Posted on October 28th, 2005 by Brad
Posted on October 28th, 2005 by Brad
Posted on October 28th, 2005 by Brad
So I just watched Keith Olbermann show pictures of diseased lungs on MSNBC, and my first thought was, “Damn, I could go for a smoke right now.”
Anyone who tells you that nicotine isn’t addictive is insane. (Or just senile like Bob Dole.)
The good news is, it’s been more than two weeks since I’ve had a cigarette. I think I’m over the worst.
UPDATE: Now Keith’s doing a segment called “Criminal Poo Fling.” And people wonder why the media gets such a bad rap…
Posted on October 28th, 2005 by Brad
Let’s see if we can spot the logical flaws in JB Williams’ latest column:
Liberals Commit Political Suicide
By JB WilliamsIt?s common knowledge that even long before Republicans won control of the Executive and Legislative branches of government, Democrats relied upon the Judicial branch to advance their agenda.
Yes, long before the Republicans ran the government, the Democrats used the judicial branch to undermine the power of the legislature that they themselves controlled.
Makes sense so far.
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Posted on October 27th, 2005 by Brad
If you feel like giving yourself a migraine, check out the Doc’s latest song, “Scary Kerry.”
It’s one of his better-structured pieces, but even so… well, it’s still Dr. BLT. Here’s a sample of the lyrics:
Scary Kerry’s (unintelligible)
Makes me so afraid
Every time I think about him
Holding a grenade
How much of a warrior?
The country won’t be safe
If he wins election day
And the (unintelligible) screen displays his face.
Yeah, I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about either, but that’s part of the Doc’s charm. Like I said to Gavin recently, Dr. BLT is the kinda guy who could only exist in California:
Stay groovy, Doc.
Posted on October 27th, 2005 by Brad
Harriet Miers withdraws her nomination. I’m sure FreedomPundit is thrilled.
I hope that this, coupled with the public flogging of Michael “Heckuva Job” Brown, sends a message to GOP hacks everywhere: if Bush offers you a job for which you are dangerously unqualified, stay away.
Posted on October 27th, 2005 by Brad
If there’s one thing Michelle Malkin excels at, it’s keeping her sub-brain dead readers in a perpetual state of fear and anger. In Michelle’s world, there’s always some cabal of malicious non-white people who are conspiring to harm God-fearing suburbanite Americans, be they traitorous World War II-era Japanese, gordita-munching Mexican immigrants, or suicide-bombing Islamofascists. However, I think Michelle’s greatest talent is her ability to generate frothing wingnut outrage at some crazy college professor that no one’s ever heard of.
It all started when Dr. Kamau Kambon, who has occasionally taught African-American Studies at North Carolina State University, attended a panel at Howard University Law School and basically advocated killing white people. It was an admittedly retarded thing to say, but given the fact that no one has ever heard of him before, and he has no real power or influence, do we really care? If you’re Michelle, then sadly, yes. Here’s what she wrote:
If there were such thing as a truly fair and balanced media, you’d have already seen as many stories about Kambon’s comments as there were about Bill Bennett’s comments, which were taken wildly out of context.
Where’s the Associated Press now?
B-b-buh-but Bill Bennett is a nationally syndicated talk show host! And he’s a former education secretary! And he was the nation’s first drug czar! Kamau Kambon, on the other hand, is… well, he’s just some random loon (not that Bennett isn’t a loon, mind you- he just happens to be an somewhat important loon)!
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Posted on October 27th, 2005 by Gavin M.
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Would this be too mean? After all, we have our souls to consider.
Posted on October 26th, 2005 by Brad
Another ingenious piece from WorldNetDaily:
Amazon reviewers give ‘Marketing of Evil’ 5 stars
WND Managing Editor David Kupelian’s new blockbuster book ? “The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised as Freedom” ? has garnered a rare five stars on Amazon.com, based on reader reviews.
Wow! And when the prestigious Amazon reviewers praise a book, you know it must be good!