Cramerica Industries

Clayton Cramer (misfires a lot, looks like Michael Fumento with the beard but without the intellectual integrity) writes:

I mentioned a couple of days ago a study that claimed that Americans were much less healthy than Britons, in spite of Americans spending about twice as much per capita on health care. That article claimed that cancer rates among white, non-Hispanic Americans 55-64 were almost twice that of Britons the same age–9.5% vs. 5.5%.

One of my careful readers found that very hard to believe–and points to a study of cancer mortality rates by nation published in one of the American Cancer Society’s journals showing that Americans had actually slightly lower cancer mortality rates than Britons as of 2002[.] […]

Now, we aren’t comparing apples to apples here. These rates are for all ages, and reflect death rates, not cancer rates–but it is hard to believe that Americans could have even close to twice the cancer rate of Britons, and yet a lower death rate. That means American health care is roughly twice as good as curing cancer, or that there is something bizarrel skewed about cancer mortality in Americans ages 55-64.

Or, it means that Cramer and one of his “careful readers” are “bizarrel” full of the shit:

Cancer occurs predominantly in older people, with 64% of cases diagnosed in people aged 65 and over[.]

We give Clayton the last word:

As my astute reader observed: “I’m certain there are serious problems with this study, and we will hear about them in the next few weeks.” Yeah, I’m certain, too.

 

Re: Circular Firing Squads

Regarding Retardo’s post below

Retardo is my homeboy, so I hope he doesn’t get too pissed off by my dissent, but… I don’t think Mark Kleiman “sucks giant green slimy goat balls.”

Now, I sympathize with Retardo, because Kleiman’s comment about Digby was indeed boneheaded, and Kleiman should retract and apologize. Similarly, I won’t defend his kid-gloves treatment of Eugene Volokh’s creepy torture fantasies. But Jesus H. Christ, moderate liberals and progressive liberals still share much more in common than we have differences. Neither of us wants to see the Republicans in power for another two years, ferchrissake. I get so sick of centrists and progressives constantly trying to “purge” each other from the Democratic Party, as if we can afford to lose anymore goddamn people.* The country is counting on us to get our shit together for the midterm elections, and we need the various Dem factions to forge kind of understanding if we want to oust the GOP. Calling each other “misogynysts” and “wankers” isn’t going to fucking cut it.

*I will make an exception for Joe Lieberman, who really and truly is a loser. But other than that, I think our tent can be big enough to hold both Joe Biden and Russ Feingold.

UPDATE: Jillian writes:

I hate to say it, but the Left doesn’t really have all that much in common with liberals, aside from accidents of political expediency.

Very true. But both liberals and the left are currently faced with a brutal, nasty ideology that wants to wipe both of us out. Make no mistake- Karl Rove is still planning to implement a permanent GOP majority in this country. I needn’t tell you how disastrous that would be for both America and the world. Because the United States right now is such a culturally conservative country, people who oppose the GOP need all the help they can get. Other than Joe Lieberman, who is completely beyond the pale, I think liberals and leftists have enough common ground to work together constructively. Getting involved in these silly pissing fights just distracts us from our more important goal.

 

We try so hard to make things nice!

I’m just sort of wandering through here again. But I tell you: That Sitemeter link over there is like pulling a wacky slot machine.

Last time I looked, earlier today, it showed that someone had coasted over here on a Google search for, ‘what does a goldfish look like when it poops.’ [No quotation marks or other punctuation.]

Right, that’s what I thought too.

But it’s always riveting to see Little Green Footballs when you pull the ol’ Sitemeter handle, and hey! there’s one of those such things again right at this moment.

#19 Sarah D. 1/1/2006 06:40PM PST

#13 Bob Munck

Go back to the shithole from which you came.

Idiot.

Huh. No Bobs come from here, as far as I know. Are we becoming right-wing-racist shorthand for ‘the bad place where bad people are?’

[flapping happily off in gown and tasseled nightcap toward blessed deep blessed sleep with a St. Theresa smile and dreams from Winsor McCay]

Some days are so splendid!1!!

 

Mark A. Kleiman Sucks Giant Green Slimy Goat Balls; or, How To Talk To Motherfuckers Who Tolerate Indecency While Mewling About Incivility

And I mean it. Fuck a bunch of Mark A. Kleiman. Fuck him and feed him fishheads.

Kleiman, pearls firmly clenched, does his “civility please” schtick yet again, this time in ostensible defence of Ana Marie Cox, whom both Atrios and Digby had attacked with some substantial snark:

Atrios is mad at Ana Marie Cox for her column about the Colbert performance at the White House Correspondents Association dinner. Well, Atrios is always mad at someone, isn’t he? He seems to share with George W. Bush the sincere and passionate belief that anyone who disagrees with him must be A Bad Person. (And would someone please send him a dictionary so he can look up the term “wanker”?)

Atrios links to Digby at Hullabaloo, who provides a detailed fisking of Cox’s column. Digby’s point seems to be that Cox is acting like an insider journalist, thus betraying her Web roots. Or something. (“Our little Wonkette is all grown up.” Do I hear the voice of condescending envy, with just a touch of misogyny?)

[snip]

Several commenters think the above is unfair to Atrios. I’m not cricizing him for being angry; Lord knows, I hate BushCo about as much as one can on an outpatient basis. I’m criticizing him, and Digby, for attacking Cox personally for her failure to join the chorus on this one occasion, despite Cox’s well-established Blue credentials. As to “wanker,” of course Atrios knows its original meaning, but he doesn’t seem to have noticed its obvious inappropriateness as applied to a female.

Second update Atrios, responding to my suggestion that he tends to personally denigrate people who disagree with him rather than responding to their ideas, helpfully suggests that my criticism of his post results from my illiteracy. I’d like to thank him for providing evidence for my point.

In response to comments, I’ve changed “male chauvinism” to “misogyny.”

I’ve edited the comments, not to remove criticisms of me or the post but in accord with our published “play nice” rules of engagement. If you feel the urge to read reams of obscene abuse directed my way, let me refer you to the comments on the second Atrios post. Most of the obscene abuse directed at Ana Marie Cox is in the comments to the original post.

There it all is in one nut’s shell. Take note, aspiring pundits. In Kleiman’s complaint, you witness all the qualifications on display to gain one entree to the sacred halls of Sensible Liberalism, like Joe Lieberman Weekly or The American Prospect or Washington Monthly. There’s the general moral tepidness under the flimsy affected heroism, the demand for “standards” of tone and style, a faint whiff of delusions of persecution; then, finally, the whining.

Anyway, the part after the snip, by which I mean the part heavy on whining, was an update posted in response to this post by Atrios:


Y Kant Kleiman Read?

Better reading comprehension next time, Mark.

Which was pithy in the Atrios style. So let me elaborate on just why Kleiman sucks, not merely in this instance but in general — why, as a pundit, Mark A. Kleiman is worse than useless and isn’t fit to pick corn out of the turds of pundits whose tone and style he finds so offensive.
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Rove’s “Rally the Base” Strategy

The NY Times has the scoop:

In meetings at the White House, aboard Air Force One and in candidates’ home states, Mr. Rove is trying to rally Republicans to stand by the president and his agenda.

He has focused in particular on uniting them behind the administration’s proposals to overhaul immigration, which include guest worker provisions that conservatives despise; the Iraq war, which has driven Mr. Bush’s poll numbers sharply downward; and the Medicare prescription drug program, which the administration says will cost $872 billion from 2006 to 2014 and which Mr. Bush backed enthusiastically despite complaints from conservatives that it was a vast expansion of the social welfare state.

Does Rove honestly think he can rally his conservative base around an immigration policy and a Medicare policy that Republicans don’t support? It seems goddamn insane to me, and it’s the surest sign yet that this administration has grown incredibly desperate.

 

You Can’t Be Serious

Does this moron know that The Da Vinci Code is, in fact, a work of fiction?

Cardinal urges legal action against Da Vinci Code
Sun May 7, 2006
By Philip Pullella

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – In the latest Vatican broadside against “The Da Vinci Code”, a leading cardinal says Christians should respond to the book and film with legal action because both offend Christ and the Church he founded.

The Da Vinci Code is a work of fiction. It is not meant to be taken literally.

Cardinal Francis Arinze, a Nigerian who was considered a candidate for pope last year, made his strong comments in a documentary called “The Da Vinci Code-A Masterful Deception.”

Arinze’s appeal came some 10 days after another Vatican cardinal called for a boycott of the film.

Do I really have to say it again? OK, fine: The Da Vinci Code is a work of fiction. It is not meant to be taken literally.
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I Think Now Might be the Time to Find Osama, No?

Tha’ Duncmasta Black:

Barring some extraordinary event Bush will never get his mojo back. I doubt we’ll see poll numbers above about 42 until the end of the presidency where there might be the common “goodwill now that he’s going out the door” poll bounce.

The only thing Bush can do is nab bin Laden. But even that would only provide a temporary boost. This duck can’t get much lamer.

Gavin adds:

Yak-dak-dak-dak-dak…
[dunkle-dunkle]
Dak-dak-dak-dak-dak…
[chicka dow-dow]

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A cloud appears above your head,
A beam of light comes shining down on you-a-hoo,
Shining down on a-you-a-hoo…”

 

Media: “whores” (online)

I’m just sort of wandering through here, but has anyone seen this NY Daily News thing yet? Bit different from yesterday’s coverage of l’affaire Goss.

CIA Director Porter Goss abruptly resigned yesterday amid allegations that he and a top aide may have attended Watergate poker parties where bribes and prostitutes were provided to a corrupt congressman.

Kyle (Dusty) Foggo, the No. 3 official at the CIA, could soon be indicted in a widening FBI investigation of the parties thrown by defense contractor Brent Wilkes, named as an unindicted co-conspirator in the bribery conviction of former Rep. Randall (Duke) Cunningham, law enforcement sources said.

A CIA spokeswoman said Foggo went to the lavish weekly hospitality-suite parties at the Watergate and Westin Grand hotels but “just for poker.”

Although mistakes were understandable, because the parties usually had liquor in front and poker in the rear, but sometimes the other way around.

[Former CIA operative Larry] Johnson vouched for the integrity of Foggo and Goss but said, “Dusty was a big poker player, and it’s my understanding that Porter Goss was also there [at Wilkes’ parties] for poker. It’s going to be guilt by association.”

And it just got really hot and stuffy in there, and everybody took their clothes off, and that’s when Goss accidentally tipped over the giant vat of cocoa butter, and…

You know, this could all be cleared up by those photos that one keeps hearing about. Whether the hookers were male or female, I mean.

 

Dare 2 Dream

Dear Democrats,

I will be very angry if you blow these midterm elections, mostly because I desperately want to see this come to pass:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) said in an interview last week that a Democratic House would launch a series of investigations of the Bush administration, beginning with the White House’s first-term energy task force and probably including the use of intelligence in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq. Pelosi denied Republican allegations that a Democratic House would move quickly to impeach President Bush. But, she said of the planned investigations, “You never know where it leads to.”

Oh baby. I love it when u talk dirrrrty 2 me.

Incidentally, this would be much bigger than Sifu Tweety’s puny thirty-five foot pony. Congressional investigations on the uses of pre-war intel would produce a pony the size of a large asteroid.

UPDATE: Gary, do you actually have a life? I swear, you’re always one of the first five or so people to leave a comment on my posts. I mean, I just got home and decided to do a quickie post before going to sleep and BANG! you’re right there. I know it’s fun being a fake right-winger, but don’t you have any friends?

UPDATE 2: Sorry, JK47, but it’s the real Gary. The poor guy must really live in his mother’s basement or something.

 

Michelle Malkin’s Readers: Crazier Than Any People I’ve Ever Seen

So I foolishly decided to read some of the trackbacks to Michelle Malkin’s “Los Rangers” post (see below for analysis). As bad as Michelle is, her readers are… well, take a look for yourself…

Crazed Malkin Reader #1:GringoMan.

Post Title: “Our First Mexican President”

Inadvertently Hilarious Excerpt:

mexibush.jpg

El Presidente Jorge Walker Boosh: “Okay, folks, let’s try this in (heh-heh) English. Look, I know what you’re feeling. You feel the good old USA is being invaded and occupied by a country with a government so rotten, so corrupt and so half-assed that it must dump its own people on us illegally………. Hey, the elite feel your pain. They’re not all globoloco (heh-heh) And they’re not really like the Latin elite who know that a country is easier to manage and run over when it’s nice and brown, and if the agitators get them jumping in the streets too much, the military mows ’em down if necessary. We’re not like that, and they know it…”

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