Sadly, No!

Yeah, Novakula, u know what Bradrocket luvs 2 hear. Pour that sweet sugar all over my nips!

If Democrats prove that they can hold their leads against the vulnerable GOP districts in the third and fourth columns, then they will press their advantage effectively and probe for more weaknesses until they start winning in seats in the second column of the chart (leans GOP) and even the first (likely Republican Retention). If this happens, it will be like a dike bursting for the GOP. Too many holes will appear to be plugged up, and Democrats will almost certainly take the House. Then we will have concrete reasons to expect a 25 or 26 seat GOP loss.

Bring it. November can’t cum soon enuff.

Like Roy said.

Be sure to read this dissection of the Mad Dr. Krauthammer and his Army of Future Hitlers.

“Hey there, big boy… why doncha come over
here and appease us sometime?”

Talk, talk, talk – it’s only talk: comments, clichés, commentary, controversy, chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat, conversation, contradiction, criticism. It’s only talk – cheap talk.

Shorter Terence Jeffrey: If it were up to East Coast elitists, we wouldn’t even have the forward pass.

Shorter Jacob Sullum: As a libertarian, I don’t think doctors should be convicted of drug trafficking for prescribing pain medication unwittingly to drug abusers.

Shorter Kathleen Parker: If local governments handed out compact fluorescent light bulbs, we might be able to forgo further sacrifices in energy consumption.

Shorter Tony Blankley: The world is such a mess that the Apocalypse is plausibly imminent, but I remain optimistic that maintaining fidelity to conservative principles may yet remedy the situation.

Shorter Michelle Malkin: Muslims should be denied ambulances until they learn to use them for their intended purpose.

Shorter Walter Williams: For decades, Americans have been willing to allow politicians to trample over – Pardon me? Say again? Phone call database? Warrantless-wire-who? That all sounds a bit far-fetched, my friend. I was merely referring to smoking, foie gras and endangered species.

Shorter John Stossel: Schools should be run more like a Costco.

Shorter Donald Lambro: Americans will vote on many issues that concern them, but they’ll continue to vote Republican as long as they’re scared witless.

Shorter Linda Chavez: Richard Armitage is a coward for not coming forward as the original source in the Plame leak, and Democrats are hypocrites for prosecuting Scooter Libby for perjury.

Shorter Brent Bozell III: The news media could regain some credibility by presenting opposing sides in a debate in ratios that reflect public opinion polls.

Shorter Bill O’Reilly: Hollywood liberals are obligated to provide recommendations on national security, but who wants to hear their ill-informed political views?

Shorter Ben Shapiro: Curtailing freedom during wartime has historically been a sign that we’re winning.

Shorter Paul Greenberg: No, I didn’t get the memo about ignoring Katrina’s anniversary. I wasn’t at my office, see – I was in Boston. I couldn’t even get my paragraphs to break properly.

Shorter Paul Weyrich: Oliver Stone deserves credit for making a movie about the World Trade Center, but he should’ve made clear who was responsible for that tragedy: Muslims.

Shorter Austin Bay: A shady Iranian neo-conservative wrote in the Wall Street Journal that Israel has defeated Hezbollah – which is certainly nice to hear.

Shorter Roger Schlesinger: There are other options besides a 30-year mortgage.

Shorter William F. Buckley: I grow increasingly weary of discussing Iraq.

Shorter Maggie Gallagher: Absent babies, there is only death.

Shorter Chuck Colson: MTV should be ashamed of itself.

Dear The Poor Man,

We see your Dionne Warwick, and raise you…

PS: Behind the scenes at The Poor Man Institute:

File under OMGROFLMFAO!!!1!:

Shock and dismay — that’s how pro-family groups in California are reacting to news this morning that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed a bill that gives homosexuals new and far-reaching powers.

Arnold gave the gays reach-around powers? Yikes! I can see why the pro-family nuts are so upset!

Governor Schwarzenegger:
Selling out his conservative base
for a bunch of girly men.

The bill, SB 1441, adds sexual orientation to already existing provisions in the state’s law that prohibit discrimination on the basis of, among other things, race, national origin, ethnic group identification, religion, age, sex, color, or disability. The measure was promoted by a lesbian member of the California legislature and is now the law in that state, a fact that has filled many family advocates with outrage.

“We’re already barred from discriminating against the blacks, the Meskins and the crippled… and now we have to respect the gays too?!!!”

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Like TBogg said.

It’s probably helpful to think of the Corner as the webpage version of a glossy and plain-colored institutional wall, like the kind in lunatic asylums made so that noxious stains and inane crayon scribblings may be easily wiped-off when everyone is put to sleep, only to be soiled with drivel and excrement the next day: a grim cycle indeed.

Put another way, it’s like a palimpsest for the reactionary Id, whereby all the spittled hate and fear and mania and ..well, shit may be quickly wiped away and rewritten with often contradictory hates and fears and manias and shits: what matters is not coherence and consistency of thought but rather of tone.

So let’s see take a look with a janitor’s-eye-view at what was smeared on the walls yesterday:

John Derbsyhire is still ogling nubile young starlets.

Doughy Pantload weasels around Ezra’s point on Wal-Mart, accuses Ezra of weaselling, then solemnly declares that his friends Nick “Lysenkoist” Schulz and Tim “Crooked Timber’s reactionary troll not named Sebastian Holsclaw” Worstall will fix Ezra’s wagon.

Stanley Kurtz, apparently tired of framing arguments for anti-Gay marriage amendments metaphorically as political fallout shelters good Christian families must use against the filthy radiation of homofagfag culture, gets literal. Kurtz argues that since liberals have stabbed America in the back, there’s just very little chance that Jesus Bush will bomb Iran. So, now, with considerable relish masked in the tone of mourning he advocates the next best wingnutty option: Missile defense and a return to the halcyon days of CD drills and duck and cover routines. Sweetly and neatly, he argues that those who are against bombing Iran into the stone age should be most responsible for getting behind the new old CD plan.

Derbyshire responds to all this hysteria with sarcasm — I think. It’s hard to tell. At any rate Kurtz appears to take it that way, demurs in a poor-little-ol-me tone that if Derb doesn’t like it, he’s free to do better.

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Oh, this will be good for business.

Marie’s writing for the Christian Worldview Network now! And she’s got a new picture posted!

Cute as a button, and twice as crazy. Check it:

Now boarding: Air-Infidel Airlines

By Marie Jon’

As I was eating my breakfast this morning — usually an uneventful engagement with a bowl of corn flakes, I pulled my face up out of the bowl long enough to glance at the television.

I’m picturing Marie sitting with her head flat down on the table, with her face completely soaked with milk and chunks of corn flakes. Suddenly, the television does something interesting! Marie jumps up and says “BLUGH MUGH MEEFOOO!” as milk and cereal spew out of her mouth and nose.

Alongside the 189 channels of “nothing good on,” the commercials tend to be over-done, or just plain insipid. However, this one got my attention.

Really? I kinda like the commercials myself. I have a huge man-crush on that Dr. Z asshole you see in those Daimler-Chrysler ads:

Oooh Dr. Z, with your freaky mustache and hottt German accent, u can get with Bradrocket anytime.

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