Le Connard du Jour

betsy_newmark

ABOVE: Betsy Newmark


I can’t think of anyone I’d rather read on health care reform than Betsy Newmark, a frumpy high school teacher and quiz bowl coach from an overwhelmingly white charter school in North Carolina. For those who may not hold the same interest in reading Ms. Newmark’s musings on health care, here’s the executive summary: “Just like you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, you can’t have a good health care system without letting a few poor people die.”

Betsy’s launching pad for her lunatic ideas on health care is a Wall Street Journal article that she selectively quotes to suggest that the French health care system is on the verge of collapse. In particular, she latches on to this statement:

The problem is that Assurance Maladie has been in the red since 1989. This year the annual shortfall is expected to reach €9.4 billion ($13.5 billion), and €15 billion in 2010, or roughly 10% of its budget.

Let’s put that into some needed context, shall we, before we start peddling disaster scenarios. Here’s a chart on the evolution of Assurance Maladie’s deficit straight from la bouche de cheval, i.e. Assurance Maladie itself:

am_deficits

Source: Assurance Maladie, Chiffres & repères 2007

As you can see, the deficit of the French health care system began to be systematically and significantly reduced starting in 2005. So why the sudden increase to 9.4 billion euros in 2009? Well, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist or even a quiz bowl coach to guess: the economic crisis and the unemployment caused by it. Duh. Of course, in France, unemployment doesn’t result in more uninsured people as it does in the United States, but it does mean less payments to Assurance Maladie et, voilà, a bigger deficit for Assurance Maladie. To project these deficits, caused by current increases in unemployment, to increase indefinitely into the future is une montagne of merde de taureau.

More context: the French deficit for 2008 was 65.9 billion euros or 3.4% of France’s GDP. Assurance Maladie’s deficit is only 14 percent of the entire deficit or 0.47 percent of the GDP. Those are not numbers, even were they to continue, that would force France to choose between hocking the Eiffel Tower or throwing old ladies with cancer out onto the cobblestones.

But, oh no, Ms. Quiz Bowl Coach thinks that providing 100 percent coverage will be the end of the space-time continuum as we now know it:

And once we start down that road, we’ll find that, like France, it becomes politically impossible for a democracy to cut costs. Too many people will become accustomed, as the French have, to seeing low-cost health care as their right and scream bloody murder if politicians try to trim costs.

That’s all well and good for the recipients of that 100% coverage, but it is not economically feasible in the long run.

Bzzzzzzzzt. Wrong answer, Ms. Newmark. Your team loses 50 points. Nothing in your figures warrants any conclusions about what is economically feasible in the long run.

More importantly, our quiz bowl whiz is saying straight out that the problem is having everyone insured. Health care, she thinks, is a zero-sum game, and every Viagra pill given to an unemployed person is a Viagra pill taken away from her husband (although I suspect that more than a blue pill would have to be involved to convince him to roll over in the marital bed and have at it with Betsy).

Once again, the only argument that these wingnuts have against health care reform and universal coverage boils down to this: “I’ve got mine, bitchez. Sucks to be you.”

 

Worst Violation of Godwin’s Law Since Pantload’s Tome

family_guy_vanderleuven
Above: Herr Oberstleutnant Gerard von Scheissderleun

Exact Same Length Gerard Vanderleun, American Digest Sidelines
Untitled POS

  • Obama wants his network of informants to send him emails so he can use his top secret Internet juju* to geolocate all the critics of health care reform. Then he will send his stormtroops to drag them all out of their hiding places and take them to be exterminated in the gas chambers at his secret FEMA concentration camps.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


*Cf. Vanderleun’s comment at 2:46 p.m.
 

Phew!

Good news:

Senate Confirms Sonia Sotomayor for Supreme Court

Sonia Sotomayor won confirmation Thursday afternoon as the nation’s 111th Supreme Court justice and the first Hispanic on the court, a historic moment for the nation’s fastest-growing minority group.

On a 68 to 31 vote, the Senate confirmed Sotomayor, 55, after roughly 18 hours of official debate spread across three days this week, a show of support that included nine Republican ‘aye’ votes and 59 from the Democratic side of the aisle. All 31 votes against Sotomayor came from Republicans.

Sotomayor becomes the third woman to serve on the Supreme Court, following Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and former Justice Sandra Day O’Connor.

Thankfully they finished confirming her before this puppy saw the light of day:

 

Awesomeness

My secret past has been revealed:

Go make your own.

D. Aristophanes adds: w00t!

dabirthcert

 

The, Uh, Warriors Did It


Above (l-r): Definitely not a conspiracy theorist, Ann Cougar Belsencamp

Ann Coulter, Human Events:
Obama Birth Certificate Spotted In Bogus Moon Landing Footage

  • Conservatives led the way in denouncing the left-wing “birther” movement. [pauses, grins expectantly] Because get real! Which side contains 99% of the people who believe in Wicca and the so-called Iran-Contra scandal? [lifts Christian Dior dress and tries to urinate on carpet, hangs there dryly for a moment, then lowers dress and pretends to have been doing a little shuffle-off-to-Buffalo dance the whole time. A man wearing a headset leans into the frame holding a cue card marked ‘FOO!’ The sprinklers come on.]

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


Note: Title cf.
 

Stop Projecting You Hitting Yourself Me

Michelle Malkin:
Tea Party-bashers gone wild

  • The single-payer lobby’s wealthy, Astroturfed ground troops, who are thuggishly disrupting town hall meetings, have resorted to projection against ordinary Americans’ impromptu anti-health-care rallies.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


Note: Image cf.
 

Fried Chicken Cake With Watermelon Icing

ann_kitty_littery
ABOVE: Ann Leary, enough to drive a kitten to pee in a toilet bowl

Slightly Shorter Ann Leary, Backward Conservative
About That Cake

  • The darkey in the White House can’t even do his own birthday cake right. His cake was all ghettoed up like some pimped-out Cadillac filled with playahs and hos. White presidents (and the white people that voted for them) eat simple white cakes with white icing and, maybe, a strawberry or two for decoration.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


 

What’s An Extrra “R” Orr Two Among Teabaggerrs?

From the Empire Lounge high atop the Boulder Hilton, we bring you Anne Lieberman and her one-woman show “Boker Tov, Boulder.”

Seven Steps to a Happier You

1. Open a new/ empty file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barrack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barrack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better? GOOD!

Bless her heart.

Via Don Bob Surber


Gavin adds:

Fig. 1:

Fig. 2:

 

John Bolton, a.k.a., the Mustache of Wrongness

John Bolton, this morning:

Clinton’s Unwise Trip to North Korea

[…]

The point to be made on the Clinton visit is that the knee-jerk impulse for negotiations above all inevitably brings more costs than its advocates foresee. Negotiating from a position of strength, where the benefits to American interests will exceed the costs, is one thing. Negotiating merely for the sake of it, in the face of palpable recent failures, is something else indeed.

The results, this afternoon:

N. Korea Says Two U.S. Journalists Have Been Pardoned

North Korea announced Tuesday that it had pardoned two detained American journalists, hours after former president Bill Clinton met in Pyongyang with reclusive dictator Kim Jong Il as part of an unannounced and highly unusual diplomatic mission to win their freedom.

Kim issued an order “granting a special pardon to the two American journalists who had been sentenced to hard labour in accordance with Article 103 of the Socialist Constitution and releasing them,” the official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said.

I don’t get how these guys get away with being wrong all the time. Nor do I get why Fred Hiatt feels he needs to publish everything they write.

 

Stuff you can do

So the teabaggers have apparently made it their personal jihad to preserve our inefficient and substandard health care system. As is their wont, they see health care reform as an effort to help give freebies to illegal immigrants rather than to Real Americans:

In a sane country, people would laugh these nutters off as fringe kooks. But we don’t live in a sane country. That means that our side needs to have boots on the ground at these town hall meetings to counteract wingnut madness. And hey look, the good folks at Health Care for America Now have a page where you can search for events in your own area.

Oh, and the good folks at FireDogLake have provided us with this frequently-updated list of town hall meetings where you can tell your congressman that you want reform:

Here’s why this is important, peeps. If the Dems actually flub health care, the GOP could take back the House in 2010. And I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not willing to see the Terri Schiavo Resurrection Act of 2011 pass just yet. So let’s get on this nonsense and kick the wingers to the curb.


UPDATE: Via Knights in White Satin, an instructive post on how to mitigate teabag events in your district.