Sadly, No!

The prostitute lay back and considered her options carefully. And to think she was such a normal girl before the hippie commie brainwashing of (DRAMATIC MUSIC) a liberal-arts education!!! Eliana Johnson, National Discarded Sprue: Queer Gardens, Pocahontas, and Prostitutes It’s almost cute, when you get right down to it. The right-wing’s dual obsessions regarding academia. […]

~There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren’t worth what a pig could spit and it goes by the name of~ The National Review Online. Sir Victorious Davisson Hansonsonsonson von Hans, National Pew Pew Fantasy: America’s Big Fat Advantage Ha […]

Norman Podhoretz, the silliest living neoconartist since the late Irving Kristol left this Earth for the fiery fink tank of hell, recently sat down with Peter Robinson and Bernard Lewis for a chat aboard the post-election National Review Cruise of Resentment. One thing to know about Poddy is that he hasn’t changed since the 1970s; […]

Mona Charen and Mrs. Norman Podhoretz on Uncommon Knowledge, as taped on the post-election National Review failboat: At about 16:55 or so into the vid Charen channels David “Donner Party” Frum and spews the following: It is economically possible to raise children with just a mother in the home, and we see this throughout Western […]

I make no apologies for the title nor how it may ruin the camp (or erotic) value of bad 70s television Clarice Feldman, American … Fuck You: Newtown: Just Leave Us to Grieve in Peace Shorter (or the last port before Jungle): Shame on you, dirty liberals claiming kinship with the Sandy Hook shooting victims […]

A mental photograph of the current state of the collective right-wing following the recent election. Various National Review “Writers”, National Review It is very tempting to get over-optimistic about the results of the last election. While things aren’t perfect (way too many people were still willing to vote for an open sociopath out of tribal […]

Dr. Seuss don’t have to put up with this shit. He knows if people had a real choice, they’d choose the Who State, every damn time. William Voegli, National Eyebonger: Red, State, Blue State Shorter (or the last port before Jungle): Okay, maybe so-called studies have shown that people living in blue states live longer, […]

I give this a week before this is passed around unironically among the wingnuts. Kevin D. “Manly men can defy the laws of genetics with their alpha male musk” Williamson, National What’s Wrong With Your Face: The Last Radicals Not to spoil anything, but today’s bout of neuronal spasm is about education. And like all […]

Biden laughing at the right-wing shitstorm he knows he just started. Entire National Review: Every Goddamn post on the site Shorter entire bloody site: Biden is a poopyhead! At some point, you’d expect one of them to look at themselves and their desperate pleading and just let it go. Maybe enjoy the baffling gains The […]

Crawling in my ski~in! These wounds don’t seem to he~al! John H. Fund, National Erase: Dinosaur Conventions So how bad was the Republican National Convention? Shorter (or the last port before Jungle): WAAAAAHHHHHHH! Having conventions is like double Hitler! Can we just retroactively decide we didn’t have one? Or better yet that we didn’t have […]