My Agenda wants to beat up your facts

From Steve at No More Mister Nice Blog we find out about a report issued by Grover Norquist’s Americans for Tax Reform featuring ATR’s Cost of Government estimates. Besides the obviously amusing (i.e. that the cost of government is going up at an impressive rate under George “Fiscal Conservative” Bush) the report chronicles all manners of government evilness, including this tale of government regulations “killing” firemen:

In 2001 four firefighters unnecessarily lost their lives fighting the Thirty Mile Fire in Okanogan National Forest in Winthrop, Washington. The growing inferno had unexpectedly trapped the four firemen. As the firefighters waited for help, a bureaucratic battle got under way on whether using water from the nearby Chewuch River would endanger an EPA-protected fish that inhabited the site. Nine hours after the request, a helicopter dispatch crew was granted permission to use the river. Yet the blaze had grown to such force that an emergency helicopter team was unable to dose the fire and rescue the firemen. Earlier authorization and less regulation perhaps would have saved the firefighters. [Emphasis added.]

Being a curious bunch, we looked up the references given. One is a report published by The National Center for Public Policy Research. The other a newspaper article that quotes the same report. Our old friend LexisNexis provides the rest of the story:

The Columbian (Vancouver, WA.) November 18, 2001:

The government’s recent report on the Thirtymile Fire (link) concedes there was a two-hour delay in getting a helicopter with a water bucket to the fire. …

But even so, the Forest Service report quotes a Sept. 21, 1995, federal directive on endangered species considerations, stating there are “no constraints … if they place firefighters in danger.” [Emphasis added.]

Wait, there’s more:

Seattle Times, August 1, 2001:
“Water can be plucked from a river without permission from wildlife agencies during such an incident” said Elton Thomas, fire management officer for the Okanogan and Wenatchee national forests.”

Oh my, this tends to make the whole story look like a big pile of urban legend poop. Indeed, the claims that there were delays because of EPA regulations appears to be the work of Rep. Scott McInnis, R-Colo., chairman of the House Resources forests subcommittee. What evidence did he offer when making his initial accusation? “Confidential sources.” The claim was later repeated by Trent Matson, a GOP congressional candidate. Did he offer any evidence to support his claims? Sadly, No! The report issued by the Forest Service found (from The Oregonian, September 27, 2001) that:

Confusion among a dispatcher and manager over protected salmon in the Chewuch River delayed a helicopter from dipping water from the river to drop on the blaze for about two hours, the report said. A superior finally cleared the helicopter, which battled the fire for about two hours before the firefighters were trapped and killed.

Tragic as the deaths were, it sounds like lack of information about the content of regulations, rather than the regulations themselves, may deserve part of the blame. More important according to the same report (ibid:)

Some of the firefighters felt so safe as the fatal fire bore down on them, they recalled “hanging out,” “watching the show,” “taking pictures” and writing in their journals when they could have been taking steps to survive what turned into a fiery hell on Earth, investigators said.

Investigators, experts and relatives of those killed were frustrated and dismayed that fire commanders and crews had disregarded all 10 firefighter safety orders and overlooked 10 of 18 red-flag circumstances known to every firefighter as “Watch Out Situations.” They relied on outdated weather forecasts and did not evacuate the dead-end canyon even as others saw the fire flaring out of control, according to the 106-page investigation report released Wednesday by the U.S. Forest Service.

Seems a bit more complicated than Grover would have us believe.

 

How you got here

The closely guarded Sadly, No! logs reveal:

Top Search Strings:
site:www.sadlyno.com Amber Pawlik
”bisexual porn”
Amber Pawlik

That looks about right to us.

 

We Bet He does, Mike!

On Tim Russert’s Meet the Circle Jerkers yesterday, the Washington Post’s Mike Allen gave the inside scoop on Bush’s Baghdad visit:

This White House says the president likes surprises, which is why the aides are threatened with excommunication if they leak his announcements.

Did Allen mean things like:

Surprise, I’m piling up debt faster than my brother can get it on with Thai hookers!? Or:
Surprise! Joe Wilson’s wife is a covert CIA agent!? Or:
Surprise! Saddam Hussein didn’t have any WMD we can find!?

Probably (and sadly,) No! Meanwhile, shortly before Tim Russert climaxed, he offered this:

Air Force One streaked through the skies, over 600 miles per hour

Wow, that sounds like AF1 might be a Boeing 747 or something. Who knew?

As for Doris Kearns-Goodwin, she reminds us yet again that her only good insights are the ones she plagiarizes from other authors with this gem of her (?) making:

you realize that everything else seems to be in their [president’s] control. … They go on a diet, cottage cheese is brought into the room; they go off the diet, the cakes come back.

Thanks Doris, please come back again soon.

Our thanks to Roger Ailes for pointing out Russert’s orgasm, and uggabugga for warning us about MTP MTCJ.

 

Liar, Liar, Uranium on fire

A reader draws our attention to this AP article:

Iraq Scientists: Lied About Nuke Weapons

Iraqi scientists never revived their long-dead nuclear bomb program, and in
fact lied to Saddam Hussein about how much progress they were making before
U.S.-led attacks shut the operation down for good in 1991, Iraqi physicists
say.

Before that first Gulf War, the chief of the weapons program resorted to
“blatant exaggeration” in telling Iraq’s president how much bomb material
was being produced, key scientist Imad Khadduri writes in a new book.

Other leading physicists, in Baghdad interviews, said the hope for an Iraqi
atomic bomb was never realistic.

Sounds much like the Bush plan for turning this whole thing over to Cha-Cha-Chalabi and strolling down Baghdad’s newly paved Bush Boulevard.

 

It would, if only it were an actual word and if it meant what you think it means

Is it? Does it? Sadly, No!

Writing on the plight of Wal-Mart shopper Patricia VanLester who was knocked unconscious by fellow shoppers, Andrew Sullivan writes:

I’m sorry but these people are out of their minds. Suddenly, the German term Konsumterrorismus makes a certain amount of sense.

The German term Andy is presumably thinking of is Konsumterror (talk about being obsessed with terrorism, but we digress.) But Konsumterror refers to the prevalence of advertising in society, and the resulting inability to escape being bombarded with ads. How this relates to an excessively enthusiastic herd of Wal-Mart shoppers remains, well, unclear.

Suddenly, the bogus nature of Andy’s intellect makes total sense.

 

Guess we’re not going to be getting Alexa updates anytime soon

On July 24, 2003 our friend, acquaintance, highly entertaining conservative Andrew Sullivan wrote:

HOME NEWS: A new record for the site: according to Alexa.com, this blog just reached its highest ever ranking on the web. Thanks again.

We guess there’s been a steep decline in the demand for Sully’s brand of headline-scanning, Bush-loving, St. Augustine-imitating, anonymous email-posting conservatism with a twist.

load the image you fools!

 

Shorter Mark Steyn

These five regimes must go

I’ve listed the names of the five countries we should invade next using only lower caps, so you (and they) know I mean business.

This post is dedicated to skippy the bush kangaroo, blogtopia’s (yes, he coined that phrase!) original lover of all things lower caps.

Shorter concept inspired by busy, busy, busy from an idea by D-Squared.

 

If things were any better, there’d be no room for improvement

So let’s all be thankful that things in Afghanistan are only almost FUBAR:

Nancy Lindborg of Mercy Corps, the American aid group, says: “We’ve operated in Afghanistan for about 15 years and we’ve never had the insecurity that we have now.”

People have been threatened by the Taliban and al Qaeda. They have put leaflets in mosques and sent letters saying they will burn down the house and cut off the nose of anyone who tries to participate in the constitution,” said Omar Satib, an official at the election office. “We put announcements on the radio, but people are just not ready to come.”

A law passed in the mid-70s prohibiting married women from attending high-school classes was upheld in September by President Hamed Karzai’s government… Sayed Ahmad Sarwari, the deputy education minister, [said] he didn’t know the exact number of women who have been expelled, but that it was “possibly more than two or three thousand”.

The UN reported that opium-growing families were making an average $US3900 a year against the gross domestic product per capita of $US184, based on 2002 estimates.

Nov. 29 ? Next month, when Afghanistan holds a national council to adopt its new constitution, 64 of the 500 seats will be held by women, but some of those women already are getting death threats.

Officials said that is the bloodiest period in Afghanistan since U.S. forces overthrew the Taliban in late 2001 for sheltering Saudi-born Osama bin Laden and members of his al Qaeda network, blamed for the September 11 attacks in the United States.

Kevin Drum thinks Bush deserves 4 out of 10 for Afghanistan. That seems a bit generous to us.

 

Fight the Hollywood left!

With the Hollywood right, but of course!

In this old (but new to us) TV commercial produced by Citizens United, former US Senator (and Law & Order’s poor man’s Adam Schiff) explains why he thought it important to support President Bush’s war of preemption, liberation, Thanksgiving turkey serving against Iraq:

With all of the criticism of our President’s policy on Iraq lately, Americans might ask what should we do with the inevitable prospect of nuclear weapons in the hands of a murderous and aggressive enemy. Can we afford to appease Saddam? Kick the can down the road? Thank goodness we have a president with the courage to protect our country. And when people ask: “What has Saddam done to us” I ask, “what had the 9-11 hijackers done to us… before 9-11?”

Dude, your mind tricks are wicked awesome.

 

Separated at Birth?

Future Iraqi president convict Ahmad Chalabi BlobServer.jpg
and never convicted pornographer Larry Flint. flynt.jpg