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If you read the news, and I can’t really recommend it given the dullards who are writing it, the quota of advertiser-vetted bilge they are asked to write, and the richer dullards who edit them, you may have noticed that people are getting shot and otherwise killed at the hands of the police. This has […]

 

Bow Before Your Boob-Stealing Overlords

[Ed: I think the above represents the Real Kevin D Williamson. Can”t find a picture of the dude with hair] First article that you could say “Sorry, Hermione, you have a dick now” about and not be talking about fan-fiction Kevin D. Williamson, National Review of the Transphobic Menace: A New York State of Dysphoria […]

 

FromHereToVeritude, Dudes

I have no idea where this is gonna end up, but I can tell you where it began. I wanted to see if I could find any right wing reaction to the very classy behavior displayed by NewYork’sFinest™, during the funeral of their fallen comrade Rafael Ramos. I don’t know, but seems to me if […]

 

Post-Election Hangover

I’ll admit I reeked of booze on election night. To be fair, it was because my girlfriend placed a poorly sealed glass of scotch in a really precarious place and it spilled all over me, but fuck it, I’m counting it. Ugh… I had a sinking suspicion this would be the result and by sinking […]

 

Piss-ing off the Haters

Oh hey, when Matt Barber was last relevant. So it turns out exiting a giant tangle of part-time work actually takes a bit of time and a lot of work training my replacements. Not to mention the effort of finding a rhythm with my new job. Even worse, I’ve been happy. All of this has […]

 

That Grinding Noise You Hear is Propaganda Crashing on the Wall of Reality

Cognitive dissonance, much like metalwork, is an impressive thing to see in action. Ian Tuttle the Coffee Boy, National Retread: No More Rotherhams! One could easily make the argument that right-wingers easily get wrapped up and lost in their own propaganda campaigns and grand story telling. And by make the argument, I mean pointing at […]

 

Full of Nothing, Signifying Sound and Fury

The sad thing is I could probably do a variant cover for every Fox News bobblehead and still not have enough for all the cookie-cutter blonde cylons that are chunked out of the lab. Katherine Timpf, National We Will Literally Hire Anyone Who Has Made a Failed Wingnut Product in the Last 20 years: Feminists […]

 

Uppity Whippersnappers On My Electoral Lawn

The first thing that pops in my head when I hear one of these rants… which is ironic, because today’s 18-year-olds don’t really remember that episode and more remember the memes based on it. Josh Gelernter, National GET OFFA MAH LAWN!!!: Raise the Voting Age At this point, do I even need to point out […]

 

Summer Rerun Season

Gosh, I wonder what is driving his insecurity about other people being born seemingly male and turning out instead to be girls. It’s just too hard to figure out. Kevin “I’m Still Having Difficulty With The Fact That Penis Don’t Confer Magical Powers” Williamson, National Trans* Panic*: Laverne Cox is Not a Woman Check one. […]

 

The Queen of the White Welfare Cowboys Sharts a Larf.

Via Roy, TPM and Slate and featuring the biggest “Welfare Queen” in the land and in the news, whose name does not end with what might sound like a synonym for penis, and as well, also, too, a last name that reminisces the last name of an early ’90’s analog of Archie Bunker. Not sure […]