Sadly, No!

WorldNetDaily’s latest headline says it all: “L.A. Times Admits False Claim About Falwell.”

A column by a rabbi published in the Los Angeles Times falsely asserted Rev. Jerry Falwell claimed lesbian actress Ellen DeGeneres played a role in the 9-11 attacks and Hurricane Katrina because she was the host of the Emmy Awards before both events.

The Times ran a correction explaining the Baptist minister “made no such claim.”

Yeah, only a nut would say something that crazy! Sane people, on the other hand, say things like this:

I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians… the A.C.L.U., People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say, “You helped (September 11) happen.”

Yeeesh, shape up, L.A. Times. The Reverend Falwell’s got a reputation to maintain.

Or to put it another way: “OMG ROFLMFAO MSM PWN3D LOL!!1!!”

Escaped Miami rape suspect caught.

And is it just me, or do all sex offenders have skeezy-assed mustaches?

I picked up a used copy of Madden 05 for ten bucks last week (I’m too cheap to get the new one). Good God what an addictive game.

Man, I’ve had a weird morning. I stumbled home from the local bar at around midnight (I was watching the Pats dismantle the Jets). I then proceeded to fall down in the bathroom. I’m not sure how long I was there, but I eventually crawled back into bed. And now I’ve sobered up and can’t get back to sleep.

At any rate, I’ve decided to kill some more brain cells by reviewing the latest piece by WorldNetDaily columnist David Kupelian. It’s called “‘Brokeback Mountain: the Rape of the Marlboro Man.” Let’s check it out:

“Brokeback Mountain,” the controversial “gay cowboy” film that has garnered seven Golden Globe nominations and breathless media reviews ? and has now emerged as a front-runner for the Oscars ? is a brilliant propaganda film, reportedly causing viewers to change the way they feel about homosexual relationships and same-sex marriage.

Mostly because it portrays homosexuals as actual people with real emotions, rather than the debauched, decadent horn-dogs they are in real life.
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Here is some genuinely good news from Iraq:

Unexpectedly low support from overseas voters has left Ahmed Chalabi — the returned Iraqi exile once backed by the United States to lead Iraq — facing a shutout from power in this month’s vote for the country’s first full-term parliament since the 2003 invasion. […]

With 95 percent of a preliminary tally from the Dec. 15 vote now completed, Chalabi remained almost 8,000 votes short of the 40,000 minimum needed for him or his bloc to win a single seat in the 275-seat National Assembly, according to election officials. Without a seat in the assembly, Chalabi would presumably be unable to obtain a post in the resulting government.

And keep in mind, this is the same guy the neocons wanted to install as Iraq’s leader after the invasion.

While we waddle off the effects of last night’s hillocks of roast beef and oysters (in our new pair of Docs), ‘Tardo’s in great game, mushing Mark Steyn into a bloody paste.

Steyn: If human, now afraid to leave the house.

I’ve decided to take a quick break from my Christmas festivities to bring you this article about gay television from AgapePress:

Officials with the American Family Association say they expect a massive public outcry to erupt over the recent announcement that two homosexual cable networks will soon be widely available, compliments of some major cable carriers that provide services to millions of American homes. As a result, homosexual-oriented programming will be available around the clock for the first time.

“One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock- GAY!
Four o’clock, five o’clock, six o’clock- GAY!
Seven o’clock, eight o’clock, nine o’clock, GAY

We’re gonna GAY around the GAY toGAY!”
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One A, two B+’s and a B. While this might not seem spectacular, it’s pretty impressive when you consider that I really suck at accounting and managed not to fail it. I guess I’m smart enough to get through grad school after all.

Tha’ Swanksta asks:

Once one defends the unborn child in the womb on a moral base, how then could an ethical individual ever change to becoming a defender of slaying a womb infant?

It’s a really good question, and I’d answer it if I knew what the hell it meant.

Bonus Swankism (emphasis mine):

Today if one stands up in a secular classroom to debate against Darwin, he is derided. Mark it down that liberals are not liberal-minded. They are extremely closed-minded. If you do not agree with their nomenclature, conclusions, linguistic styles, postures and so forth, you are classified as an ignoramus.

Y’think the Pastor’s upset that we’ve been laughing at his syntax? Yeah, me too. Merry Christmas, bitchez.

Luda Clauz sez, “Ho, ho, HOOOOOOOOO!”

Thanks to reader Tim, we find out it was a big erreur to leave Canada:

Group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Wednesday as it lifted a ban on so-called ?swingers? clubs.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.