Posted on December 14th, 2006 by Travis G.
There was a beautiful land called Fuh, and in this land there was a king. And everybody called him the Fuh King.
Shorter Michael Medved: Jews and Christians alike can celebrate Hanukah as a reminder of the importance of maintaining religious purity.
Shorter Rich Galen: I’d like to return Tom DeLay to the manufacturer, because he’s damaged goods.
Shorter Michael Fumento: I’ll never forget the brave Marines and soldiers I met who were killed in Iraq.
Shorter Paul Greenberg: If the Baker-Hamilton Report had been issued in 1943, today we’d all be driving German cars and watching Japanese televisions.
Shorter John Stossel: If you give a poor person $1 million, he’ll buy luxury cars for a lifetime. If you give some poor people jobs making luxury cars for a salary that’s something less than $1 million per year, you’ll be the owner of a luxury car factory.
Shorter Walter Williams: Congress is unlikely to repeal income tax laws and replace them with a national sales tax, but perhaps they would amend the Constitution to severely restrict government spending.
Shorter Ben Shapiro: Mel Gibson says our civilization is doomed because we’ve sacrificed our citizens and our values on an altar of fear, but I believe the exact opposite.
Shorter Kathleen Parker: Dennis Prager, while technically wrong about congressional oaths, is nonetheless correct to warn that such an oath sworn on a Quran would start the ball rolling toward sharia law.
Shorter Michelle Malkin: We can either assume that every foreign-looking person is a terrorist, or we hand over our nuclear arsenal to al-Qaeda. And it doesn’t make me a racist to say that!
Shorter Brent Bozell III: The death of Augusto Pinochet illustrates the primacy of a free market over human rights.
Shorter Tony Blankley: I would vote for Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, if it were legal.
Shorter Austin Bay: I’d like to recommend some books for the war-blogger on your shopping list.
Shorter Jacob Sullum: As a libertarian, I’ve drawn a sharp distinction between drug users and drug dealers.
Shorter Maggie Gallagher: I liked the kissing scenes in Apocolypto.
Shorter William F. Buckley: It’s a pity that history proves the truism of Lord Acton’s epigram, for I’m rather attracted to the notion of a benevolent dictator.
Shorter Herman Cain: Let the Democrats have their Barack Obama; we’ve got Tiger Woods – assuming, of course, that he’s a Republican.
Shorter Debra J. Saunders: Here’s some more theories to cast doubt on global warming. For example, Dr. Fred Singer says…
Shorter David Limbaugh: It would be more realistic and sane if our foreign policy was conducted from the perspective that evil exists in the world and that it must be eliminated entirely, rather than to accept that other countries sometimes act in self-interest.
