Sadly, No!

ABOVE: B. Daniel “The Gay Patriot” Blatt (body by Photoshop, face by nature) Shorter B. Daniel Blatt,1 The Gay Patriot:2 Kevin Jennings & the Prevailing Gay Sexual Ethos3 No gay man, other than me — assuming, of course, that I am gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that — should be allowed to have […]

ABOVE: B. Daniel Blatt, aka Gay Patriot West Shorter Gay “Patriot” West, Pajamas Media How Perez Hilton and Gang Hurt Gay Marriage Supporters I have absolutely no problem with anyone saying that, as a gay man, I should have less rights than a straight person as long as they say it really nicely. In fact, […]

And they’re like: “what the fuck are you doing here? Please get the fuck away from me.” Does Anyone Even Remotely Gay Still Write for this Site, Why Even Bother Still Calling it “Gay Patriot”: Feminism Becomes Infantile I feel a bit awkward checking in on our good friends at the Quisling Patriot these days […]

Being a queer conservative is a kink too far for the likes of me. Andrew Sullivan, The Seriously, Sully, that Gay Male Stereotype?: The hounding of Brendan Eich You know, I never thought I’d ever do this, but I have to agree 100% with Andrew Sullivan. As someone else who has suffered job discrimination because […]

I was originally going to photoshop something to do with his sad little self-promotion picture of him wondering to the camera just how to live with himself, but then I realized I couldn’t stand one more second staring at his face and I knew this would piss off the usual suspects, so I decided fuck […]

You might want to pace yourselves on this one. It’s a bit of a long haul. And keep in mind that I’M saying that. I hope you all realize you’ve ruined me. Sure, you thought you might have done me a favor by bailing me out of a bad spot and flooding my poor ego […]

Says here that the ship I’ve invested all my self-worth into has crashed into an iceberg. Beginning coping amnesia in 5…4…3… B. Daniel Blatt, Gay Putz: Obama’s remarks in Michigan & his partisan nature It’s been a while since we last peeked in on America’s Dumbest Homosexual. Heck, we haven’t even really said hi to […]

Sometimes a conservative has to go without unearned attention for minutes at a time. The experience is more painful than actual oppression could ever be. And you damn liberals don’t even care, do you? Bastiches. America’s Dumbest Homosexual, Gay Patriot: The Protestor as Person of the Year; It’s His Ideology, Stupid So the wingnut cycle […]

ABOVE: B. Daniel Blatt (body by Photoshop, face by nature) Shorter America’s Dumbest Pseudo-Homosexual™, The Gay Wingnuts: Judge Walker: Clueless about the “Historical Core” of Marriage If two guys are in a relationship, it can only be called a “marriage” if one of them wears a dress all the time and cooks dinner for the […]

ABOVE: B. Daniel “Gay Patriot West” Blatt Dan-no has been driving around the United States visiting relatives which meant he hasn’t had time to post much. But that hasn’t stopped him from keeping his thinking cap on and thinking deep thoughts about the perfidy of liberals, especially gay liberals. So when he made it back […]