Ain’t That Fresh?

From the Buchananite side that still manages to see the truth of the matter there’s this old tune:

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can’t deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars

And
I don’t need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
You’re power hungry sellin’ soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain’t that fresh
I don’t need your civil war

But if straw-chewing, reckneck rockstars don’t do it for you, Andrew Sullivan will, maybe:

I hope society rejects the neologism Christianist. Despite Sullivan’s protestations, I agree with William Safire:

Adding ist or ism to a word usually colors it negatively, as can be seen in secularist. … As Christianist, with its evocation of Islamist, gains wider usage as an attack word on what used to be called the religious right, another suffix is being used in counterattack to derogate those who denounce church influence in politics. … Let the listener or reader beware: -ist and -phobe, more often than not these days, are suffixes tacked on to words to turn them into fierce derogations.

To be sure, Sullivan claims that “the term Christianist is in no way designed to label people on the religious right as favoring any violence at all.” Fair enough. But Sullivan lost mastery of Christianist once it entered the public domain. The meaning of words is socially constructed. Words mean not just what the speaker intends, even if the speaker was also the neologist, but also what the listeners understand them to mean. (The technical term is intersubjectivity.)

Whether Sullivan intended Christianist to evoke Islamist, with the connotation of terrorist, or not, that is how I suspect most people take it. And that’s whay I suspect many people are not merely provoked, but deeply offended.

Unlike Perfesser Bainbridge who is plainly aghast at the equasion of ‘ist-y’ whackjobs here who are, in context, the perfect parallel of ‘ist-y’ whackjobs there, I hope that was precisely Sullivan’s intent because it would demonstrate Sully’s final acquisition of the point of all this shit: The War on Terra is a Civil War between fundamentalist maniacs whose devotion to a vengeful Bronze Age deity imperils us all.

The problem isn’t belief as such — there are sophisticated forms of theism which are, if not quite rational, fairly harmless — but fundamentalist, batshit belief. Or as Professor Terry Eagleton puts it:

The God Delusion does a very fine job indeed. The two most deadly texts on the planet, apart perhaps from Donald Rumsfeld’s emails, are the Bible and the Koran; and [Richard] Dawkins, as one the best of liberals as well as one of the worst, has done a magnificent job over the years of speaking out against that particular strain of psychopathology known as fundamentalism, whether Texan or Taliban. He is right to repudiate the brand of mealy-mouthed liberalism which believes that one has to respect other people’s silly or obnoxious ideas just because they are other people’s. In its admirably angry way, The God Delusion argues that the status of atheists in the US is nowadays about the same as that of gays fifty years ago. The book is full of vivid vignettes of the sheer horrors of religion, fundamentalist or otherwise. Nearly 50 per cent of Americans believe that a glorious Second Coming is imminent, and some of them are doing their damnedest to bring it about.

Jebus, Allah, Yahweh — save us from your fundie followers who are all more or less equally insane!

 

A Star is Reborn

Hey, remember Andrew Longman? You know, the wingnut writer extraordinaire whom Renew America kicked out for being too crazy? Well, he’s back now with a regular column for (where else?) WorldNetDaily. Suffice to say, he still hasn’t learned to write:

Needed in Iraq: 28% more John Wayne

By Andrew Longman

Remarkable in the rhetoric of all the major leadership voices on the Iraq issue is the repeatability; you can trust that again and again cookie-cutter responses of wrongness will be popped out, the same errors re-treaded with apparently no imagination whatsoever.

Try parsing that one, English majors. I diggity-diggity-dare you.

First, the No. 1 rule in Islamist-Arab politics is … kill the head guy. He who kills the head guy becomes the new head guy. Brutal, unpleasant, but true. So? The USA does not have legitimacy in the eyes of the Shia rebellion because it hasn’t killed Muqtada al Sadr outright. Because he is still around they believe he must be more powerful. So they follow him. Put a cruise missile through his window and he becomes instantly less popular.

Clearly, the Muslims have no concept of martyrdom.

The reason the Sunni insurgency is still around is because Saddam Hussein is still allowed to rave on TV like a wino driven by drugs manufactured in a genetically modified Babylonian goat.

Oh man… eep. How can I make fun of this guy if he’s doing all the work for me?

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Ads I Hate

I don’t watch very much television. In fact, the only things I watch on a regular basis are Lost and sports (OK, and Battlestar Galactica, but I normally go out on Friday nights and download BSG episodes from iTunes on Saturday, so that doesn’t really count). But whenever I do flip on the tube, I always find that certain ads really piss me off. Ads like this one:

Hey, Volkswagen? This ad isn’t really convincing me to buy your cars.

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Meet the New Gary, Not the Same
as the Old Gary

Two things:

1.) I will never, ever in my life again underestimate the Detroit Lions. Jeebus, that game was not easy to win. Hope Maroney and Vrabel are OK. Tom Brady and Corey Dillon are Bradrocket’s homiez.

[Gavin adds: see below.]

2.) Many of you have been asking why Gary Ruppert, the infamous Sadly, No! troll/illegal immigrant, wasn’t deported back to Mexico after the Democrats won last month’s elections. The answer is, he has. The Gary we’ve known and loved for the past eight or so months is now back in his home country, living on a steady diet of llama urine.


“Gary Ruppert misses you, amigos.”

However, this doesn’t mean that we’ve seen the last of “Gary.” You see, Gary Rupperts are a lot like Number Twos in The Prisoner. In other words, when one version of “Gary” fails to achieve his goals, the Republican Party quickly recruits another “Gary” to take his place. So ever since the GOP lost power in November, the “Gary” who’s been trolling in the comments has actually been this guy:

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Meet Omar al-Ruppert. He’s a former Afghan poppy farmer who was swept up and detained by the CIA back in 2001, and has spent the past five years down in sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. After the election, Omar was released from Gitmo and sent to Netvocates Headquarters, where he now works as a full-time right-wing Internets troll. How are you likin’ the new job, Omar?

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“P-p-p-p-please do not put me under water again!
I love my work! Bush akbar! America akbar!”

Now that’s the kind of attitude I like! I’m sure you’ll do just fine, New Gary. Welcome to Sadly, No!

Gavin adds: Hey check it out, Brad made a video:

Bradrocket replies: Ha, ha! That’s awesome, though my Patriots man-crush is actually Troy Brown.

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Somebody’s Day By Day Remix Entry

One of the two main contestants in teh Day By Day Remix Contest has submitted this entry.

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(See original here.)

Update: Pinko adds sound effects.

Either site might be working in the left-wing idiom or the right-wing idiom for any given remix, so there are no clues to be found in the jokes (if any) or subject matter (if any). There is only suckage or rulingness.

 

I Cited A Wacko, And You Can Too!

The Right-Wing Photoshop Challenge is heating up, BTW. We’ve got a new entry steaming up the bowl.

…Oh, this just in:

‘I Bought Nuke Poison, And You Can Too!’
Saturday, December 02, 2006
By George Kindel
FOX News

It’s the weekend, so what better to do than go online and buy the same radioactive material that killed a former Russian spy and has governments from Washington to Moscow wondering whether the Cold War really ever ended.

All it took was a simple Google search — “buy polonium 210 online� – and there, right at the top of my results, was a link to United Nuclear, a nifty little mail-order company in Sandia Park, NM, which I guess makes this desert crossroads the Mail-Order Nukes Capital of the World.

Sandia Park, it should be noted, is a skip from Sandia National Laboratories, home of America’s nuclear weapons research, so it’s reasonable to assume United Nuclear is selling top quality nuke, right?

But I digress…

Once on the United Nuclear site, I begin shopping…

Top left menu… there it is, under “Radiation & Nuclear,� click… radioactive isotopes.

Polonium-210? $69 (plus, $11.95 shipping and handling).

[…]

Now, to be fair, United Nuclear’s owner, physicist Bob Lazar, goes to great lengths on the site to explain why the amounts of Polonium-210 — and other radioactive materials — are not hazardous.

“The amount of Polonium-210, as well as any of the isotopes we sell, is an ‘exempt quantity’ amount,â€? Lazar’s Web site says. “These quantities of…

Whoah, whoah, hold on one second here.

Remember Bob Lazar from his last major escapade?

Yes indeed, it’s the same Bob Lazar. This is from his United Nuclear bio:

Over the following years, Bob was hired at a remote area of the Nevada Test Site known as Area 51/S4 to engage in some highly classified research, but managed to keep United Nuclear alive by hiring additional people to make up for his absence.

Oddly, this passed unremarked in the story. You’d think Fox Corporate would have sensed a synergy opportunity, considering that the network’s audience is so strongly coextensive with the UFO wackadoo community.

 

Kicked in the Booty

Hey Drum! How do ya like them apples, huh? Bring on Ohio State-Michigan in the national title game, baby! It. Is. So. On.

 

Aroo! Aroo!

Six Meat Buffet has entered the Photoshop Challenge…

Update: Although apparently they redirected the link to divert people who click over from here. (Wuh?)

Copy and paste into teh browser:
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/11/30/weve-been-challenged/

 

‘Empire’ Strikes Back

Wardorks aho-o-oy! Courtesy of (who else?) Glenn Reynolds:

The Coalition to Preserve Civilization

by Baron Bodissey

The Great Islamic Jihad is certain that Western Civilization is about to come to an end.

Islamic Fascism looks forward to the rule of the new Caliphate, in which the whole world will swear submission to Allah and bow five times a day towards Mecca. It aims to kill or enslave every person who will not accept its twisted vision of Islam.

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With the help of its allies among the world’s dictators and within our own media, it is confident that it will achieve its goal.

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But even as this beast tears at our throats, a new defensive force is being born, a determination to preserve all that is good and right and true within the Western world.

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Even as we are abandoned by our leaders, by the sophists in our academies, and by the propagandists of our major media, ordinary people are connecting with one another, and are ready to stand up and defeat those who would destroy us.

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Here in the 910 Group this force is symbolized by the Phoenix, reborn from the ashes of the World Trade Center in order to resist the onslaught of Islamofascism.

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A SadNo Exclusive

We have obtained a copy of the never-before-seen sixth chapter of Orson Scott Card’s novel, Empire:

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Empire, Chapter 6

The First Among Equals drummed his manicured fingers upon the tabletop
impatiently. He coughed violently, his sparrow-chested frame convulsing in
pain.

“Enough!� he shouted at the murmuring men seated around the lavender,
kidney-shaped conference room table. He picked at a blistered hole in the
otherwise immaculate vinyl surface in front of him as the men settled down,
abashed at this outburst.

“Enough of the niceties,� the FAE repeated. “Phase One of Operation
T.R.E.A.S.O.N. is complete. Reports!�

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