Sadly, No!

And they’ll cry a thousand more… if it’ll somehow erase that black bastard from ever existing in THEIR White House. Actually, scratch that, they’ll cry a thousand oceans either way. Mark Steyn, National Weeping Child Brigade: Constitutional Contortions So the manly-men of manly National Review has been in perpetual fail mode since the ACA Supreme […]

Shorter Disgraced Media Baron Lord Conrad Black of DoubleCrossharbour America’s Shittiest Website “The Coulter-Ingraham Show” Ah, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham. [fapfapfapfapfap] Such classy, leggy, blonde young ladies. [fapfapfapfap] I should very much like to cut them a check, if you know what I mean (and I think you do). ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel […]

The cover of the latest edition of National Review didn’t seem quite right, so I fixed it.

Shorter Victor Davis Hanson: We need a new kind of leader, one who shows his independence from Wall Street by cutting rich people’s taxes. Shorter Hans A. von Spakovsky: Executives must have a short-term economic incentive (and government subsidies) to rebuild the same businesses that short-term economic incentive caused them to destroy. Shorter David Kahane: […]

Shorter Ramesh Ponnuru: Some Washington Post writer doesn’t think he’ll burn in hell for voting Democrat, but I beg to differ. Shorter Larry Kudlow: Damn, Hillary must be on the rag — er, I mean, depressed. That’s it. Depressed. Shorter David Frum: The environment could be fixed if the commie tree-huggers would just stop hating […]

First, a fun fact: did you know that the “Shorter” routine has become so popular that even wingnuts are “shortering” their own posts? It’s true: “Shorter Jeff Goldstein: ‘I eat paste and the A-rabs, they make me a-scared!’â€? Well, yes. Anyway, down to business: Shorter David Frum: If only the Mexicans would embrace voodoo economics, […]

Victor Davis Hanson writes today (yes, today!:) But after the instability in Iraq and a cost nearing 400 combat deaths… US casualties in Iraq: 547. (Of which, 408 since the end of major combat operations.) Total coalition casualties: 647 (475 since the end of major combat operations.) Update: Several readers have pointed out that Hanson […]

ABOVE: “Moanin’ Mona” Charen Shorter Mona Charen, America’s Shittiest Website™ The NAACP’s Descent Since nobody’s lynching Negroes anymore, the NAACP can just shut the fuck up and go away now and stop using bogus charges of “racism” to try to turn America into a communist country. Oh, and one more thing: colored people calling white […]

John Derbyshire doesn’t like it when people refer to America as a “Nation of Immigrants”. So proud is he of his courageous nativist position, and the positive response it’s getting from the clay-eating white trash readers of NRO, that he repeats it, and adds the following for good measure: As a footnote, it seems lexicographically […]

The fact that this fascist got shut down by a battery of shields bearing “Trans Dykes are good and pure” is… mwa, delicioso! John Haywardyoublowme, Breit…ugh: Ann Coulter: Trump Should Withdraw Funding from Any School with Speech Codes … *glares at breitbart link* … *glare intensifies* Nope, sorry, I ain’t got in me yet to […]