Brad DeLong Has Poop For Sale!

Dr. DeLong invests in toxic assets: Tim Geithner, and a compulsive need to oppose left-populism. Will he find a buyer? Or will he need bailed out?

Brad DeLong, a former Clinton official, says that every banking crisis – barring the Great Depression – has been resolved by government recapitalisation of the banking sector, as Mr Obama is likely to attempt in the near future. Nor, says Mr DeLong, is it fair to paint Mr Geithner as a creature of Wall Street. “Hank Paulson is a man who grew up in American finance and cannot imagine a world in which America does well and its financial sector does badly,” he says. “Tim Geithner, by contrast, is a bureaucrat and a policymaker. He has never pulled down a multibillion-dollar bonus. They are not the same type of people.”

Like hell they aren’t, DeLong just refuses to see it. Paulson worked directly for and with the scum who got us into this mess; Geithner, rather like Brad DeLong, worked or works indirectly for them, in government and Academe, charged with inventing scientistic and legal means of enabling the wealthy criminal class’s depredations. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. The amounts on their checks are different, and signed by different entities, but they all work in a more-or-less cozy accord [1].

“We have to ask ourselves: Do we want to revive our economy, or do we want to punish the bankers?” says Mr DeLong. “I don’t agree that we can do both.”

[head/desk]

In all other spheres except the one he’s chosen as a career, Brad DeLong is a moralist and humanitarian — and damn good at it. But when it comes to economics, and more specifically to a class sensibility, he utterly fails: just as he refuses to sympathize with the outsourced factory workers whose livelihoods have been destroyed by his beloved free trade policies, he also refuses to not sympathize with the modern robber barons who’ve so fucked-up the country. Functionally, he regards them little differently than does a Randroid: after all, there’s no practical difference between a “Captain of Industry” and a ‘necessary economic engine,’ because what matters is the importance (in moral and utilitarian weight) assigned to them. For DeLong as for the Randroid, such “prime movers” are shiny things which must be saved but the dun-colored little people are more or less expendable. Crazy, huh? But then Brad DeLong is perhaps the only self-described ‘social democrat’ on earth who admires Milton Friedman.

The diagrams of contrived bullshit on the typical economist’s blackboard in the end implore this and only this: be, or abet, evil. Benjamin Jowett, over a century and a half ago, had the profession pegged:

I have always felt a certain horror of political economists since I heard one of them say that the famine in Ireland would not kill more than a million people, and that would scarcely be enough to do much good.

But all the economist sees on that blackboard are laws and “proofs” as pure as those of the physicists and mathematicians — beyond good and evil, baby! And so unlike, he thinks, systems and laws created by, say, anthropologists and identity studies people[2], whom he considers artistic hacks at best and degenerate ax-grinders at worst. Meanwhile, the robber barons thank him for his contributions to “science.” The economist happily accepts, and if he has an utter lack of self-awareness (as it seems most liberal economists, including Brad DeLong, do), never considers himself their tool, employed in a horrifying profession of astounding douchebaggery[3]

  1. Notes: [1]
    Which is to say, under the banner of Free Market and Free Trade Uber Alles. Or in the words of Delong’s and Geithner’s mentor, Larry Summers: “[W]e are now all Friedmanites.”* Not that DeLong is corrupt (he is not); he buys into this bullshit honestly and “intellectually.” Yes, he is one of those dread “Sensible Liberals:” i.e., a conservative, and in DeLong’s case one who has the nasty habit of calling everyone to his left a communist. So I’ll turn the other fist, as it were, and throw his his favorite J.S. Mill quote back on him, for as A.J.P. Taylor wisely if snarkily observed apropos the Tories, “to be stupid and to be sensible are not that far apart.”

    *Itself a nicely ironic echo of the 37th President’s famous declaration that “we are all Keynesians now.” But then Nixon — yes, Richard Fucking Nixon — was objectively to the fiscal left of some of these modern, so-called liberal economists. It’s not too much of a simplification to say that the extent of Brad DeLong’s “liberal” economic beliefs amount to a higher income tax rate for people in the top bracket, some education and token retraining spending; meanwhile, it’s laissez-faire and enjoy your retail-slavery, peons! How utterly radical! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: When the revolution comes, the first people I’m for Cheneying in the face are “liberal” economists.

    [2] cf. Larry Summers’s time at Harvard, and Brad DeLong’s defenses thereof.

    [3] It wasn’t always this way, and I’m not just talking about J.K. Galbraith. Once upon a time a few economists were philosophers, not “scientists;” and they took moral duty to humanity seriously, by which I mean that they operated under the assumption that the rich were not only up to no good, but had an abiding interest perpetrating evil. A nice quote of Adam Smith, courtesy of Dr.Dick.

 

Shorter Daniel Pipes


Above: Crack Pipes & crackpot

“Palestinians Who Helped Create Israel”

  • No kidding, it turns out that approximately twenty percent of Palestinians are nearly human beings. Now if we could only somehow transform another, say, forty percent from cockroaches to higher primates, Israel could more easily claim an internal mandate to go on stealing land, like, forever. Divide and conquer, baby!

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


 

It’s Almost As If They Don’t Value Consistency

Shorter Gateway Pundit:

Democrat Senator Announces Painful Cuts in Pentagon Budget

  • OMG, Obamanazi deficit Hitler Youth budget destruction Communism [sproing] OMG, treasonous Defeatocrat spending cuts will defund the troops.

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Shorter Sam “S.T.” Karnick

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ABOVE: Sam Karnick (left) and that sly devil
Sam Karnick’s Facebook picture (right)

PBS’ Dickens Adaptation Politicizes, Vulgarizes Classic Novel

  • Everybody at PBS should be fired for broadcasting a version of Oliver Twist where a Negro was cast in a part that should have been played by a white woman.

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Shorter Doughy Pantload


Above: Totally knows you’re out to get him.

“Paranoid Style for Thee But Not For Me”

  • “The Paranoid Style” is an ancient and vicious smear on the right wing, concocted by a liberal fascist conspiracy of intellectuals like Hofstadter and Adorno, whose nefarious works I know like the back of my Cheeto-stained han–mmmm, Cheetos.

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Gavin adds:

Naomi Klein, Noam Chomsky, the folks at ANSWER, Ward Churchill, are no less conspiratorial than your typical right-wing conspiracy theorist and some of them are not only worse, but far more accepted by the liberal establishment than their opposite numbers are by the conservative establishment.

Mr. Goldberg, meet Andrew McCarthy:

What is the deal with Obama’s birth certificate and citizenship status?

Pamela Gellers at Atlas Shrugs raises some apparent shenanigans with the birth certificate the Obama campaign previously produced. Meanwhile, Philip J. Berg, a former Deputy AG of Pennsylvania and a professed Hillary supporter, filed a lawsuit claiming Obama is not constitutionally eligible to be president; instead of simply clearing up any questions — which you would think would take about five minutes — Obama’s lawyers moved to dismiss the suit and failed to file a timely answer, meaning that, under the applicable rules (according to Berg), Obama is legally deemed to have admitted Berg’s allegations that he is constitutionally ineligible to be president.

Besides his gigs at The National Review and Commentary, Mr. McCarthy is a senior fellow at the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies.

 

Radically Back Atcha

Jon Chait suspends his innate suckitude long enough to write something decent:

A second factor encouraging Democrats to buck their presidents is the role of the rich and business interests. Unless you are a high school student reading this article in your civics course, in which case I’m sorry to dispel your illusions, you will not be stunned to learn that the affluent carry disproportionate political weight with elites in both parties. So, while people who earn more than $250,000 per year make up just a tiny slice of the electorate, they make up a huge chunk of any congressman’s friends, acquaintances, and fund-raisers.

What’s more, whatever their disposition toward business in general, Democrats feel it is not just a right but a duty to slavishly attend to the interests of their home-state businesses. That is why Kent Conrad upholds even the most absurd demands of agribusiness, or why even a good-government progressive like Michigan’s Carl Levin parrots the auto industry’s line on regulating carbon dioxide.

Taken as a whole, then, the influence of business and the rich unites Republicans and splits Democrats.

Interest begets a structure; the structure ensures the status quo. Yet the same dynamic is at play with regard to foreign policy — specifically interventionism (the liberal hawks‘ semi-self-serving euphemism for colonialism or imperialism). The Rethugs are disciplined; the Democrats are split, with by far the most siding with the venal and murderous bloc; the interests of the majority of voters are ignored.

With regard to the economic issues, Chait thinks Obama is on the left side of the Democratic split, something, in the general sense, I take leave to doubt. But that’s neither here nor there. Obama is, however, certainly on the rightwing side of the Democratic split over interventionism — even earning David Horowitz‘s approval for his efforts so far.

The one thing Chait left out of his analysis is the media’s complicity: it, too, is totally in the tank for the rich, in no small part because it is owned or otherwise funded by the rich. Duh. Just as it — in its “liberal” or “objective” or wingnutty versions — is for blowing shit up when the opportunity arises, totally in the tank for the imperialists — and for, at root, the same special intere$t. But then I suppose such a conclusion is too Chomskyesque, and we all know what that means (intellectual totalitarianism!). Anyway, contrast the above quote with the following from one of Chait’s old L.A. Times columns:

The liberal wing of the party has long been aware that although Democratic voters are generally dovish, the party’s foreign policy elite is fairly hawkish. Liberals, understandably, want to depose that hawkish elite and replace it with a dovish one. Flynt Leverett, a foreign policy advisor to John Kerry, complained that “Democrats have fallen into a ‘soft neoconservatism’ that has dulled the party’s voice on foreign policy.” John Tirman, in his book, “100 Ways America Is Screwing Up the World,” writes, “When I see a liberal hawk, I smell a rat.”

When it comes to that split, when it comes to elites being irresponsible to and unrepresentative of the wishes of the majority of their constituencies in that context, Chait’s totally on the other side of the fight (as you’ll see if you read the rest of the piece), fretting that the Iraq debacle would force the mini-neocons in the party and among the “liberal” punditocracy to step down in favor of DFHs. As if. Fucker.

 

Shorter Andrew Breitbart

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Online activists on the right, unite!

  • President Barry X Hussein Obama has sent an army of trolls out to destroy right-wing blogs. That is why Instapundit won’t allow commenting. The reason why there are no right-wing trolls on left-wing blogs is that the right-wing embraces basic Judeo-Christian ideals and would not promote nor defend the propaganda techniques that were perfected in godless communist and socialist regimes. Still, we should think about doing some trolling ourselves. It’s our only hope. Otherwise socialism and gay anarchy await us.

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Gavin adds: Conservatives would never do such a thing.

 

Obsessed With Teh Gay?

B.C., Imperial Torturer, isn’t. Not at all:

STFU, Go Suck A Dick & Buy A Sense Of Humor

Here’s a note to all of the queers, trannies, dykes, fur-lovers or whateverthefuck you’re calling yourselves this week:

Look, we really don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier if you enjoy being the star goalie in the San Cram Crisco Professional Tonsil Hockey League, but we’re getting fucking tired of you being ‘offended’ at every little joke made about your limp-wristed, cum-guzzling, rectum-ripping lifestyle.

It’s enough to make B.C. throw on a pair of assless chaps and get really rough with these whiners … grrrrrr!

 

Justice For The Thurn und Taxis Defendants

Several times a day there is a knock at the door, and an email message is there pinned to the sash.

Dear Friend of HUMAN EVENTS:

But no matter how fast we run, we never catch more than a glimpse of the Mailer Daemon as he speeds on his rounds.

Ah, I wonder what Human Events wants this time. Usually when we hear from America’s most venerable1 right-wing publication,2 it’s about suppressed cancer cures, links to scary loud web pages about giant vegetables, or cynical attempts to gain one’s credit card information in the reassuring guise of the illiterate berserk ravings of a fellow conservative .

I mean aside from the shit-blast of notices about Hussein Obama and his Communist junta that wants to gay-marry blastocysts and abort your handguns.

It pains me terribly to write a letter like this, but a crisis that threatens the very existence of HUMAN EVENTS forces me to ask for your help.

Someone turned off the light switch when he left the office, and now they are all trapped screaming in the dark?
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It’s Hard Out Here For A Gimp

With friends like these, etc. Townhall’s Mike S. Adams offers his own brand of advice to an acquaintance (possibly not even imaginary!) who is upset that his daughter has returned from her first semester at college with pinko ideas.

Prof. Adams knows a thing or two about co-eds, so he’s going to set the daughter straight, free of charge:

Dear Steve:

Thanks for writing me with your concerns about your daughter’s recent visit home from college. I don’t have a daughter but I can understand the concern you have after seeing such dramatic changes in her after just six months at a public university. After all, you didn’t save money for eighteen long years in order to pay someone to teach her to despise the values you taught for, well, eighteen long years.

Adams kicks off his little spiel with a joke about sexually transmitted diseases — classy — but he’s only getting started. After advising ‘Steve’ to lie to and break promises with his daughter, Adams really sweetens the pot:

3. I’m going to take your daughter and the remaining $2000 – in the form of one hundred $20 bills – to the ‘hood.’ Specifically, I am going to take her to places where crack cocaine is sold here in Wilmington in the middle of the afternoon. This will include grocery stores and actual crack houses.

We have our own advice for Steve: do NOT do this. This will NOT end well. Seriously — don’t do it.

But Steve, if it’s not frightening enough that a whack-job like Mike Adams is hitting you up for two grand in small bills so he can take your teenage daughter on a crack binge, maybe his next words will ‘scare you straight’:

Don’t worry about your daughter’s safety [!!! – ed.] as I will be armed with a .357 magnum loaded with 145-grain silver tipped hollow point bullets [double !!! – ed.]. When I approach a crack head I will first ask whether he paid income taxes last year. If he says ‘no’ I will hand him $20.

Left unsaid is what happens if the crack head says ‘yes’. Makes you wonder what the hollow-points are for, no? That said, we doubt if Adams really has the stones to teach life lessons that involve confronting real live people, .357 or no. He might aim a little lower — perhaps he could straighten out unruly kindergartners by pulling the wings off flies.