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ABOVE: B. Daniel Blatt (body by Photoshop, face by nature) Shorter B. Daniel “America’s Dumbest Homosexual™” Blatt, The Gay Patriot: A Challenge to Those who use the “self-hating” slur Hateful liberals call me self-hating for identifying with a political party and ideology that doesn’t think I deserve equal legal rights. But I don’t hate myself. […]

Well, Thers has forced me to violate the treaty provisions forbidding the proliferation of ukuleles of mass destruction. So drag me to The Hague. I spit on your treaties. And I retaliate for Thers’s Ayn Rand interview accompanied by a spacey Quaalude-drenched New Age soundtrack with . . . Teh Gay Patriot and his newest […]

ABOVE: The Gaytriots, Dan and Bruce One morning, when Tim woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin named Tintin. Oh dear, even I, as the real Tintin, find that to be a disturbing prospect. So imagine the horror of the real Tim, a commenter at “The” Gay […]

ABOVE: Bruce “Gay Patriot” Carroll The incident on the Amsterdam-Detroit flight yesterday has, inevitably, elicited a torrent of nonsense from the usual suspects, all of whom apparently rushed to their computers before the Christmas roast had even been carved to share their almost entirely predictable, if completely ludicrous, takeaways on the subject. Jim Don Bob […]

ABOVE: Marquis B. Daniel Blatteau de Sebranler- sur-Seine Oh yes he di’id. B. Daniel Blatt, an allegedly* “Gay Patriot,” gets all weepy about the passing of Irving Kristol: One of the truly great thinkers of the right, Irving Kristol, died in Washington at the age of 89. Known as the “godfather” of neo-conservatism, his ideas […]

ABOVE: Cynthia Yockey, conservativelesbian (left or right, you decide) For quite some time, the title of “The Most Ridiculous Gay Person On The Intertoobs” completely belonged to Dan Blatt, the “Gay Patriot West.” But that was before we met Cynthia Yockey, “a newly conservative lesbian,” whom we first encountered with a drunken Andrew Breitblart, who […]

ABOVE: Dust-jacket of Bruce Carroll’s autobiography Oh my, oh my, oh my. Wasn’t it only just yesterday that Bruce Carroll, aka the Gay Patriot, posted pictures of Mike Rogers and John Avarosis under the headline “WANTED: Gay Terrorists”? Minutes later, he “retired” permanently from blogging for unspecified reasons, a promise he, sadly, declined to honor. […]

Shorter GayPatriotWest, aka Dan Blatt, aka America’s Most Ridiculous Gay Man™, aka The Theoretically Gay Man™, aka The Only Gay Man in Los Angeles Who Hasn’t Had Sex Since He Blew His Best Friend In The Basement In Sixth Grade™, aka The Right’s Favorite Fag™, aka The Gay Neville Chamberlain™: “Why the big fuss over […]

ABOVE: GayPatriotWest What better way to start off the New Year than to wander over to the House of Gay Shame and see what’s up. If we’re lucky, we might find Bruce and Dan explaining why the criminalization of sodomy wasn’t such a bad thing after all. Or maybe they are planning a gay field […]

ABOVE: “The World’s Tiniest Racist” In what has to be the worst idea since lawn darts, the dim-witted Gay Patriots have decided to hold a contest to determine who is the “Grande [sic] Conservative Blogress Diva 2009.” There’s enough funny here to keep us busy until 2012, even leaving aside the faux-French “grande.” For instance, […]