Sadly, No!

It might help your point to not be freshly emerging from a two-month binge when you deliver your belated moral panic on drugs. Bobo Brooks, New York Fucking Times: Weed: Been There. Done That. Weed, man. This might be the “fight” that best exemplifies the right. I mean, let’s be frank, there isn’t a generation […]

Is it just me or are the made-up right-wing scandals literally getting dumber by the second. What’s next, guys? How Obama’s sock color choice proves he hates America? Whether or not Obamacare whitens your teeth enough to protect America from darkies? Charles C.W. Cooke Esq., National Id: Pajama Boy: The Obama Machine’s Id Conservatives have […]

“It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership.” On December 5, 2013, Nelson Mandela passed away. It’s a little awkward to try and synthesize what he […]

I mean, for fuck’s sake, we’ve even got the t-shop ready for this kind of shit. Richard Cohen, Even the Liberal Washington Post: Richard Cohen Richard Cohen has feelings. Feelings of an almost human nature about being lightly criticized for writing one of those easily criticized posts we’ve seen a million times before by those […]

Michelle Malkin and National Review, two great… tastes… that… oh bleeding Hell Christ, is it Judgement Day already? Michelle Malkin, National Wingnut Reunion Tour: Obama Lied, My Health Plan Died Esoteric topics are esoteric?!? Since when?!? So yeah, last time’s entry might have been a teensy bit inside baseball (And the Understatement of the Year […]

You might want to pace yourselves on this one. It’s a bit of a long haul. And keep in mind that I’M saying that. I hope you all realize you’ve ruined me. Sure, you thought you might have done me a favor by bailing me out of a bad spot and flooding my poor ego […]

Charles C.W. Cooke hanging with the only doctors he can stand. Charles C.W. Cooke, National Deja Vu: Too Young to Decide Today’s article is 5 months old. Which, okay yeah, on the surface of it looks pretty bad. We here at Sadly, No! pride ourselves in bringing back only the freshest mangos (okay, fine, reasonably […]

On guard in the middle of the night against the sperm-burgling lesbian hordes. Robert Oscar Lopez (The World’s Dumbest Bisexual ™), American Screecher: Gay Weddings, Synthetic Babies, and the Brave New Court Oh Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. When last we left God’s gift to internalized biphobia, he had been lightly tonguing the balls of Homophobia Inc, […]

Lindsay Graham leaving a snail trail…There are certain things once thought that cannot be unthought. Thank you very much TBGOT, If I manage to keep my breakfast I will be her-prized* Whilst Cerb usually takes the clue by four to the Octoplex™ and then drags the nap victim around the park for some needed exercise, […]

Okay, I get that white people can be liberals and I get that white people can be poor, but are you absolutely sure white people can’t be cavemen because I’ve really been wanting to reuse this photoshop for awhile. Joan Walsh, Salon: How to talk about white people In this gig, we read a LOT […]