Via Big Boy Jammies, your source for news that’s not worth getting out of bed for, comes this exciting article by a dessert beverage known as Cinnamon Stillwell.
The delicious ice cream topping/floor cleaner has taken a tip from everyone’s favorite Libertarian lumberjack and reviewed a book before she’s actually read it: In this case, the highly dignified-sounding Schmoozing With Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land, Jihadists Reveal Their Global Plans–to a Jew! by Aaron Klein. Mr. Klein’s particular gimmick is hunting down dimwitted terrorist wannabes and cajoling them into saying that they love Democrats; et voila — proof indisputable that voting donkey places you in league with the butchers of 9/11. Of course, one could argue that this is the exact same argument as finding some unhinged, basement-dwelling cranks who call for the nuclear destruction of Mecca and implying that this “proves” that Republicans are objectively pro-genocide, but where would one be able to find such examples? Nowhere that I can think of.
The tasty and versatile table spice isn’t above naming names, either:
And guess who the terrorists endorse, above all others, for president? That’s right. Hillary Clinton…they base their support on the belief that Hillary will pick up where her husband, former President Bill Clinton, left off, in regards to the failed Oslo Accords, thereby assisting them in their goal of annihilating Israel.
And guess who the communists endorse, above all others, for president? That’s right. Harry Truman…they base their support on the belief that Harry will pick up where his master, former President Franklin Roosevelt, left off, in regards to the failed Yalta Conference, thereby assisting them in their goal of subjugating Europe. The old arguments never stop being relevant, do they?
They also base it on the understandable assumption that Hillary will effect a premature withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq, which, they note, would be seen as an American defeat. In the process, the jihadists make a very strong case (at least for those are aren’t on their side) for not following their advice.
I will personally buy a martini for the first person who can explain to me what in the name of hickory that second sentence is supposed to mean.
Indeed, one would have to be deaf, dumb, and blind not to have detected the daily exhortations to surrender emanating from our nation’s capital, not to mention the streets and salons of cities such as my very own San Francisco.
Indeed! Why, who can forget when Harry Reid said “You know what? I think we should just surrender to the terrorists, is what.” Or Nancy Pelosi’s famous “Let’s Lay Down for Saddam” speech, who didn’t hear that? I was personally in attendance the day that Gavin Newsom gave Osama bin-Laden the keys to the city of San Francisco and asked if he could be of any help in rounding up innocent babies to be sacrificed to bin-Laden’s bloodthirsty moon god. Lousy Democrats!
The terrorists interviewed in Klein’s book also prove useful in the presidential candidates they oppose. And at the top of their list is former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani. While Giuliani’s tough-guy defiance would seem to be their prime motivation, it is, in fact, a specific incident that inspired their ire. That is, in 1995, when Giuliani kicked out late Palestinian terrorist leader Yasser Arafat from a Lincoln Center concert marking the 50th anniversary of the United Nations, telling the incredulous press (to say nothing of the liberal Jewish establishment), “I would not invite Yasser Arafat to anything, anywhere, anytime, anyplace. I don’t forget.”
Hey, wasn’t Giuliani the mayor of New York when it got attacked by terrorists? I can’t remember, because I’m a liberal. I forget what point I was making here, but I think it had to do with the fact that the UN are a bunch of filthy appeaseniks.
Giuliani took a similarly heroic stand soon after the 9/11 terrorist attacks when he told Saudi Prince al-Waleed bin Talal where he could put his $10 million “disaster relief” check, which was contingent, of course, upon accepting the claim that U.S. support for Israel led to the atrocities.
Actually, the $10 million was contingent upon nothing, and the prince merely urged the U.S. to reconsider its Israel policy, which isn’t even remotely the same thing. But, on the other hand, it is!
When it comes to Giuliani’s choices for foreign policy team, his campaign stands out from the pack. It includes many of the more perceptive minds of our time, particularly in regards to the Middle East. Norman Podhoretz, Martin Kramer, and Daniel Pipes (full disclosure: I work for Dr. Pipes’ Middle East Forum), to name just a few.
Wow! Talk about a Dream Team! That’s some level-headed, pragmatic foreign policy thinking right there. You trusted them on Iraq, now trust them triple-much on Iran!
The terrorists have spoken. Maybe it’s time we started listening.
Indeed. In other news, Osama bin-Laden urged Americans to convert to Islam or die. Since forcible conversion has also been a favorite tactic of the Catholic Church, I believe this constitutes definitive proof that the Islamicist terror brigades are in thrall to the vile Papists of Rome, as will be revealed in my forthcoming book, Bakhshish With Benedict: From the Vatican to My Neighbor’s Van, Counter-Reformationists Reveal Their Global Plans — to a Non-Religious Half-Arab! Look for Megan McArdle’s review, two weeks prior to my finishing the book.
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