Oy

Now this is the type of wingnuttery I love to see! Mona Charen argues that the American public has been manipulated by terrorists into voting for Democrats:

The terrorists turned the Spanish election by the deft placement of a few bombs days before an election. They turned ours by killing 100 soldiers in Iraq in one month. (I know, it’s more complicated than that, but that’s how our enemies will interpret it.) That American voters would send such a message is deeply dismaying.

Earlier in the evening, Rick Moran chastised me for being childish and juvenile. And while I’m certainly very very guilty as charged, I would posit that if Rick had to put up with six years of hearing his political foes say that a victory for his party was a victory for mass murderers, I’m sure he’d feel a certain giddy satisfaction in seeing them ousted from power as well.

 

As They Listen For An Echo, I Hear Only A Roar

K-Lo (who, if Gavin’s still up, would do to have an exploded cigar photoshopped into that photo of hers*) says:

Not About Individuals [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

One thing seems clear: Santorum, Steele, seemingly Talent … angry Santorum haters aside, in many ways this wasn’t about individuals — certainly not in these instances. This was a throw-the-bums (re “Republican�) -out election — even if the guy I am voting for is not a bum.

Umm, not quite. Neither is this near-sweep neatly explained, as George Will among others tonight attempted, as a mere cyclical phenomenon. Nor is it explained by an “anti-corruption” wave, at least in the typical sense: William Jefferson and Bob Menendez both appear to have won their races. People aren’t giving a shit about chickenfeed corruption; rather, they are radically addressing the systemic corruption that is Bush-at-war.

No, what this election is about is telling George Bush, “Fuck you and everything you stand for, you rotten fuck-up.”

This is the beginning of the end of Bushism. The near-end of “rollback” as an ideology. The end of blowing up countries for the sheer thrill of it. Republicans weep tonight not for their actual losses but because they know they’ll not have a blank check again for perhaps a generation; and while they can take pride in the fact that they’ve destroyed 800 years of common law and made the entire world hate our fucking guts, many of them will regret it that they weren’t able to torture all Muslims just as many others among them will bemoan their failure to destroy social security. They did a hell of a lot of damage, but they’ll always believe that they were cheated out of doing more.

So, gloat over them. Laugh at their weeping. Try to resist, however, lapping up the sweet sorrow of their salty tears — delicious, no doubt, but poison. Anyway, we don’t exist to allow them to be a ‘loyal opposition”; instead, it’s our solemn duty to send them the way of the dodo. Some of them know what’s coming:

My guess is that any high ranking official at DOD who was around in 2003 is going to be spending most of the time getting ready for hearings, investigations, maybe worse. The more recent appointees at the top four or so levels may avoid the worst of it, though they too will be kept busy. But those on hand for the Iraq invasion are going to be facing non-stop Congressional interrogations. I suppose we’ll see an exodus from the Building shortly.

Let’s hope so.

Bonus Crackpot Watch: Larry Kudlow assumes the new Congress will be stupid enough to give reactionaries exactly what they want. Later on, his sore loser-ness comes out, predicts world financial meltdown because, you know, everyone in Asia likes Bush’s hawkishness which will be checked by the evil new Congress waaaaaaaah waaaah WATB.

*For her role as idiotic Santorum enthusiast, of course. And yes, double entendre intended.

 

OK, One More “Bwah-Ha-Ha,” and Then Bed

Hugh Hewitt is being really goddamn funny tonight. He basically blames the GOP’s loss on people like John McCain because they weren’t mean or partisan enough:

The public cares little for the “traditions” of the Senate or the way the appropriations process used to work. It demands results. Handed a large majority, the GOP frittered it away. The chief fritterer was Senator McCain and his Gang of 14 and Kennedy-McCain immigration bill, supplemented by a last minute throw down that prevented the NSA bill from progressing or the key judicial nominations from receiving a vote. His accomplice in that master stroke was Senator Graham.

[Gavin adds: Ha ha giggle chuckle chortle snork. Honestly, Hewitt is like a cautionary instance of a human soul completely sotted with lazy dishonesty. The fault lies with Republicans who weren’t extreme, arrogant, and corrupt enough… ]

It gets better, too. Here is the juiciest bit:

President Bush will not flag in the pursuit of the war, and Senator Santorum is now available for a seat on the SCOTUS should one become available.

Wow. I am literally speechless. G’night.

Gavin adds: Hehe were in yr base killing yuor doods!1!!

 

Dear GOP: How Are You Gentlemen?

Still watching the Missouri and Montana Senate races closely. However, I believe it’s time to say…

 

NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY, HEY, HEY!!
GOOD-BYE!!!

Warning: the following is an example of extreme childishness and poor sportsmanship. You have been warned.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

YOU LOSE, JERKS!! YOU LIGGITY, LIGGITY, LIGGITY LOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE!!!!

You want Speaker Pelosi? Oh, you BET YOUR ASS YOU GOT SPEAKER PELOSI!!!

Hey, Rick Santorum, why so glum? Oh yeah: because now you need to find a real job!! HAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!!!111!!! LOSER!!!!!

(OK, that is all the childishness I have for tonight. I will certainly have much, much more tomorrow. For now, though, have a good night.)

 

Woohoo!

Jim Webb has pulled ahead of George Allen…

 

“The Dog Has Caught The Car…”

That was Olbermann on MSNBC a minute ago. They’re predicting a minimum Democratic pickup of 29 seats, with a margin of error of 10.

PS: Bingo!1!!!

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[Hanx: SP]

 

I’ll Be Election-Blogging Later…

…but first I’ll be drinking some. I’ll either be deleriously happy, or ridiculously depressed. Either way, I should be back in a few hours…

Travis adds: I’m already back from the bar (polls close at 6 p.m. here in K-Y – not at 7, as the bar’s TV tuned to FoxNews said), so I’m-a drop the first of some possibly irrational exuberance, courtesy of The Deacon:

The good news is that Connecticut has re-elected Joe Lieberman. The bad news is that sweetest Senate result to date involves a Democrat winning.

Yum. Has anyone ever drank Amarula? Holy crap, that stuff is delicious in coffee. I’ll definitely be brewing up another cup.

 

Rawkin’ th’ Nite Away

I’ll be at Drinking Liberally tonight at the Middlesex in Cambridge at 8 for the Election Night Pahty. Make sure y’all stop by.

 

My Favorite GOP Attack Ads

Please post YouTube links to (unintentionally) funny GOP attack ads you’ve seen this year. Here are my personal three favorites:

1.) Vernon Robinson:

2.) Rick Santorum:

3.) Bob Corker: