The Collective Guilt “Continuum”

There’s been a lot of talk about Alan Dershowitz’s latest rationalisation for Israel’s murder of civilians. Digby references Ward Churchill. Billmon finds a Dershowitz clone and then references Osama bin Laden, after he nails what is really behind Dershowitz’s latest excusal of Israel’s war crimes: ethnic tribalism/racism.

Dershowitz used to have a fine mind but now, if Israel does something, no matter how depraved, he feels obliged to justify it. Torture, murdering civilians — if Israel set up Adam Yoshida’s precious “human-sized microwaves” (basically the Zyklon-B dynamic updated as a fine Kenmore with stainless steel appliques, and also no doubt handy for cooking those extra-large bags of butcher-porn popcorn) and melted Palis wholesale, Dershowitz would find a way to make that legal and moral, too. And what’s good for Israel is, of course, good for the U.S. Or, put another way, what one country/in-group has done in monstrous abuse of the filthy wogs/out-group, might be fun for another country to try.

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Guilty Pleasure Bands

Quick survey- what’s your biggest guilty pleasure band? Mine is Oasis.

 

Good Ol’ Hannity

Amazing. Just listen to this. It’ll be worth your time.

 

Guy Talk!

Brio Mag, Focus on the Family’s teen magazine for girls, has posted yet another edition of “Guy Talk,” where they interview some Christian rockers who lie and say they don’t like it when women wear sexy clothes. This week’s featured guests are the ever-so-wholesome boys from the pop-punk trio the Jonas Brothers! Let’s check it out:

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Guy Talk

Maybe you’ve heard the pop-punk sounds of three brothers: Kevin (18), Joseph (16) and Nicholas Jonas (13).

Well no I haven’t, to be honest. But thanks to the miracle of YouTube, now I can!

Hmm. They sound like the Jackson 5, but whiter and more closeted. Anyway, let’s hear from they have 2 say about grrrrls:

While on the road, they shared advice and thoughts on the guy-girl thing.

What’s the hardest aspect of a relationship?

“Maintaining the relationship. But there’s also physical temptation and being on the same spiritual level, which can be difficult.� —Kevin

“Dude, that line has bagged me so many chicks…”

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‘It’s Easy For Me But Not For Thee’

David Adesnik, dork extraordinaire, offers a self-serving analysis of why Israel’s so easy to write about for wingnut bloggers, but is difficult for lefties to discuss:

Clearly, something else besides complexity is preventing liberal bloggers from writing about Israel. I would suggest that there is a part of the online left which is so viciously anti-Israel that moderates have been intimidated into silence. Let’s hope that this kind of viciousness never migrates off line, where it might threaten bipartisan support for Israel.

Contra Adorknik (whose schtick is “civility” but whose tolerance for extremist and indecent positions from the Right is only matched by his intolerance for decent and often even-handed positions from the truly Left of Center; quick, someone get him a date with Mark A. Kleiman), I would suggest that, “clearly”, lefties are hesitant to talk about Israel because:

a) We’re sick to fucking death of being called anti-semites which, since wingnuttia thoroughly internalized Norman Podhoretz’s absurd and wickedly dishonest formulation that criticism of Israel = anti-semitism, is the inevitable reaction to any writing we do on Israel, because

b) We tend to deal with Israel-Palestine evenhandedly. This, of course, is the true crime in the eyes of the Right, which sees through its tribalist, nationalist and sectarian filters any criticism of Israel or America as inherently immoral. Hence their bullshit “moral equivalence” hectoring.

c) We think there’s plenty of guilt to go around and it stems from two of the nastiest urges in human history: tribalism and religion. Since the Right loves the identity politics of extreme tribalism and thinks religion in general is the bee’s knees, it’s going to be more enthusiastic about taking sides and

d) The right wing loves war for its own sake — or perhaps it’s better to say, loves the idea of “righteous slaughter” for its own sake. Wingnuts are either butchers, butchers by proxy, or connoisieurs of butcher porn. They love the smell of incinerated civilians in the morning, of this I have no fucking doubt, so long as the civies are “heathens” or “useful idiots” (like the Lebanese who apparently should have murdered all of Hezbollah on their own or else be deemed guilty enough to deserve “collateral” damage) or “wogs”. Slaughter is what gives them purpose, what makes them feel morally alive, what gives them direction in life. For wingnuts, neutrality is only for the Swiss while disgusted and appalled wholesale condemnation is only for appeasers and traitors. A side must be taken, a purely good and purely evil declared. Wingnuts are Manichean for things about which they have imperfect knowledge and irrational biases. We’re only Manichean for things about which we do have perfect knowledge because such things are from within our own culture and socio-political context — if it comes from without, we just try to be as objective as we can, which is a damn sight better than the wingnuts’ tidy formulation that ‘if it’s American or Israeli it must be good, and if it’s anything else, it’s evil.’

 

I… Buh… Guh… I Mean, My God.

Marie Jon”s buddy Fee Benamon has a new column up about healthcare in America, and it’s really bad. And when I say “bad,” I mean it’s a bloody tragedy. Seriously, this sucker is like the the MacHamlet Lear and Juliet of Renew America columns. I feel like Fee’s columns are Satan’s way of getting back at me after I told him I’d sell my soul for a can of Steel Reserve, and then signed Gavin’s name on the contract.

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Healthcare isn’t what it used to be, Part I

Felicia Benamon
July 24, 2006

We all have depended on the advice of our doctors, on nurses, and healthcare providers to keep us in balance, and in health.

I sure hope so. I’d hate to think you were getting medical advice from, say, Pastor Swank.

These days, gross negligence is common in today’s hospitals and in the healthcare industry. People’s lives are in the hands of healthcare providers, so it’s serious that they give people the correct information and correct medical care they need. But that is not always the case.

On a recent Montel Williams show, (Tuesday, July 18th), Montel highlighted “Hospital Horrors.”

Y’see, Fee & friends don’t believe anything that’s printed in The New York Times, WaPo, or any other “MSM” outfit because they “only print liberal lies.” So where do they go to learn the truth? Daytime talk shows, that’s where. I can’t wait to read Fee’s next column detailing the deadly trailer park hoochie epidemic she heard about on a Springer rerun.

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For Mal de Mer

People generally don’t like to talk about Israel, but sometimes people must.

And good people more now, I think. (This is the incident that led to the provocation that allowed the invasion of Lebanon.)

[Mal de Mer, who we know from way back now, lost two in-laws in Lebanon.]

[And this was the best thing that was written in English today.]

 

Swank Turns Over a New Leaf

Pastor Swank looks at how America sells arms to the world and wonders why we can’t we give peace a chance:

BUSH SELLS BILLIONS OF MUNITIONS TO SAUDIS

J. Grant Swank, Jr.

“The Bush administration announced Thursday a military equipment sale to Saudi Arabia, worth more than $6 billion, a move that may in part have been aimed at deflecting inevitable Arab government anger at the decision to supply Israel with munitions in the event that effort became public,� per David S. Cloud and Helene Cooper of the New York Times.

Now is that crazy or what? It’s crazy.

Totally, man. Hey, what if we took all the missiles we sold and turned them into flowers? Like, wow. Don’t think too hard about it, though: it’ll blow your mind.

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Above: The New Swank.

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Yoshida Watch ’06

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How long will it be until Adam Yoshida calls for the nuclear annihilation of Lebanon?

Honestly, we’ll probably forget to check. And then we’ll find a month from now that he also recommended, in that artificial policy-wonk tone for which he’s so justly known, the mass disembowelment and gibbeting of all non-Republican life forms and the renaming of Planet Earth to ‘Planet Jude Wanniski’ — with an immediate manned invasion of the moon, mandatory peeing in old Code Red Mountain Dew bottles, and the setting of massive prairie fires to speed up global warming.

And we’ll be like, ‘Oh, wow. Jeesh. Good thing people like that aren’t in charge of things, isn’t it?’

And then we’ll turn a little pale and lose our smile for a second, before pushin’ it on, on, ’til the break of dawn, keepin’ it strong, bangin’ a gong, and all that other stuff on the daily calendar (buy milk).

He’s out there right now thinking like a whirligig; you know he frickin’ is. You can hear him swishing the Funyun crumbs in the bottom of the bag like a dire maraca.

 

The Malkinization of History

Ah, Michelle Malkin. How silly can you get?

HEZBOLLAH’S FAVORITE NEWSPAPER
By Michelle Malkin · July 22, 2006 11:20 AM

Anonymous blabbers and their stenographers at the NYTimes are at it again:

The Bush administration is rushing a delivery of precision-guided bombs to Israel, which requested the expedited shipment last week after beginning its air campaign against Hezbollah targets in Lebanon, American officials said Friday.

The decision to quickly ship the weapons to Israel was made with relatively little debate within the Bush administration, the officials said. Its disclosure threatens to anger Arab governments and others because of the appearance that the United States is actively aiding the Israeli bombing campaign in a way that could be compared to Iran’s efforts to arm and resupply Hezbollah.

Reader Thomas W. writes: “Michelle, the NYT is doing it again. Throwing one of our best allies under the bus, and openly disclosing future military war plans against our enemies.” He sends a screen cap of the story:

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And adds: “What’s the difference between that and this?”

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“All in the Public Interest, right?”

Funny thing about that (my emphasis):

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