And suddenly, a vast and snowy silence fell upon the WingNet…

Knock knock. Oh hey, it’s Glenn Greenwald:

Prominent right-wing blogger today calls for the murder of Supreme Court Justices – the Right fails to condemn it.

If your only source for news was reading right-wing blogs, you would have thought that the most significant world event in the last few days was that some crazy woman who nobody ever heard of before (someone by the name of “Deb Frisch”) left some vile comments on Jeff Goldstein’s blog […]

Oh yeah. They’re still all doing a giant Morris dance about that.

Virtually every right-wing blogger spent the weekend focused on this solemn and grave matter, milking it for all it was worth. Many implied that this unknown commenter was some sort of towering figure of great significance among liberals, and exploited the drama to argue that the “Left” must approve of these comments because they didn’t denounce the comments enough times or with enough vigor.

But as the NY Dolls used to say, “Meanwhile, back in the jungle”:
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All Pasty All The Time (Updated)

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The Pattycake (“I’ll sue! — er, I could sue!”) distraction was great fun, but why bother with such a moron when I can go to the font of WingNet stupidity and read the following:

Lot’s of “advanced searches� today. Looks like “Retardo Montalban� at SN! is going to be putting together another of his “Adlerian� analyses of me.

Which, I’m not sure what “Adlerian� means, exactly—but from context, I gather the last time he used it to mean something like “look what I can do with things taken out of context and the joined together by my preconceived notions and intentional omissions! Give me kudos, Amanda!�

I’m thinking I’ll maybe pull out of the Online Integrity thing. Integrity doesn’t mean we should be compelled to respect the privacy of those who rely on our restraint to launch the basest personal attacks.

Although I’m sure Glenn Greenwald can cite caselaw that say it means precisely that, and Andrew Sullivan would bemoan any walking back on earlier pledges as proof that I have lost my moral authority.

I AM BECOME A ROGUE NATION! FEAR THE UNRESTRAINED COUNT COCKULA, BITCHES!
Posted by Jeff Goldstein | permalink
on 07/10 at 08:31 PM

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Best Atlas Shrugs Moment EVAR1!!!1!!11

These anti-semites show up to denounce Israel at every turn…”

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[Pic & caption here, spotted by Blowback]

 

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

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Syd Barrett is dead. And I thought he’d been dead for years, too. Weird.

 

Motivation

I think Atrios hits close to the mark in this post on Jonathan Chait: one should never underestimate an author’s vanity. Chait, like so many other Sensible Liberals, can’t admit he was wrong about Iraq.

But I think along with that, one should not discount the fear that Sensible Liberals have of the Left. I mean it when I say that they really do fear the Left more than they fear the Right, although the reason for this greater fear is most often, probably, on a simple calculus of the familiar vs. the unknown. Sensible Liberals are used to the Right (even the Extreme Right) being in power; they at least know what that’s like. Having the Left in power, however, is an unknown.

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“Excuse me, infidel. How do I get to Carnegie Hall?”

From Atlas’s Jugs emits the following:

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It’s also why we drink booze, woo a flooze, and take poos in our shoes — because hey buddy, you snooze, you lose.

But indeed, why doesn’t the New York Times quit it with all that high-flown cloak-and-dagger ‘warrantless spying’ stuff, and simply haul off and print a New York City subway map, so that al-Qaeda can know where all the secret and never-advertised subway routes are?

Answer: Bloggerz are doin’ it for themselv’z.

(Bwaha. Eat it once again, MSM.)

 

“Over?” Did you say “over?”
IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!

The Editorocket and his faithful sidekick Sifu seem to think that they’ve “won” the video war, even though we recently torched them with Mormon Rap and a bunch of furries dancing like the Backstreet Boys (or maybe it’s the Backstreet Boys dancing like furries- I wouldn’t put it past them at this point).

The fact is (to coin a phrase): sadly, no!

First, we’re gonna rock your faces with the musical adventures of a styrofoam octopus and talking peanut. Yes, my friends, it is time to drop the GIMME GIMME OCTOPUS BOMB:

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In Which Brad Replies to Various Comments

Warning: circle-jerkery ahead. I shall place it below the fold.

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Why Jeff Can’t Read

Jeff Goldstein, obviously too busy pondering the glory of his penis to bother reading for context, writes the following:

So unless I’m engaging in some very fast multitasking—putting up the post, altering her comments, etc., she said what she said. And it’s there for all to see. In fact, she comments in the very thread where I reproduced it, and doesn’t mention anything about the comment being false or altered in any way.

In fact, here’s another mention of her wanting me to kiss the “spawn� for her. Still no suggestion I altered the comment.

But does that stop the folks from Sadly, No! from going to bat for her? Well, SADLY, NO!

Jeffster- please tell us how we “went to bat for her.” Perhaps you were referring to my statement here:

What Frisch did was vile. We condemn her for it. All of us.

Yeah, that sounds like a full-fledged endorsement to me!

Now, I wonder if anyone on the right-blogosphere would be so kind to condemn Jeff for saying this:

Incidentally, Tim? I touched your sister in her secret places. Lots.

Posted by: Jeff G at November 17, 2005 10:42 PM

As usual, I think the Editors has the proper take on this whole sad affair:

Additionally, I propose that the following two facts are not mutually exclusive:

1. Weblogger Jeff Goldstein is – and I speak from long experience here – a truly sad and embarrassing figure.

2. It isn’t even remotely cool to talk shit about, or make threats towards, people’s small children. This is pretty much a context-independent thing.

So say we all.

 

I’ve Got Two Tickets to Paradise… a.k.a., HELL!11!!!!!

The Editors foolishly resumes hostilities by posting an Eddie Money video at the end of this piece. This is an act of aggression that will not stand. Time to reach into the ol’ war cache.

UNLEASH THE MORMON RAP!!!

We have many weapons. Many. Weapons.

Gavin adds: Roxanne has counterattacked with a version of ‘We Built This City’ from a Starbuck’s managers’ convention.

Unleash (I say) unleash the Furry Convention footage: