My Dark Secret Revealed

Rick Moran exposes my secret identity as a Hizbullah Islamoblogofascist operative:

Brad at Sadly, No! takes exactly the right attitude – for a Hizbullah toady. He condemns the offending photo as “unethical� and then adds the Hiz Spin:

Now, while I think it’s unethical for Reuters to photoshop any picture it runs, I have to ask… is there really that much of a difference between the two that justifies the wingnutosphere’s scream fest? I mean, to me it looks like the photographer mostly darkened the smoke in the picture so it’d look better in black-and-white. I can’t believe this is the best the wingnutosphere can come up with nowadays.

Moral blindness personified. It isn’t a question about whether there is little difference between the two pictures, the fact is that the doctored photo was done to elicit a greater emotional response from the reader.

Well, I didn’t receive my talking points from Hassan Nasrallah this morning (although I am, as you know, on the Terrorhouse e-mail list), so I’ll have to respond to this without input from my Masters in Lebanon. Let’s roll tape, shall we?

Here’s Exhibit A. It’s a photograph of Beirut after an IAF bombing run. As you can see, there’s just a teensy-weensy bit of smoking coming from the buildings, most likely resulting from an all-night steak’n’falafel bbq.

Here’s Exhibit B, the Evil Photoshopped version of Exhibit A. It generates a greater emotional response from the reader because the smoke is black, which is a very scary color. Also, there is slightly more smoke toward the top, which implies that the Israeli airforce bombed a cigar shop, in clear violation of the Tobacco Products Rights Treaty of 1972.

So there you have it. The first picture looks like sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and everything that’s wonderful when we’re together. The second picture looks like a black smoke death cloud of black smoky black DEATH.

To be slightly more serious about this: the photographer obviously deserved to get fired for what he did. Altering a picture in any way, shape or form is a major no-no for any professional photographer, and Reuters obviously needs to do a much better job of screening the pictures it runs.

However, the broader point is this: I fail to see how slightly darker smoke so drastically changes the context of the original picture as to justify the all-too-typical “MSM ARE TRAITORS!!11!” freak-out. When I look at the original, my first thought is, “Gee, that doesn’t look like a fun place to be in.” When I look at the photoshopped one, I think, “Gee, that doesn’t look like a fun place to be in. Plus, there’s black smoke.” If the photographer was really trying to ellicit a greater emotional response simply by adding a little extra smoke, he clearly did a piss-poor job of it.

Also, I’d like to respond to this:

This is the essence of propaganda which makes ‘ole Brad a truly useful idiot of Hizbullah. Even when presented with incontrovertible evidence he’s being taken for a fool, he goes right on acting and thinking foolishly.

Fair enough: the next time the Hizbullah-controlled Reuters prints a picture of smoke billowing out of Beirut, I’ll assume the smoke is of a slightly lighter hue in real life. I don’t want to be a fool or anything.

UPDATE: plover has an interesting theory about the unaltered picture that I hadn’t considered:

The original picture is probably no more smoke than you’d expect to see coming out of a hopping cigar club. It’s just Nasrallah & co celebrating their propaganda victories with a few Islamocommie Cuban stogies.

Heh. Indeed.

 

Busted Again

Eric Muller got us curious, and indeed, we found yet another attempt by the liberal MSM to tamper with photographic history, this time by AP photographer John Filo.

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Above: Original, unaltered photo

As we often say, the hating of freedom is truly endemic among liberals.

 

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Bradrocket adds: Eric Muller has made a similarly shocking discovery.

 

Apologies To J.J. Cale

Cokie

If you wanna hang out, you’ve got to pay her and hers to spout; Cokie.
If you wanna get down, down in Washington town; Cokie.
She’s so sly, she’s so sly, she’s so sly; Cokie.

If you got bad news, you wanna spin toward “truth”; Cokie.
If you’re outside the beltway loop, you might as well be poop; Cokie.
She’s so sly, she’s so sly, she’s so sly; Cokie.

If your man is Bush, and he needs a push; Cokie.
To hell with the facts, she’s got Bush’s back; Cokie.
She’s so sly, she’s so sly, she’s so sly; Cokie.

She’s so sly, she’s so sly, she’s so sly; Cokie.

 

Marty Peretz is Insane

Wow (my emphasis):

EVEN SOME PHOTOGRAPHS LIE:

Of course, they have to be doctored to lie. It’s Reuters which did the doctoring. Or, more precisely, Adnan Hajj, one of its photographers in Beirut. Reuters has admitted the faking and has fired the photographer from his job. The photograph was of smoke clouds billowing behind buildings targeted by the Israeli Air Force. The first picture showed light gray smoke; the second showed dark black smoke. Hajj’s contribution to Hezbollah was to intensify the damage done by the IAF. Is this serious? Probably.

Apparently, plumes of grey smoke over Beirut mean that everything is going just dandy, and that the Lebanese are only being bombarded by sunflowers and moonpies. But plumes of black smoke? Well, that makes it look like something bad might be going on, and maybe people might conceivably be getting hurt! Jeepers!

Gavin adds: LGF, Malkin, and the rest of the kill-crazies have been running amok on this fake-smoke thing all weekend. I promised myself I wouldn’t post a link to this recent cause celebre of the Holocaust revisionists, but the parallels are just too striking.

 

You Call This a Scandal?

It goes without saying that no news organization should ever doctor its photos. That said, the wingnutosphere’s latest “GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!11!”-fest over a poorly-doctored Reuters picture of Beirut leaves a lot to be desired. Here is the altered picture:

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The wingnutosphere’s complaint is that Reuters doctored the photo to smear Israel by making it look like there was a lot more smoke pouring out of the freshly-bombed buildings than there really was. Now, here is the undoctored picture:

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As you can see, there’s still a whole shitload of smoke billowing out of those buildings, even without being Photoshopped.

Now, while I think it’s unethical for Reuters to photoshop any picture it runs, I have to ask… is there really that much of a difference between the two that justifies the wingnutosphere’s scream fest? I mean, to me it looks like the photographer mostly darkened the smoke in the picture so it’d look better in black-and-white. I can’t believe this is the best the wingnutosphere can come up with nowadays.

 

Now You’ve Done It

Well, TBOGG asked for it, and now he’s inspired the wrath of a far more formidable opponent than Pattycakes could ever hope to be:

Any of you have a problem with Rush can just meet me at my home. I’m standing Naked in a Great Big Pentacle with my Hair swept back facing a Future of Religious Intolerance with the only weapons available to me; Fine Guitar Work, and Ritual Suicide. So There!
Tashikoma | 08.06.06 – 4:47 am | #

The Editorz had better go to battle stations, if he knows what’s good for him.


You’re truly fuct, TBOGG! The legions of Canuckistanoid
Robonerd Air Drummers nakedly declare blogging jihad!

 

Condi

Anyone else watching Condi on Meet the Press right now? It’s hands-down one of the craziest performances I’ve ever seen on an American news show, even nuttier than Newt’s “World War III” crack-up a few weeks ago. Her basic point today is that increasing violence in the Middle East is proof that the president’s policies are working. I mean, my God.

Tune in next week, when Bush declares victory in the war on terror after Baghdad explodes.

 

The Last Jihad

To follow up my earlier post about Joel C. Rosenberg, a.k.a., “The White House’s Official Prophet of Doomsday,” I bring you this classic piece from the esteemed Bartholomew, who dares to review Rosenberg’s end-of-the-world thriller The Last Jihad:

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The books themselves are standard schlock, although the novels may require considerable reworking for the big screen, since the first one features Saddam Hussein as a major character.

Oh, I don’t think it’ll be too hard finding a proper substitute…

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OK, back to Bartholomew’s review:

Reviewer Patrick Anderson describes The Last Jihad:

The president is James MacPherson — Vietnam hero, Wall Street legend, former governor of Colorado — who has succeeded George W. Bush. Between them, Bush and MacPherson have brought joy to our troubled land. The war on terrorism is won, Osama bin Laden is dead, and al-Qaeda is obliterated. Taxes are low, employment high and our hearts even higher: “Presidential promises made were promises kept. And the sense of relief is palpable.”

However, Saddam is plotting his “Last Jihad� just as Israelis and Palestinians are about to enjoy peace as the result of an oil bonanza. Israeli intelligence discovers that Saddam has acquired nuclear Scuds, and the novel ends with (*spoiler*) the US President nuking Baghdad.

All together now: BWAAAAAAAH-HAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!!11!11!

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Dear God, Why Hast Thou Foresaken Us and Left Us With George W. Bush?

Oh dear. This is not good (via the Carpetbagger Report):

Joel C. Rosenberg, who writes Christian apocalyptic fiction, told me in an interview this week that he was invited to a White House Bible study group last year to talk about current events and biblical prophecy.

Rosenberg said that on February 10, 2005, he came to speak to a “couple dozen” White House aides in the Old Executive Office Building — and has stayed in touch with several of them since.

Uh-oh… I’m feeling all… funny…

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