Time to Get Out of Iraq

God I hope this means we can leave give the Iraqis their country back:

A timetable for withdrawal of occupation troops from Iraq. Amnesty for all insurgents who attacked U.S. and Iraqi military targets. Release of all security detainees from U.S. and Iraqi prisons. Compensation for victims of coalition military operations.

Those sound like the demands of some of the insurgents themselves, and in fact they are. But they’re also key clauses of a national reconciliation plan drafted by new Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, who will unveil it Sunday. The provisions will spark sharp debate in Iraq—but the fiercest opposition is likely to come from Washington, which has opposed any talk of timetables, or of amnesty for insurgents who have attacked American soldiers.

But in Iraq, even a senior military official in the U.S.-led coalition said Friday that the coalition might consider a timetable under certain circumstances. And the official was careful to point out that a distinction needs to be made between terrorists and the resistance.

This is our best chance to get out of Iraq. It’s time to declare victory and come home.

 

The Kos made us do it

Via Atrios and then Hunter at Kos, we read this from TNR’s Martin Peretz:

An old professor of mine once warned me against writers who use capital letters for emphasis. Good advice she gave me. Capital letters suggest some imbalance in the mind of their employer. […]

So here goes: THE NEW REPUBLIC is very much against the Bush tax programs[.] [Emphasis, in the form of balanced bolding, added.]

So what is there to say about a magazine that feels compelled to capitalize its entire name?

 

Shorter Wall Street Journal Editorial

A Net Loser

What’s good for the phone companies is good for the country.

 

You only tell me, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

Whoa, can you feel the love?

Amnesty International is just a few liberal British attorneys who formed an organization to further their views. At least that’s how they started out, though perhaps they employ more people now.

Those damn liberals and their human rights. Still, it made us wonder what other “organizations” could be similarly dismissed based on their suspicious origins.

  • The United States is just a few slaves-owning British guys who founded a country to further their views. At least that’s how they started out, though perhaps they employ a few more people now.
  • National Review is just a few Negro-hating white guys who founded a magazine to further their views. At least that’s how they started out, though perhaps they employ a few more people now.
  • Microsoft is just a few geeks who founded a software company to further their views. At least that’s hwo they started out, though perhaps they employ a few more people now.

Needless to say, you are expected to come up with better, funnier examples in the comments. Extra credit goes to those who use al-Qaeda.

As for Amnesty, the story of its origins is obviously suspect:

How did Amnesty International start?

More than four decades ago, the story of two Portuguese students sentenced to seven years’ imprisonment for raising a toast to freedom horrified British lawyer Peter Benenson. He wrote to the British newspaper, The Observer, calling for an international campaign to bombard authorities around the world with protests about the “forgotten prisoners”. On 28 May 1961 the newspaper launched his year long campaign, Appeal for Amnesty 1961, calling on people everywhere to protest against the imprisonment of men and women for their political or religious beliefs – “prisoners of conscience”.

Damn communists.

 

Video Friday is ‘Why They Suck and We Rule’

…Featuring a musical interlude.

With customary pride and glee, we present the famous William F. Buckley/Noam Chomsky episode of Crossfire, from 1969, in which Buckley appears as a lax-muscled, oleaginous bullying toad, dripping with self-consciously upper-class toad blech, and Chomsky is an honest guy from the New York Jewish intellectual milieu who says things politely that make sense, grounded in a moral view of the world.

Many years and many hundreds of millions of wingnut-welfare dollars later, Buckley’s project has blossomed into the rare and wondrous bouquet that is K-Lo, Jonah Goldberg, J-Pod, Mark Levin, and Ramesh Ponnuru. As for Chomsky… Well, who would you rather hang out with, given the choice?

Part I:

Musical Interlude:

Part II:

And that’s why we rule, and they suck!

 

Anndolf Coutler

Yglesias points us to this nifty “Coulter or Hitler?” quiz. I recommend that everyone give it a try.

I got 12 out of 14 correct, but that was only because I detected subtle style differences in the writing that tipped me off. Content wise, it is nearly impossible to tell the two of them apart.

 

‘Townhouse’ Update [updated]

As the Kosgate scandal develops, we’ll be reprinting diktats from the super-secretive Townhouse list, which is the hidden engine that drives the whole left-blogosphere.

Hey guys,

I’ve told TBogg to focus on local political races and to work the slogan, “Had enough?” into his posts, but he keeps doing that same old basset hound stuff again and again. Also, yesterday was Hat Day, and TBogg was not wearing a hat. I’m sorry, but patience only goes so far. One more chance then we cut him loose.

Markos

Markos,

Yesterday was Green Shirt Day, not Hat Day, and if you want to get mad at someone, try Gilliard. Is he covering the Ned Lamont campaign with Nedrenaline? I would say not.

Best,
Tad Boggington

PS: If you cut me loose, I’ll join Pajamas Media and you’ll be crying. Just sayin’.

At least I don’t have a picture of me in a cowboy hat riding a pony all over my site. What is that, anyway?

Markos, I mailed the check to who you said, ok?

-Steve

Hey guys,

No ads this week for anyone who misses the latest from Pelosi.

And when I say no ads, I mean yanked, ok?

Message discipline, people! It’s how to win.

Markos

Oh hell, I’ll work it into a caption or something. Jeez Louise.
-Norbizness

Markos, may I implore you once again to lever the power of your position in order to highlight the abject clowing of the press corps in regard to the War on Gore, 2000?

Clowning, I say! The clowning of the press corps was abject.

Bob

Hey guys,

I’ve banned Bob Somerby from the list. Patience only goes so far.

Markos

Does anyone know what these Blackberry things are for? I think you can send email from them, but they don’t light up or make a noise or anything.

John in DC

Hey guys,

Nobody mention the Jerome thing, ok? I’ll cut your throat from ear to ear and dance peeing on your body. Also, ads are cut off for anyone not attacking the New Republic this week. I’m looking at you, TBogg, and you, Ailes.

Markos

Is it “Nedrenaline” or “Joenertia” this week? Let me know.
Atrios

Update from comments (below the fold):

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Why I Don’t Watch Hannity & Colmes

I can stomach O’Reilly, Cavuto and Gibson just fine, but watching Hannity & Colmes makes me positively ill. Example:

COLMES: Ann, I’d like to know. You just made an accusation against —

HANNITY: Liberals.

COULTER: Yes, I’ve made it before.

COLMES: — and you have basically said that, what, they like terrorists —

COULTER: Affection for terrorists, yes.

COLMES: What liberal has affection for terrorists?

COULTER: All of this defense of Saddam and —

COLMES: Well, who?

“The man on first!”

“I don’t know!”

“Third base!”

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Insert Title

There’s an item today from the ever-sober and wonderful Josh Marshall at Talking Pants Memo that I think needs an asterisk and a footnote.

I’m a bit confused. I’m hearing a lot of reports about Republicans chanting about staying in Iraq forever, the danger of ever withdrawing our troops. There’s Cheney. There’s Frist. I can’t say I’ve done a systematic scan of all media. I’m just saying what I’ve happened across during a day of work. And I’m not seeing any Dems. Not hearing any clear message.

What Republicans want is More of the Same.

That’s the motto. More of the Same.

The president says he wants to stay in Iraq for at least three more years. Virtually every Republican agrees. Three more years. They approve the course the president has set.

They’re for More of the Same. They don’t have a plan. They just want to stay indefinitely.

They’re just for More of the Same.

As far as I can tell — and I’m not the smartest or most sober guy ever, but I can often make up for it by doing really focused due diligence — the reason we’re in Iraq is that there’s oil there; and we’re building permanent military bases because we intend to maintain a presence in Iraq for the foreseeable future, in regard to that oil, which would otherwise be on the market where such entities as China would be competing for it equally. It’s not about WMDs, or about removing a threat, nor about ‘spreading democracy,’ and never was; but about the simple fact that there isn’t very much oil left unclaimed in the world, and whether ensuring a supply of it militarily, through conquest, is a good or bad thing geopolitically (I wonder about that often, with clammy discomfort), the current administration is an administration of oilmen, who are also focused almost exclusively on the needs of people like themselves.

So no, they’re not leaving. They intend to stay. And they can’t cite a reason for that which doesn’t make them eligible for the penalties meted out at Nuremberg, under the charge of ‘conspiracy to wage an aggressive war.’

By which I refer to a sentence of hanging, which is ugly talk. But we ought to know what we’re talking about here.

We’re talking about an invasion of a sovereign nation for the purpose of controlling their resources. And that’s not in the least strange or unprecedented, historically. And I’m not Noam Chomsky, bless his stalwart heart. But we ought to realize that below the daily scrim of words, of charges and countercharges, there’s a core of rationality to this policy, for which it’s up to us to decide whether it’s good or evil, inept or shrewd (and I know what my conscience has told me). But not under any illusions of American exceptionalism or benificence, nor purely in the language of politics.

Geopolitics is, in the last resort, ugly. People are hurt, lives are ruined, bodies are violated by crude scraps of metal flung through the air, the stench of the dead rises to God in heaven. And I certainly don’t know whether there’s a God or a heaven, or a Great Cosmic Interconnectedness like you think of when you’re stoned on the cheeba, or whether death is such a big deal in the scheme of things, or anything like that; but I posit a God sometimes for the sake of making decisions that aren’t touched by scrabbly, graspy human pettiness, and it seems to work, so it’s a habit I’m happy to keep. And by that metric, we ought to be getting a little smarter here.

The US conquered Iraq, invaded it militarily under no provocation, and the US intends to stay there doing anything it wants, while feeding any rationalization that seems to work to its own citizens and to the world. To say anything else is not a polite fiction, but a crude, dick-out, flagrant, screaming stench-pile of fool-ourselves nonsense.

It’s the worst kind of lie — the lie to oneself. And life is filled with lies like that. The world is a pageant of them, in a sense. But we don’t have swallow the bigger ones cold, all the time.

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Fink Tanks: Wingbot Edition

To follow up both Bradroquette’s post on transhumanism, and Atrios’s funny reply to it, I offer the following treasure of wingnuttery:

The Lifeboat Foundation, an NGO whose purpose is “to ensur[e] that humanity adopts the increasingly powerful technologies of genetics, nanotechnology, and robotics safely as we move towards a technological singularity.”

“Safely”? So we’re talking about ethics here, huh? An agency that might, say, concern itself with Francis Fukuyama’s reasonable concerns about unethical technological applications? That would be a noble enterprise, right? Indeed it would be, but somehow I doubt that the crackpots who compose Lifeboat take any grounded ethical concerns to heart.

Rather, their collective mind is singularly fixed on immortality for a select few. Their leader is Ray Kurzweil, known as a loon or a visionary, depending on whom you ask.

But never mind Kurzweil: let’s examine what intellectual clout this think tank can command. Who are their experts, who are the geniuses they call on to solve the sticky problem of achieving an oligarchy of immortals while preventing the necessary technology from destroying everyone (or, at least, everyone that matters) in the process?

Well, one such expert is Jeff Goldstein, who I think advises them on how Moore’s Law applies to quantum-paste microchips. Yes, it’s that Jeff Goldstein. What’s funny is that on Lifeboat’s member page you have a long list of names with “Ph.D.” behind them and squeezed-in among them is simply “Jeff Goldstein” with no affixed credentials. How lonely it must feel!

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