When last we left our story, Glenn Greenwald had tolchocked Misha for advocating the lynching of five Supreme Court justices, and shamed the right-blogosphere for their usual relaxed and carefree attitude toward the espousal of murder, genocide, and the dismantling of the American political system in favor of an authoritarian one-party state.
An uproar ensued against Greenwald, primarily citing the pivotal decisions in cases such as You Are v. What Am I, and Smelt It v. Dealt It.
Then on Sunday, Glenn whacked them again even harder (leaving as collateral damage our long-worked post on the Joao Silva affair). But Glenn, dude, it’s too late — you were ‘Fisked’ this weekend. That’s the gantlet in which the WingNet dishonestly claims that you’re lying and/or makes deranged attacks on your mental state, while rudely calling you uncivil, nit-pickingly accusing you of nit-picking, or writing multithousand-word jeremiads about your ‘obsessiveness.’ Your reputation is forever ruined in the blogosphere. Actually, no — it means you’re getting to them.
Here we go ’round the stupidberry bush:
Shorter Xrlq: “Greenwald asserts that ‘five ropes, five robes, five trees — some assembly required’ is an allusion to lynching. Yet another example of the dishonesty of the Left!”
Shorter Patterico: “So-called ‘Constitutional scholar’ Greenwald links to someone called ‘Retardo.’ Game over! (Bwaha.) Oh wait, I thought of another thing…”
Shorter Ace of Spades: “Gay Gaywald is an obscure unknown nobody who is gay.”
Shorter Perfesser Flowbee: “Here’s an essay I didn’t read. Say, the first sentence reminds me of something.”
More Shorter Xrlq: “He says ‘tomato’; I say ‘to-mah-to.’ Yet another stinking lie!”
Shorter Misha: “Blar-har! Puny human Greenwald. Hey, let’s run that old rope/tree graphic again.”
Glenn, we present you with a laurel and hearty handshake. Vous êtes arrivé.
