Oh, Won’t You Freep For Me, Liberalistas?

I have a bleg of sorts (which shouldn’t surprise if you’ll remember that all this time, I’ve been Jonah Goldberg).

Would Sadly,No! readers kindly freep a poll for me? Vote “no” here.

I’m from one of the reddest of redholes. This lawsuit, if successful, would strike a blow against not only the Jonesboro Taliban, but also against the whole state of Arkansas’ Church of Christ-Southern Baptist-Pentecostal axis of busybodying teetotalers. Help a guy and his neighbors out, will ya?

Jonesboro’s a college town — not very big by most standards but quite large for Arkansas. It’s home to Arkansas State University, which a few years ago I know had the highest enrollment of any college in the state (maybe it still does). It’s in a Dry County, and there’s a state law on the books that makes petitioning for dry-wet voting much more difficult than doing so for any other ballot measure. In short, it’s purposely rigged to help the Taliban — in Jonesboro specifically, the Central Baptist Church — keep the county dry and therefore somehow more wholesome for when Jesus (who turned water into wine) returns. The lawsuit, if successful, would make a wet-dry petition conform to the same standards of any other.

Help democracy. Help good times. Help college kids enjoy the keg-stands and beer-funnelling that is their duty and privilege. Help piss off the Arkansas branch of the American Taliban. Thank you and God Bless America.

 

Bradrocket’s IRON CLAD PROOF that Gary is a Fake

Bradrocket just got back from the bar. Ergo, Bradrocket might not make much sense right now. He just witnessed his Red Sawx CRUSH the em-effin’ Yankees (LOL!!!1! EAT IT CROOKS’n’LIARZZZZ!!1!), so he iz on Cloud 12, which is like Cloud 9, but three clouds higher. To put it simply, it’s a good cloud to be on. I’ma leave it at that.

BUT!!! Brad has found absolute 1111110000000% definitive proof that Gary Ruppert is not a real troll. Yes, I know that I’ve hit upon this before, but witnesseth this:

the fact is that Ortiz deserves to be plunked.

It’s typical that a leftist such as Brad would be opposed to it.

The left is totally unserious about pitchers protecting the inside of the plate.

Actually, that isn’t Gary. That’s the mischievous Ianua Ditis pretending to be Gary. But here’s the real Gary:
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Bradrocket/John Amato: SMACKDOWN!!!!

John writes over at his Yankees blog:

Are you people as sick as I am over our treatment of David? Evertime I watch Ortiz set himself in the box, our pitchers never brush him back. Talk about a nice comfort level for him. We know that Boston has hit the Yanks at an almost 2-1 ratio. Will the Yanks finally do something about him?

If there’s one thing more fearsome than a comfortable Big Papi, it’s an angry Big Papi.
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Screw Colbert. Ann Coulter’s Book Promises to be (Unintentional) Comedy Giz-old!

Ooo-la-la! WorldNetDaily has the scoop on Ann Coulter’s latest book!

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In her new book, available now through the WND Book Service at a discount of 32 percent, Coulter shows how liberal hostility to traditional religion stems from the fact that liberalism is itself a religion – a godless one. And, she reveals, thanks to the liberals who dominate the courts, the government bureaucracies, the schools and the media, liberalism is now the established religion in America.

Whereas the conservatives who control all three branches of the federal government are the most oppressed minority in the history of the universe.
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Hey guys,

Almost 1PM.

I don’t know about you, but I’m about ready for a digital lunch mob.

‘Cause I’m hungraaa.

Update: Jullian writes:

“Digital Lynch Mob” actually is very nearly offensive.

But it’s actually just pathetic. If the worst thing that ever happens to you in your whole life is that you get three thousand emails in one day that all call you “chu mpwad”, then remind me to not feel sorry for you. Ever.

Oh wow, I’d almost forgotten we had this thing.

 

Blowback And Counterfactuals

Dr. Cole, in a post about the stupid Iranian President’s recent stupid letter to our stupid President, ties the present to the past and in doing so, bless him, he mentions an historical event that is not referenced enough these days:

In any case, [Ahmadinejad’s] letter to Bush holds no prospect of reducing tensions. It should be remembered that then Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh angered Washington in the early 1950s by nationalizing Iranian petroleum. Eisenhower slapped sanctions on Iran and destroyed its economy. Washington at that time thought Mosaddegh was a pinko, though in fact he was a relatively conservative aristocrat. At the height of the crisis, Mosaddegh wrote a letter to Eisenhower, which was ignored. Ike had the CIA overthrow the elected, parliamentary government of Iran and install the Shah as a megalomaniacal dictator. So the tradition of letter-writing by Iranian leaders at times of tensions with Washington isn’t replete with successes. Of course, the Iranians took revenge for the heavy-handed US interference with their form of government. They made an Islamic Revolution in 1978-79, and more recently elected Ahmadinejad. What Washington wouldn’t do to have that nice Mr. Mosaddegh back.

To be cute about it, it’s important to remember that other nations remember our crimes even though we forget them. There’s a chain of causality apparent here: had we not overthrown Mossadegh there would have been no Shah as tyrant and no SAVAK death squads (in 1976, Amnesty International said that “no country in the world has a worse record in human rights than Iran”). Had there been no Shah as tyrant there would have been no reaction like the violent one we saw in the form of the Islamic Revolution of the Ayatollah Assahollah. Had there been no Islamic Revolution we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in — nor would the Iranians be in the mess they’re in.
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Chait/Left Blogs SMACKDOWN

I’ll try to make this brief, because I have a lot of work to do today. But the Jon Chait/Lefty Blogs smackdown is just too interesting, and I have to strike while the iron’s hot…
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Trash of the Titans

(Note: I started this post a few days ago, then some shit happened and I couldn’t complete it until now.)

[Gavin adds: This isn’t ‘the’ Trevino piece, by the way. That one’s still in the workshop with concomitant sounds of hammering, sawing, and mysterious electrical discharges. PS: Help, I’m trapped in here. Someone press the red button in the fake plaster bust of Milton Friedman.]

Ezra Klein has a nifty idea:

All across the sphere, you’ve got policy experts, brilliant writers, incisive commentators with particular knowledge in one or another area, but you rarely see the best engage with the best, everyone preferring instead to beat up on the weak, lame, and stupid. I’d like that to change, and since I don’t see the incentives for it to happen on individual sites, someone should exploit the vacuum and create an explicit home for such confrontations. And hey, I’ll even volunteer for a health care debate to help start it off.

A clash of the titans, eh? Nice. However, there’s nothing wrong with beating up on the “weak, lame, and stupid” — basically the working definition of a wingnut. Isn’t that what wingnuts are for? But I get where’s he’s coming from. Wouldn’t it be nice to see Duncan Black and Glenn Reynolds finally go at it head to head, rather than keep on with their simmering, often sideways, often proxied feud? Of course Instayokel would end up being (an incredibly unfunny) Andy Kauffman to Black’s Jerry Lawler, but then I don’t care about seeing an even match so much as I want to see a spectacle of annihilation (the genocide-enthusiast and fake-libertarian getting what he so richly and directly deserves); one-sided lefty victories would be the inevitable result of such pairings (could Klein really disagree?).
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Woo! Digby’s being uncivil.

Lapfull of Dick
by digby

Richard Cohen got 2,000 mean e-mails and this signals the end of the Democratic party. I’ll leave you to figure out why that should follow. In case Cohen hasn’t noticed nobody on the fucking planet likes squishy faux liberal courtiers. There’s no political downside to hating Richard Cohen.

Well. This post is certainly insensitive. Instead of calling people names, Digby, I think we’d all make a better showing of our beliefs by engaging Richard Cobag in honest, civil debate.

Oh my, I seem to have… ‘Cohen’ — ‘Richard Cohen.’ Drat, someone might…Yeek! [slips on a banana peel]

Oh, the keyboard dropped and now how do I stop that blinking? [BOOM! Shower of confetti and cocktail onions, chair drops through trap door in floor] Aaaaaah!

[Footsteps up basement stairs]

Damn it, my confetti-and-cocktail-onion piñata exploded, activating the trap door into the basement chocolate fountain. What a bad day. At least I didn’t post that post by accide… [phone rings, marbles spill from closet, wall rotates taking computer desk and chair and replacing them with empty bookshelf]

Bradrocket adds: This is sure to be nominated for the Editors’ “Clutched Pearls” award:

The hatred is back. I know it’s only words now appearing on my computer screen, but the words are so angry, so roiled with rage, that they are the functional equivalent of rocks once so furiously hurled during antiwar demonstrations.

“Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words are just as scary.”

 

OK, Lemme Try This Again

OK, since my last post has degenerated into a heap of gobbledy-gook, let me try making my argument a bit clearer:

“It’s cool for people on the left to disagree with one another and/or engage in intense debates. What we shouldn’t be doing is burning bridges.”

Is that better?

Gavin adds: I agree, and that makes this ceaseless whining about ‘civility’ (and I mean literal whining, not in the internet sense where the term is indiscriminately applied) even more malapropos.

It’s a passive-aggressive way of controlling the discussion while elevating oneself above it. It’s the last resort of a small person confronted by big events and ideas.

And also petty ideas. For instance, our own favorite humorless speech-scold, Ann “I Find That Offensive” B_rtow, was just in a fairly hilarious dust-up with Pinko Punko over the term, ‘cobag.’ ‘Cobag’ was invented as a non-gender-specific term of opprobrium to replace ‘douchebag’ — which one would think would be seen as a small step forward for gender equality, yet no retreat with regard to people who deserve to be called douchebags. But B_rtow, an academic liberal-feminist of the regrettable Where’s Waldo variety (is the offensiveness behind the tree? Is it in the pond stones?) asserts that the term should not be used because it might be seen as offensive by people with Crohn’s disease. B_rtow herself doesn’t have this condition, nor does she know anyone who does. But such a disease exists, and therefore we must not speak so, quod Ann.

I’m not linking to B_rtow right now because if I do she’ll come here in a huge tizzy, perhaps threatening reprisals and/or lawsuits, as she seems often to do when people criticize her or question her claims to be a victim-in-proxy for others. Using an ellipsis in her name will slow her down some, but there’ll eventually be a fresh explosion over at her blog, and we’ll be strewn with ash as usual. But I’m going to double-super stress this, because it’s a crucial point in this ongoing argument over ‘civility’: To avoid a circular firing squad, don’t let these people start one.

Bradrocket adds: Here’s a question- what constitutes healthy debate (something that should be encouraged on our side), and what constitutes a circular firing squad (which we all recognize is bad)?

Gavin adds: A sign of the dreaded ‘circular firing squad’ is when an argument has ceased to be about real things in the world, and has been reduced to semantics and word-games.

Simplicus: “We need to keep the nuclear option on the table with Iran.”

Socrates: “OMFG, are you on crack?”

Simplicus: “Now you’re cursing at me. Look, he’s cursing at me. This is inexcusable!”

Ann B_rtow: “It is insensitive to black people to refer to ‘crack’ in such an insulting way.”*

Socrates: “Wha? How does…? He’s talking about a fucking nuclear first-strike, what are you…?”

Simplicus: “See, he said ‘fuck’ again.”

Ann B_rtow: “Women are offended by such remarks”

Socrates: “I smell roses, no, ammonia — agh.” [Falls over dead from an aneurysm.]

[Montage of Iranian street scenes, children playing in schoolyards, nuclear explosions, etc.]

* actual argument