today, so if you’re too lazy to visit the many fine blogs listed on the right, we offer this telephone conversation from our day at work (yes, we have a job!):

Woman: Hi this is Denise, I’m the one who replaced Louise.
Seb: Right, she told me she was leaving for Peru.
Woman: She was going to South America first, actually.

 

Cheney Asserts Second-Amendment Rights, Victim in Stable Condition

I’m still locked out of the site due to weird DNS issues, but there’s a way to jiu-jitsu around via a German proxy server and end up around back, by the dumpster, and then sneak in through the utility door.

[Flicking on overhead lights, shooing cats off countertops.]

The Cheney thing. Hmm.

[Looks in ‘fridge, nothing but condiments and a dessicated apple. Checks crisper, finds a stray bottle of Dortmunder Pils.]

Well, at least Cheney wasn’t using the machine guns this time.

Special from NewsMax’s Most Informed Sources
Monday, May. 03, 2004

Cheney’s collection, our sources say, is in the hundreds of guns, including pistols, shotguns and machine guns — from antique Thompsons to the most modern European automatic machine guns.

To let off some steam (God knows he has some to let off these days), the Vice President has been known to go out to the federal training center in Maryland where the Secret Service does its own gun practice.

A typical Cheney visit, told to us by a person who attended one, included the Vice President bringing some 30 guns from his own collection.

On the ranger, Cheney would blow away his targets — with Thompson machine guns, the latest German and Austrian machine guns, Lugars, MP5s, shot guns, you name it.

One after another an aide would hand the Vice President his latest armament, and Cheney would fire away, no doubt imagining al-Qaeda terrorists in his gun sights.

We’re told Cheney is a good shot to boot.

Sadly, No!

 

The opposite of what?

Poor, poor Debbie Schlussel:

Actor Tommy Lee Jones, who has been Gore’s friend since Harvard, directed and stars in “The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada.” This movie is an outrage.

Not only does the film portray illegal aliens as nice, innocent, abused people; but Border Patrol Agents are portrayed as evil, cold-blooded murderers of illegal aliens who do nothing else but masturbate to Hustler Magazine. [snicker] […]

When we first see [illegal immigrant] Estrada, he is a dead body being eaten by Coyotes. Border Patrol Agents and a local sheriff, played by Dwight Yoakam, don’t give a damn about him. Because he’s illegal, they don’t treat him like a human being. In real life, authorities in border towns know it’s the exact opposite.

In real life, dead illegal immigrants eat coyotes! (Sorry, Coyotes.)

Seriously [sic] folks, but how about this little inspired bit of wisdom:

Despite criticism from advocates for immigrants, federal immigration officials said in recent days that they would not forswear the practice of impersonating occupational safety officials to round up illegal immigrants.

Or these guys:

Future generations will inherit a tangle of rancorous, unassimilated, squabbling cultures with no common bond to hold them together, and a certain guarantee of the death of this nation as a harmonious “melting pot.”

Of course, it’s hard to have anything resembling an intelligent discussion with someone who faults a fictional movie for not being a documentary. [Debbie via TBOGG, NYT thanks to Pinki.]

 

Cartoon Chickenhawk

On CNN’s On The Story, the Ole Perfesser* made the following point about the “famed” Danish cartoons: (transcript ours)

Abbi Tatton: You didn’t put them [Danish cartoons] on your site. Why is that?

Glenn Reynolds: They don’t belong to me, they’re not my intellectual property, I don’t have permission.

Fortunately for the Ole Perfesser, he has permission to reprint other cartoons, a picture or two from Reuters, or another picture from the NY Times. And of course it’s ok to link to a download of his appearance on CNN, since clearly the guy who put up the video had permission to do so. Intellectual property and all that.

Bonus points — random Ole Perfesser comment of the day from the same CNN appearance:

If fundamentalist Christians were writing about Will & Grace, would you take if off the air?

Which he followed with a smirk that said “aren’t I funny, kids?” directed at the camera. (Sadly, No!)

* Borrowed without permission from Roy.