Tech Central Station (Re: WordPress, Et Al.)

We’ve had some WordPress issues this evening, such that the spamulator has been telling everyone (including us) that they’re banned from the site.

Well, nobody is banned from the site (not even a certain fake rabbi of tireless aspect), and in fact we banned the spamulator!

Um, I suppose if anyone reading this actually is spam, please go away and do not be spam here.

Otherwise, this is totally everyone’s chance to be all ‘XXX Cialis’ and ‘Free Ringtones’ in comments, if you’ve been wanting to express something of that nature — or to post nine links in a row with no text but “Heh,” or “Indeed,” as certain people seem so successfully to do elsewhere.

 

Shorter Glenn Reynolds

STRATEGYPAGE: “Al Qaeda appears to be moving its main effort to Afghanistan, after operations in Iraq, North Africa, Somalia and Europe (not to mention North America) have all largely failed. But continued Taliban activity in Pakistan and Afghanistan has provided al Qaeda with one area where they might be able to have a little success. But that will require a change in methods.”
posted at 05:09 PM by Glenn Reynolds

  • The National Intelligence Estimate for Iran is questionable, but the unattributed speculations at this combination military news and wargame site seem pretty good.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


 

Another Tancredo classic

Compare this…

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…with this…

…and try to explain what, if any, differences exist in the messages they’re trying to send.

 

Longer Glenn Reynolds

CONGRESS DECLARES a pink Christmas. “And they dare say they support the troops?”
posted at 02:36 PM by Glenn Reynolds

Ho, readers! I should like to bring you news of the political contention between President Bush and the Democratic Congress, this time regarding the $178 billion defense funding bill that President Bush is threatening to veto unless a provision is removed that mandates a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq. The looming and not-unlikely threat of total military collapse and troop destruction should the Pentagon face a temporary shortfall of funding — e.g., forcing it to lay off certain civilian employees, cut back on boondoggle weapons programs, and/or pre-emptively strip our troops in the field of their weapons and abandon them to face certain death, is causing President Bush to pace worriedly around Washington waving his arms in the air and moaning, “OMG, OMG, can you believe what those irresponsible troop-haters in Congress are doing to our troops through no responsibility or input of my own?” even as our enemies, emboldened, cackle and scheme in their overseas tents and hovels. My understanding of the details of this story shall remain deniable, as I am given to hiding behind a gnomic scrim of grunts and vagueness in order to disguise my political extremism and rising paranoia. However, I recommend as notably relevant this commentary by the barely-literate crackpot Don Surber, who notes through elision and selective misstatement that Democrats in Congress, having been seized by a demented obsession to oversee Government funding even against the clear will of the President, seem literally and non-metaphorically to be attempting to destroy the US military:

Pink Christmas

Democrats seem hellbent on destroying the American military.

The refusal of Congressional Democrats to fund Iraq — something they promised they would do in the 2006 election season — may have a more sinister goal.

They seem to want to destroy the military.

They have told Defense Secretary Robert Gates to get the funding out of the existing military budget.

This amounts to a 10% funding cut for the American military.

And they dare say they support the troops?

Layoff notices are being sent to civilian personnel. No doubt such notices are being sent by civilian contractors

Too bad the military outlets here in Byrdland, and Harry Reid’s Nevada, and Massachusetts could not be shut down immediately. That might get the attention of the electorate.

Close Fort Drum and watch Hillary howl.

Military.com has the full story under the headline, “A Pink Christmas for Army Employees?“

The world will be less stable once the Democrats shrink the military.

Again.

Linked by Glenn Reynolds. Thanks.


‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


 

Longer Glenn Reynolds

POLITICAL PROGRESS IN IRAQ? Jules Crittenden reports.
posted at 07:52 AM by Glenn Reynolds

It has been a trying few days, as our animus to cry angrily and fearfully for vengeance against an endless succession of exaggerated foreign threats has been dampened by disappointing news about the supposed nonexistence of the Iranian nuclear threat, according to certain intelligence sources against whom our resentment is now rising. As we work to buttress the tower of rationalization that allows us together to believe, with layers of hearsay as evidence, in the important, factual, and real reality of a uniquely-threatening but ever-shifting foreign Evil, whose objective, factual menace is despicably ignored by weak and appeasing naysayers whom we are, in real life, better than, despite all appearances and the impressions of most human observers, including potential sexual partners, who won’t be laughing so hard when someday a real rain comes and washes all the scum off the streets, solace is provided by the reliable Mr. Crittenden of the Boston Herald, who points out the suspicious prominence in the MSM of the story about Iran and the so-called “National Intelligence Estimate” in the very face of two small and apparently-unremarkable stories on Iraq, whose appearance in the media, as naysayers would deny, suggests a notable lack of proof against the possibility of a widespread, unreported current of political progress in Iraq — about which we may wonder: Is the wave of widespread political progress in Iraq going unreported by the MSM through laughable incompetence alone, or is there a darker reason?


‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


 

Why Roy Rules

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Above: ‘Rod Dreher’ equals Christian porn name


El. Oh. El:

Like [the NRO’s Rod] Dreher, I look forward to [Rupert] Murdoch’s improvements of Beliefnet content: the “Who Would Jesus Do?” photo-features, and examinations of the theologies of Jack Bauer and Peter Griffin, etc. With any luck Dreher will be commissioned to write them.

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Above: Offers new meaning to real-estate term, ‘flipped’


And since I haven’t plugged Jon Swift much lately, here you go:

When I left a comment on yet another of Ms. Althouse’s continuing series of anti-Hillary pieces saying that it appeared to me if Hillary got elected she might suffer the same unfortunate fate as David Broder, a comment that was full of genuine concern for her health, she took it all wrong and lashed out at me. At first it was quite upsetting, though then I realized that may just be how she expresses affection. “Don’t you think you should have to be more of a wit to live up to your name?” she asked me. I replied: “I don’t quite understand how living up to my name, which I have said on many occasions is a tribute to the brave Swift Boat Veterans, requires me to be witty anymore than your living up to your name requires you to be a creaky old house.”

Bloody awesome.
 
 
 
 

 

Intermission

Although I’m hella-busy doing other projects tonight (and must soon rejoin the Day By Day remix contest), I have time right now to post the words to the Andy Griffith Show theme, which goes like this:

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn,

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Solzhenitsyn,

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He’s a scrappy guy;

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn,

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Solzhenitsyn,

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May soon die.

Read the rest of this entry »

 

Shorter* Glenn Reynolds Avoiding The W. Thomas Smith, Jr. Scandal**

Bob Owens: Read The Whole Thing

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  • I do say: Let it not escape notice that there are fabulists penning untrue accounts of military-related events for publication in media journals, for I see once more that Bob “Confederate Yankee” Owens is exploring a new wrinkle in the ever-developing Scott Beauchamp story, the fascination of which truly seems never to abate, such that indeed, one will be both pleased and informed upon reading the aforelinked commentary in full.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


* I.e., ‘longer.’ (It’s generally no more practical to do a shorter version of a Glenn Reynolds post than to summarize a burp.)
** Chris Allbritton has the latest on the National Review fabulist.

 

Shorter Solons Of Neoconservatism

Shorter Victor Davis Terence Trent D’Arby Hanson:

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Revisionism and The Iranian Non-Bomb

  • If Iran is actually not, in fact, developing nuclear weapons, then, um, this is a big success for the White House, and Bush opponents are wrong and in trouble. No backs, infinity.1 [runs away]

Shorter Michael Ledeen:

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The Great Intelligence Scam

  • This so-called “intelligence estimate,” citing “evidence,” fails to acknowledge that Iran always does the exact opposite of what the US demands! Its distortion of cause-and-effect is demeaning to the Iranian tyrants and insulting to our leaders — who rightly demand an immediate end to Iran’s nuclear-weapons program! [crouches back into garbage can, slams lid]

Shorter Stormin’ Norman Podhoretz:

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Dark Suspicions about the NIE2

  • Did Iran cease its nuclear-weapons program in 2003? Perhaps. Or perhaps the National Intelligence Council is secretly working for Iran. [sets off smoke bomb, disappears via hidden elevator]

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


1 Bonus verbatim Victor Davis Hanson quote: “Are [liberal Democrats] now to suggest that Republicans have been warmongering over a nonexistent threat for partisan purposes? But to advance that belief is also to concede that Iran, like Libya, likely came to a conjecture (around say early spring 2003?) that it was not wise for regimes to conceal WMD programs, given the unpredictable, but lethal American military reaction.” That frenetic rustling sound you hear is Hanson trying to finish his straw man.

2 Mr. Podhoretz, who has been growing progressively more insane since roughly 1960, is now the chief foreign-policy advisor to Rudy Giuliani.

 

Making (Up) The News: Seven Case Studies

It is the responsibility of every journalist to report the news truthfully, without fear or favor, and to not let their ideological beliefs stand in the way of accurate reporting. And in this modern age, watchful citizens on the political right have played an integral part in ensuring the integrity of the press by holding journalists responsible for any inaccuracies, whether the result of bias or no, in their news reporting.

So, let’s recap.

THE REPORTER: Dan Rather, CBS News.
THE STORY: Documents reveal that President Bush, having dodged service in Vietnam by joining the Air National Guard, failed to meet the requirements of his Guard position.
THE TRUTH: The documents were not legitimately obtained.
THE FALLOUT: Right-wingers howled for Rather’s blood, hastening his resignation and citing the affair as evidence of a liberal bias in media.
THE ENDGAME: Rather left his job, three producers were fired, and the right became almost totally embittered against mainstream media. The documents were never proven to be forgeries, however, and it remains a fact that President Bush avoided service in Vietnam and that no evidence exists that he fulfilled his obligations in the Guard.

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THE REPORTER: Scott Thomas Beauchamp, The New Republic.
THE STORY: American soldiers in Iraq, including Beauchamp himself, behaved in a manner unbecoming a member of the Armed forces.
THE TRUTH: An Army investigation established that Beauchamp exaggerated some of his claims and allegedly fabricated others. Beauchamp’s fellow servicemen denied his stories.
THE FALLOUT: Right-wingers howled for Beauchamp’s blood, suggesting that he should be criminally prosecuted and citing the affair as evidence of the corrupt nature of the left-wing media.
THE ENDGAME: Beauchamp was fired, The New Republic issues a retraction, and the right cited the case as proof of the lies of the liberal press. The denials of wrongdoing by Beauchamp’s comrades, on the other hand, are no more definitive proof that the wrongdoing took place than his claims of their complicity are proof that it did, and a number of American soldiers continue to behave in a manner unbecoming a member of the armed forces in Iraq.

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THE REPORTER: Jamil Hussein, the Associated Press.
THE STORY: A massacre of civilians occurred in Baghdad, including the near-destruction of several mosques, as reported by Hussein, a captain in the Iraqi national police.
THE TRUTH: Reports of a civilian massacre were unconfirmed and the damage to the mosques was not total.
THE FALLOUT: Right-wingers howled for Hussein’s blood, with many claiming he didn’t even exist and citing the affair as evidence of how reporting from Iraq cannot be trusted.
THE ENDGAME: Hussein, who in fact does exist, was arrested for talking to the press without permission. Dozens of witnesses and other journalists testified that a large number of civilians were murdered, though many chose to remain anonymous because people who speak to the press are often targeted for killing in Iraq. Photographs of the mosques show extensive damage. The AP notes that during the period in which right-wing blogs were claiming that Jamil Hussein did not exist and was merely an invented figure by which to spread false stories about the bad news in Iraq, thousands of Iraqis were killed.

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THE REPORTER: Judith Miller, The New York Times.
THE STORY: Iraq under Saddam Hussein had fully reconstituted its weapons of mass destruction program and was actively working towards acquiring a nuclear bomb.
THE TRUTH: Iraq under Saddam Hussein had no working WMD program, and in over four years of occupation, no such weapons have ever been found, nor have the means of constructing them.
THE FALLOUT: Right-wingers, who normally have nothing but bad things to say about The New York Times, found nothing suspicious about Miller’s reporting, and embraced her stories as definitive proof that Iraq was a threat.
THE ENDGAME: Miller, who in addition to having printed without cavil stories fed to her by the Bush administration, was hip-deep in the Valerie Plame scandal, for which conservatives made her a martyr figure. She retired after 30 years with the paper, making no apologies for her malreportage, and has since taken a high-paying job with the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, a right-wing think tank.

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THE REPORTER: Michael Ledeen, Pajamas Media.
THE STORY: Iran’s supreme leader, the Ayatollah Khamenei, died on January 4 of this year .
THE TRUTH: Iran’s supreme leader, the Ayatollah Khamenei, is in fact still alive.
THE FALLOUT: Pajamas Media, which was founded as a vehicle for the web-based “New Media” that would replace the inaccurate and biased reporting of the mainstream media, did not find it necessary to issue an apology for having falsely reported the death of a major world leader. Reports of Khamenei’s death can still be found on their website.
THE ENDGAME: Ledeen is not only still employed, he is still employed by Pajamas Media. His columns ceaselessly fulminating for war with Iran are enjoyed weekly by PJM’s readers.

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THE REPORTER: Michael Yon, “Michael Yon Online Magazine”.
THE STORY: Elements of al-Q’aeda in Iraq cooked a young boy and forced his parents to eat him.
THE TRUTH: No confirmation has been found that al-Q’aeda terrorists are borrowing their tactical plans from the Brothers Grimm.
THE FALLOUT: When some observers questioned Yon’s unquestioning reportage of a variant on the blood libel, Yon equivocated, first blaming his source within the military, then blaming the source’s source, an Iraqi government official. At no point did he accept blame for having published such an outrageous story without bothering to verify it, claiming only that he could “offer no opinion about the veracity” of the account – an unusual position for a journalist to take.
THE ENDGAME: Michael Yon is still hugely popular with right-wingers, who call him an independent reporter with no ideological leanings; some even go as far as to call his activities heroic, and in marked contrast to the biased and negative reporting of the mainstream media.

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THE REPORTER: W. Thomas Smith Jr., The National Review.
THE STORY: Hundreds of armed men were gathered in a Lebanese refugee camp, and up to 5,000 armed terrorists were running amok in the Christian areas of Beirut with the full blessing of the authorities.
THE TRUTH: Smith actually saw two men with rifles in a tent, and a couple of guys with radios hanging around in downtown Beirut.
THE FALLOUT: When observers noted that Smith’s accounts of thousands of armed men swarming around Beirut had not been reported by any other sources, his defenders on the right claimed the observers were leftist tools, his editor blamed it on the Arab tendency to lie, and Smith himself said he did not find it necessary to defend himself against the false charges of terrorists.
THE ENDGAME: The National Review, who helped lead the charge against The New Republic during l’affaire de Beauchamp, stated that they will continue to print Smith’s stories “on a submission-by-submission basis and will continue to do so unless we have reason to decide otherwise”.

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Say it with me, now, everybody:

DAMN LIBERAL MEDIA!